fifty two ; a plethora of pick up lines

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can i just write this book forever because i totally would

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a day before festival traveling starts, mia is in the library on campus, surrounded by textbooks and notes.

business communications. ugh. why did i even sign up for this? she asks herself while flipping through one of the heavy books from the table. the class has been more of a pain than anything, but she needs it to graduate.

as she's reading about stuff that she can really care less about, her phone vibrates inside the pocket of her jacket.

yoshua💕 : wanna hear a joke

👑princess mia👑 : no

yoshua💕 : okay so i'll tell it anyways

yoshua💕 : did you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass

👑princess mia👑 : i'm

yoshua💕 : wait i have more

yoshua💕 : are you a fruit? because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

👑princess mia👑 : plz stop

yoshua💕 : if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

👑princess mia👑 : why are these all food related

yoshua💕 : idk cause i'm hungry

yoshua💕 : okay anywaaaays

yoshua💕 : are you jewish? cause you ISRAELI HOT

👑princess mia👑 : have i told you today how much i hate you

yoshua💕 : k rude

👑princess mia👑 : ew don't 'k' me

yoshua💕 : oops just did

👑princess mia👑 : fine suck your own dick from now on

yoshua💕 : baBE OKAY I'M SORRY

yoshua💕 : I WON'T EVEN USE THE 'K' KEY ANYMORE

yoshua💕 : STARTING NOW

👑princess mia👑 : ur an idiot

yoshua💕 : love you 2 bby

👑princess mia👑 : okay i have to go study so i can pass and actually graduate

yoshua💕 : aww my smart lil bbygirl

👑princess mia👑 : stOp

yoshua💕 : one more joke for the road?

👑princess mia👑 : no

yoshua💕 : i'm gonna pretend you said yes

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