Fanfic Rants And The Rest of...

By theflowermaid

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So I have been on Wattpad for a few years now. I'm on it almost everyday, it's like a drug to me. However, ev... More

INTRODUCTION
1D (One Direction)
HP (Harry Potter)
Twilight (GAHHHHHHHHH....Need I Say More?)
FT (Fairy Tail)
Mocking Fanfics in General
Fifty Shades of Grey....WTF?!
Bollywood (aka the Indian Industry in General)
SORRY
Undiscovered...My Ass
My Immortal....God Wants to Kill Me, Doesn't He?
Zayn Malik Leaves 1D? IDGAF!
Anime is for Kids? WHO THE F*** SAID THAT?!
Instant Popularity for People Who Can't Handle Fame
Black Butler (aka Kuroshitsuji)
Battle of Hogwarts and the Difference Between The Hunger Games
Avatar: The Last Airbender (A:TLA)
Um...I Take Back What I Said
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
FNAF Fandom....*facepalms*
Grammar Fail
Mario vs Sonic (WHO CARES)
Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA and FMA: Brotherhood)
Crossovers
SAO (Sword Art Online)
Gravity Falls
Pokémon
How To Train Your Dragon (HTTYD)
Steven Universe (SU)
Mini Rants
Why Is Tumblr Not a Safe Place for Artists Anymore?
Sailor Moon vs. Cardcaptor Sakura
Fairy Tail Chapter 462 (aka NATSU YOU FREAKING IDIOT)
Sailor Moon (For Reals)
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus (AHHHH)
Life Rant #1 (aka Me Geeking out about Soundtrack music)
Half Readers
Bollywood Rant #2
Chhota Bheem (AKA Read this if you don't want to go anywhere near this shit)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica (PMMM)
Lisanna Hate (Let's Go Over Why Shall We?)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Percy Jackson (PJO)
Romance Clichés of Wattpad
School Systems in Fanfics and Cultural Appropriation
Undertale
Mini Rants #2 (And...Oooh, Deepika Padukone!)
"OMG Im pregnant with luke hemming's baby!1!!"
THE EVER LOVING OSCARS
TOO MANY READER INSERTS
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Kim Possible (And the Concept of Mary Sues)
Clickbaits, Shoutouts, and Apologies
Ship Names
Reboots (aka: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CN?!)
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Miraculous Ladybug: The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3
Harry Potter (Part 2)
World-Building in Crossovers
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 1)
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 2)
Stories w/Scripts (Why do these Exist)
Dragons: Race To The Edge Season 3
Magi: Labryinth of Magic (Chapter 313)
WATTYS 2016!!!
Scooby-Doo (Why is there so much hate)
CELEBRATE!!!
Pokémon (Again)
Milking Series? (Or does that mean milking a cow?)
Fate/stay night (And the rest of the goddamn franchise)
Carnival Phantasm
How To Train Your Dragon (Part 2)
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (When The Higurashi Cicadas Cry)
Mystic Messenger (aka the app that loves to screw with our feelings)
Yuri!!! On Ice Final Episode Reactions
Merry Christmas!
Mystic Messenger Christmas DLC (Cause Cheritz liked to give smiles this X-Mas)
A few updates....
Fairy Tail Movie: Phoenix Priestess
Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry (Trailer Reaction)
Soundtrack Rant #2
Ori and the Will of the Wisps (Trailer Reaction)
The End of Fairy Tail
CHERITZ JUST RELEASED THE V ROUTE
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (aka SAERAN DESERVED BETTER)
Um.....WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
Being OOC
Boku no Hero Acadamia/My Hero Acadamia (BNHA/MHA)
Danganronpa (YES I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON)
Bollywood Clichés #3
Cartoons in India
Winx Club
HAPPY NEW YEAR <3
Yuri!!! On Ice
Mini Rants #3
Danagnronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Game of Thrones
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (Part 2, aka protect Saeran Choi at all costs)
HOLY SHIT
13 Reasons Why
Long Chapters
The Clique
Author's Notes (AND WHY THEY EXIST)
The Revenge Fics
Game of Thrones (Season 8)
Twilight #2 (aka, A Retrospective Look at my Previous Rant)
Mo Dao Zu Shi (MDZS)
Watching/Reading the Series fics
Isekai and Reincarnation Tropes
Fate: The Winx Saga (What the actual fuck was this show)
Looking Back (and a final Goodbye)
New Rant Book Out!

The Last of Us

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By theflowermaid

Yes, I'm actually going to do a rant about this. Well, its not a rant per say but it depends on what you get out of it. As for the #OscarsSoWhite hashtag, here's my two cents: IT'S STUPID. Yeah, there was a lot of white/black jokes but honestly, if you can't accept the fact that comedy is based off misery and is supposed to offend, then please move all the way to Alaska, where your sensitives can't hurt you.

With that out of the way:

I love this game.

Like really.

Most of you know the plot by now but if you don't...eh, read on anyway, see if it interests you. I actually was introduced to this game through Markplier. (AND NOW I OWN THE FUCKING GAME THANK YOU DAD *fireworks noises*)

To be honest, I already got the entire game spoiled by the time I actually got to play it but that doesn't mean that my heart wasn't racing throughout the entire thing. Like, it was that intense. Granted, it was my first time playing a shooting-based game (and that too, on a PS4. Hell, this was my first time playing on a PS4), so my opinions are kind of biased. The intense moments were intense, the emotional moments were emotional and the rare comedy was realistically hilarious.

Believe it or not, the outbreak from this game is actually real. Except it does not affect humans in real life. And it's only existent in animals. But admit it, it's still creepy.

I can't say I cared too much about Henry and Sam. (He he...sorry XD)

For those of you who have played the game know about the car scene with Joel and Ellie, right? After they get the car from Bill, Joel finds out that that Ellie stole a few magazines from his place, and turns out that one of them was a porn magazine for gay people. So believe me when I say that when Ellie asked, "Why are they all stuck together?" I was laughing my head off like a maniac cause I knew what she meant by "sticking together".

AND JOEL'S FACE

WAS FUCKING PRICELESS

I SWEAR TO GOD I DIED

And the Ellie, who turns out to be the biggest troll, just says, "I'm just fucking with you" and throws the magazine out the window.

(If you want to watch it, here's the clip:)

(This is one of the main reasons why Ellie is such an awesome character. Because that would so be me if I was put in her situation. Well, maybe not as badass but her sarcastic remarks would so be me.)

Admittedly, the game is kind of linear, but this is a story based gameplay. And besides, there is a lot of cool stuff about the way it puts you right in the moment. I tried playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 (it came with the PS4 don't kill me) right after I finished the DLC Left Behind and the adrenaline rush that TLOU gave me just wasn't there in COD. For example, the crafting in the game was actually relevant to the game. It's not like you had an arsenal of stuff to begin with, and HOLY SHIT WHY DO I NOT HAVE ENOUGH SHIVS AND MOLOTOVS

*ahem* Sorry, that was me whining about not collecting enough material to create them. As I was saying: Since its a survival game, you actually had to collect stuff that was lying around. Because of this, there was a lot of exploring to search for those items. When you were crafting something, you had to decide which was much more needed at that moment.

ALSO, THOSE GODDAMN CLICKERS

I think a lot of reviewers have said this but this game relies a lot on stealth movement. For example, when you encounter a group of clickers, Infected or hell, even humans who are just assholes at this point, your two choices are to either hide and try to not get noticed as you move through and stealth kill your enemies to your destination, or just outright try to fight them, which I wouldn't recommend unless you're really good with guns and you have a good idea on how to take them out.

Joel and Ellie have got to be the best duo I have seen in ages. I mean, here you have Joel, who *BLEEEP CAUSE SPOILERS* at the beginning of the outbreak (I'm not kidding, this is literally the first few minutes of the game) and Ellie, who is the hope for saving mankind. How that is, I won't tell you but you'll really like this character. Their relationship throughout the game is amazing. If this got turned into a movie, you could just use all of the scenes between gameplay and the audiences would probably be satisfied.

My favorite chapter of the game was Winter. Again, I know this may be a lot of other people's favorite but I really do think that it deserves that distinction. One thing many people note: YOU GET TO PLAY AS ELLIE

WHICH, FIRST OF ALL, IS EFFING AWESOME

(I really didn't like that bow and arrow. I was more of the shotgun/Molotov person. No wait, on second thought, the bow and arrow was a huge help. XD)

The second reason why I love this chapter is because it was kind of like a huge development for both Joel and Ellie. Ellie has to escape this crazy maniac David (voiced by Nolan North) which, admittedly, is my favorite part of the game. The scene where Ellie was practically hacking the guy to pieces, was kind of hard to watch. aAHAHAHA The think I find incredible about this game is that whenever something like that happens and it cuts right into another chapter like Spring, the effects of the previous chapter kind of just lingers there. I think it's more than effective because one, you see the effect it has on the characters in the current chapter that you are in. Two, it also has the effect on you because of the way the game is setup. It makes you fully immersed in the story, almost to the point that when the characters get a chance to breathe for a bit, so do you.

(By the way, Troy Baker, the guy who did Joel? Yeah, he's the voice dub actor for Greed-Ling in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Mind. Blown.)

I love Left Behind. It was an awesome addition and plus, the DLC came with the game (I have the Remastered version so yeah) so I didn't have to pay an extra $10 dollars for it. But even if I did, it would have been so worth it.

I would say more about it but this rant/something is long enough already. I think I'd better stop here XD

So what do you think? Have you played the game? Also this is just out of curiosity but what do you guys think are my strongest and weakest rants? Comment below and let me know! :D

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