Fanfic Rants And The Rest of...

By theflowermaid

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So I have been on Wattpad for a few years now. I'm on it almost everyday, it's like a drug to me. However, ev... More

INTRODUCTION
1D (One Direction)
HP (Harry Potter)
Twilight (GAHHHHHHHHH....Need I Say More?)
FT (Fairy Tail)
Mocking Fanfics in General
Fifty Shades of Grey....WTF?!
Bollywood (aka the Indian Industry in General)
SORRY
Undiscovered...My Ass
My Immortal....God Wants to Kill Me, Doesn't He?
Zayn Malik Leaves 1D? IDGAF!
Anime is for Kids? WHO THE F*** SAID THAT?!
Instant Popularity for People Who Can't Handle Fame
Black Butler (aka Kuroshitsuji)
Battle of Hogwarts and the Difference Between The Hunger Games
Avatar: The Last Airbender (A:TLA)
Um...I Take Back What I Said
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
FNAF Fandom....*facepalms*
Grammar Fail
Mario vs Sonic (WHO CARES)
Fullmetal Alchemist (FMA and FMA: Brotherhood)
Crossovers
SAO (Sword Art Online)
Gravity Falls
Pokémon
How To Train Your Dragon (HTTYD)
Steven Universe (SU)
Mini Rants
Why Is Tumblr Not a Safe Place for Artists Anymore?
Sailor Moon vs. Cardcaptor Sakura
Fairy Tail Chapter 462 (aka NATSU YOU FREAKING IDIOT)
Sailor Moon (For Reals)
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus (AHHHH)
Life Rant #1 (aka Me Geeking out about Soundtrack music)
Half Readers
Bollywood Rant #2
Chhota Bheem (AKA Read this if you don't want to go anywhere near this shit)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica (PMMM)
Lisanna Hate (Let's Go Over Why Shall We?)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Percy Jackson (PJO)
Romance Clichés of Wattpad
School Systems in Fanfics and Cultural Appropriation
Undertale
Mini Rants #2 (And...Oooh, Deepika Padukone!)
"OMG Im pregnant with luke hemming's baby!1!!"
TOO MANY READER INSERTS
The Last of Us
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Kim Possible (And the Concept of Mary Sues)
Clickbaits, Shoutouts, and Apologies
Ship Names
Reboots (aka: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CN?!)
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Miraculous Ladybug: The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir
Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3
Harry Potter (Part 2)
World-Building in Crossovers
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 1)
Magi: Labyrinth of Magic (Part 2)
Stories w/Scripts (Why do these Exist)
Dragons: Race To The Edge Season 3
Magi: Labryinth of Magic (Chapter 313)
WATTYS 2016!!!
Scooby-Doo (Why is there so much hate)
CELEBRATE!!!
Pokémon (Again)
Milking Series? (Or does that mean milking a cow?)
Fate/stay night (And the rest of the goddamn franchise)
Carnival Phantasm
How To Train Your Dragon (Part 2)
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (When The Higurashi Cicadas Cry)
Mystic Messenger (aka the app that loves to screw with our feelings)
Yuri!!! On Ice Final Episode Reactions
Merry Christmas!
Mystic Messenger Christmas DLC (Cause Cheritz liked to give smiles this X-Mas)
A few updates....
Fairy Tail Movie: Phoenix Priestess
Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry (Trailer Reaction)
Soundtrack Rant #2
Ori and the Will of the Wisps (Trailer Reaction)
The End of Fairy Tail
CHERITZ JUST RELEASED THE V ROUTE
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (aka SAERAN DESERVED BETTER)
Um.....WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
Being OOC
Boku no Hero Acadamia/My Hero Acadamia (BNHA/MHA)
Danganronpa (YES I JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON)
Bollywood Clichés #3
Cartoons in India
Winx Club
HAPPY NEW YEAR <3
Yuri!!! On Ice
Mini Rants #3
Danagnronpa V3: Killing Harmony
Game of Thrones
Mystic Messenger: Another Story (Part 2, aka protect Saeran Choi at all costs)
HOLY SHIT
13 Reasons Why
Long Chapters
The Clique
Author's Notes (AND WHY THEY EXIST)
The Revenge Fics
Game of Thrones (Season 8)
Twilight #2 (aka, A Retrospective Look at my Previous Rant)
Mo Dao Zu Shi (MDZS)
Watching/Reading the Series fics
Isekai and Reincarnation Tropes
Fate: The Winx Saga (What the actual fuck was this show)
Looking Back (and a final Goodbye)
New Rant Book Out!

THE EVER LOVING OSCARS

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By theflowermaid

YES, WE ALL KNOW WHO REALLY WON. LEONARDO DICAPRIO HAS WON A FREAKING OSCAR. AFTER 5 (or 8? IDK) FREAKING NOMINATIONS. But we'll talk about that, plus that GIF, in a minute.

And can we talk about Chris Rock as a host? Dude, I never thought that he'd be able to pull that amount of jokes on today's PC television. I have no complaints but wow man.

Sam Smith's voice is gold HELP ME

Lady Gaga's performance was perfection

JOHN WILLIAMS' 50TH NOMINATION FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCORE (For Star Wars: The Force Awakens) AND HE DIDN'T WIN?! Oh well. I loved the winner's speech. It was really sweet.

And speaking of Star Wars:

BB-8, R2-D2 and C-3PO APPEARED

WHAT

WHAT

HEAVEN THIS YEAR'S OSCARS GOT BETTER

(For the record, I think BB-8 is the cutest droid in the SW universe. He's basically a round WALL-E.)

That kid tho is legit gold. Like seriously, look at what he came in:

(Now I want Darth Vader socks. Anyone who gets me a pair will have a lifetime supply of chocolate.)

And then the minions appeared to introduce the nominees and winner for "Best Animated Short Film". To be fair, their part was kind of hilarious. Even if I think that they are overrated.

Admit it, you were giggling during this scene.

Then Buzz and Woody appeared to present the "Best Animated Feature Film" award. I think it was appropriate seeing as Inside Out won. I died during their exchange tho- 

I wonder if Tom Hanks and Tim Allen lent their voices for this. They probably have XD

And then PRIYANKA MOTHEREFFING CHOPRA AT THE OSCARS. I may not like her but come on, whether you like her or not, you get excited somewhat. Plus, I loved her dress. I would add a picture of her here in that dress but right now Wattpad hates me.

The tributes. When Alan Rickman, Christopher Lee, and David Bowie appeared, my heart died. End of story.

AND LEONARDO DiCAPRIO WON AN OSCAR. Surprisingly enough, he wasn't that emotional considering the roles that he did to get one ahahaha. But he was humble enough :D. At least the "Leo never won an Oscar" memes can all die now. 

.....Or take a new form, such as this one:

(I think the internet is never going to let this go. Fuck.)

And those are my thoughts on the Oscar's....so far. For the most part it was well put together and I definitely enjoyed some parts of it more than others. 

Another rant is coming your way soon! In the meantime, what did you guys think of it? What else did I forget to mention? Comment below and let me know! :D

And shit, I completely forgot: Apparently, today is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's birthday. Well then. Happy birthday, Hiccup! (Shut your horses, he's the main character in How To Train Your Dragon. Sue me.)

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