semi-automatic ; j.d

By SA1NTPAB1O

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josh looks at her, his smile broad and the corners of his eyes creasing, and in that moment she realizes that... More

one ; salutations
two ; middle school
three ; musical sacrifices & the theory of guac on the side
four ; robot backpack
five ; facetime calls & 'i love you's'
six ; the red hair fiasco
seven ; platonic sleepovers & goodbye kisses
eight ; tonsil tennis
nine ; all's well that ends well
ten ; a letter to homesickness
eleven ; the christmas tree crisis
twelve ; one door closes
thirteen ; drunk confessions
fourteen ; not-so-suprise visit
fifteen ; illegal drinks & labels
sixteen ; two a.m (right) hand holds
seventeen ; an argueable amount of broken ornaments
eighteen ; harriet the snake ghost
nineteen ; in which tyler proposes
twenty ; mediocre drum lessons
twenty one ; meeting (future) in laws & the return of the robot backpack
twenty two ; equal spooning rights
twenty three ; traffic light kisses
twenty four ; the background music of 'i love you'
twenty five ; ginger ale cough drops
twenty six ; and a window opens
twenty seven ; bae material
twenty eight ; the wedding dress obligation
twenty nine ; strawberry cuts
thirty ; the first non-platonic, not sarcastic, actual 'i love you'
thirty one ; the start of new classes & new friendships
thirty two ; in which josh is jealous
thirty three ; pink gerbera daises
thirty four ; dark days
thirty five ; a trip for concerts & an oragami girlfriend
thirty six ; what a catch, donnie
thirty seven ; joshler
thirty eight ; double date dye discussion
thirty nine ; fetus josh
forty ; in which josh leaves his heart
fourty one ; the definition of light cuddles
fourty two ; the basement
fourty three ; luke the doorman
fourty three and a half ; shorter than your temper
fourty four ; gangsters don't cry
fourty five ; the downfall of us all
fourty six ; stomach's tied in knots
fourty seven ; scratchy tights & little girl dresses
fourty eight ; faking it
fourty nine ; hell's hot for good reasons
fifty ; racing hearts & wandering hands
fifty one ; freckled galaxy
fifty two ; a plethora of pick up lines
fifty three ; festivals & flower crowns
fifty four ; in which josh learns spanish
fifty five ; no chill
fifty six ; telepathy & teddys
fifty seven ; burned gay porn
fifty eight ; the roomate dilemma
fifty nine ; passwords & promises
sixty ; prince yoshua
sixty one ; neon croc
sixty two ; talks with tyjo
sixty three ; birthday boy (part one)
sixty three and a half ; birthday boy (part two)
sixty three and three fourths ; birthday boy (part three)
sixty four ; thanks for the memories
sixty five ; nightmares
sixty six ; the announcement
sixty seven ; in which josh gets his makeup done
sixty eight ; painting nails
sixty nine ; babysitting
seventy ; brownies & birthday cards
seventy one ; hair pulling
seventy two ; front seat handjobs
seventy three ; the marijuanas
seventy four ; back to bismol
seventy five ; sold out shows & backflips
seventy six ; an awkward kink discussion
seventy seven ; the lock bridge
seventy eight ; with the white vans
seventy nine ; denouement
eighty : unsteady
eighty one ; in which josh is moody
eighty two ; drinks
eighty three ; the jia soundtrack
eighty four ; pancake blunts
eighty five ; daddy issues
eighty six ; in the driver's seat
eighty seven ; promised rewards & a promised future
eighty eight ; so long and thanks for all the booze
eighty nine ; full moon
ninety ; r-rated tour talks
100k a/n
ninety one ; coming out
ninety two ; the mysterious mystery of baby joseph
ninety three ; babies and houses and weddings
ninety four ; winston the babysitter
summer a/n
ninety six ; red roses
ninety seven ; goodnight goodmorning
ninety eight ; tommy
ninety nine ; in which tyler cockblocks
one hundred ; death of a bachelor
one hundred and a half ; in which josh catches a porygon
one hundred and one ; disney pda
one hundred and two ; coffee kisses
one hundred and three ; lost and found
one hundred and four ; changing of the seasons
one hundred and five ; late arrival
one hundred and six ; a bunch of faulty condoms & another talk with tyjo
one hundred and seven ; right of passage
one hundred and eight ; it's routine, baby
one hundred and nine ; tj
one hundred and ten ; valediction
epilogue

ninety five ; the towel policy

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on valentine's day, mia goes out with luke the doorman to get their nails done.

"i think i have a date tonight," says luke, lips pursed in thought as the nail lady paints a coat of black onto his almond shaped nails.

mia, sitting beside him, frowns with confusion. "you think?"

"well," he sighs. "there's this guy that wants to get dinner - rich business type. he's got gorgeous blue eyes..." luke shakes his head, almost like he's in a trance. "i'm a sucker for blue eyes."

"so why don't you go?" questions mia. her gaze shifts between her half-done nails and luke.

at this, luke seems almost embarrassed to answer. "i'm scared."

mia almost doesn't believe him at first. luke - the man who's always radiated confidence - says he's scared. "of what?"

"people," he says blankly. "i'm not exactly the normal mold, not that i ever cared about any of that, but it matters to some people. and this guy's important, y'know? he's someone."

"so are you," insists mia.

luke rolls his eyes disbelievingly. "i'm a doorman. a fabulously amazing one, but still."

"obviously if this guy likes you, he doesn't care about that," mia says. "so neither should you - just be yourself."

he looks at the brunette beside him with a mixture of realization and adoration. "i always knew you were my favorite. the day you and jenna moved into the apartment and i saw you carrying an entire box of alcohol, that was it."

mia grins. "yeah? did you think 'wow, one day i'm gonna give this girl pot brownies'?"

"okay that was an accident," tsks luke. he moves his hands in front of the small fan on the manicure desk to let his matte black nails dry. "i had made one batch normal and i thought those were the ones i gave you."

"mhm, sure," the black haired girl hums sarcastically in response.

"do you think i would just give away weed? that stuff isn't cheap, you know."

mia rolls her eyes, a small smile on her face. there's a buzz in the pocket of her sweatshirt that brings a hopeful twist to her stomach. using the hand that isn't being painted, she pulls out her phone and sees a new text from josh.

yoshua💕 : just got to the hotel & no show tonight so if you wanna facetime we can

yoshua💕: miss you lots xo

yoshua💕 : oh and also you look really good today

after her eyes scroll through the texts, mia takes a split second to decide what she wants to say before replying.

👑princess mia👑 : you haven't even seen me today

yoshua💕 : don't have to

yoshua💕 : you always look gr9

👑princess mia👑 : thanks dood

👑princess mia👑 : i can talk now just give me a sec

yoshua💕 : sick

she reaches into her purse and takes out her tangled up earbuds. after propping her phone up against the manicure desk, she plugs her earbuds into the phone and then calls josh.

he answers on the first call.

"hey!" greets the grinning boy, his vibrant pink hair in a wet, curly heap on his head. "what's up? what're you doing?"

"getting my nails done with luke," she replies lightly while waving one hand of rose gold painted nails at the camera.

josh makes an intrigued noise. "those look so pretty. oh! before i forget to say it - happy valentine's day."

mia smiles affectionately, her cheeks blushing. "happy valentine's day."

"i bought you some flowers, they should be getting there today. i made sure to get express shipping so that you'd have them today."

"that sounds expensive," she cringes, thinking of the cost for the overseas shipping.

shrugging, he replies, "eh, it was worth it. you're worth every penny. and tonight when you're not busy i wanna talk to you about something. what are you doing later?"

mia purses her lips in thought. her plans with luke are sort of open ended, but he did mention something about the mall earlier. "shopping i think."

"hey, do you have that thing where you can put your credit card info on your phone?" asks josh, which mia finds sort of random.

but she answers anyways. "uh, no."

"well i do," chirps josh. "and since it's valentine's day i want you to go shopping on my treat. so i'll send you my credit card stuff and you can put it into on your phone. sound good?"

"wait - seriously?" asks the brunette with a disbelieving tone. they might be engaged and all but mia hasn't even begun thinking about grown up stuff, like sharing money and bills.

he confidently nods his head and sets his phone up against the bedside table. with the view now showing more than just josh's head, mia can see that he just got out of the shower due to the towel wrapped loosely around his hips.

"are you trying to torture me?"

josh, picking up his suitcase and setting it on the big comfy bed, frowns innocently. "what d'you mean?"

"your towel," mia clarifies with an obvious tone. she finds it hard to believe that josh doesn't know what she's talking about. "how low it is. you do the same thing with your shorts on stage."

"s'comfy," he insists with a small shrug.

the black haired girl lets out a disbelieving huff of air. "yeah okay."

"i'm telling the truth!" josh laughs, the same smile on his face that makes mia feel like her stomach is jello.

"you can't honestly tell me that you don't know how low you wear your shorts. i mean when i see pictures of you from the shows it's like your dick is about to play peek-a-boo with the crowd."

like a melody, josh's laughter vibrates through the earbuds as he nearly tears up from the fit of giggles that come out of his lips.

once he catches his breath, he wipes under his eyes and then traces his hands along his defined abdomen and the pronounced v-shaped indentations of his hips. "maybe i like showing off, just a little bit."

"just a lot," corrects mia.

josh doesn't even deny it. he wants to, but he knows mia's right. "next time you're at a show i'll make sure to have my shorts extra high up just for you, okay babe?" he teases, hiking the towel up so it's almost covering his belly button. "should i wear it like this instead?"

"god, no, the other way was better."

he gives her a cheeky grin and lowers the white towel to its previous position, maybe even a little bit lower just in spite of mia. "that's what i thought."

mia rolls her eyes with amusement at the cheeky boy with hair as pink as cotton candy and a smile like the cheshire cat. josh is rare in the way that he manages to balance adorable with alluring at the same time.

"i gotta go," she tells him when realizing that the manicurist is finished with her nails.

josh's smile falters. "oh, okay. text me."

"i will," promises mia. "and i'll let you know when i get home so we can facetime again."

giving her a thumbs up, the male pulls out a pair of boxers and a tee shirt and lays it out beside his suitcase. "sounds like a plan, pretty girl."

she smiles fondly at the name. "alright, see ya later. love you."

"mhm," hums josh. one of his hands reach for the front of his towel while the other leans towards his phone, thumb wavering over the end call button.

he grins. "oh - babe?"

mia can tell where this is going, yet she feigns innocent. "yeah?"

"love you too," he says smoothly, eyes disappearing in the crinkles by his cheekbones.

he swiftly drops the towel and hangs up  the call about a millisecond after the towel hits the ground.

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