semi-automatic ; j.d

By SA1NTPAB1O

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josh looks at her, his smile broad and the corners of his eyes creasing, and in that moment she realizes that... More

one ; salutations
two ; middle school
three ; musical sacrifices & the theory of guac on the side
four ; robot backpack
five ; facetime calls & 'i love you's'
six ; the red hair fiasco
seven ; platonic sleepovers & goodbye kisses
eight ; tonsil tennis
nine ; all's well that ends well
ten ; a letter to homesickness
eleven ; the christmas tree crisis
twelve ; one door closes
thirteen ; drunk confessions
fourteen ; not-so-suprise visit
fifteen ; illegal drinks & labels
sixteen ; two a.m (right) hand holds
seventeen ; an argueable amount of broken ornaments
eighteen ; harriet the snake ghost
nineteen ; in which tyler proposes
twenty ; mediocre drum lessons
twenty one ; meeting (future) in laws & the return of the robot backpack
twenty two ; equal spooning rights
twenty three ; traffic light kisses
twenty four ; the background music of 'i love you'
twenty five ; ginger ale cough drops
twenty six ; and a window opens
twenty seven ; bae material
twenty eight ; the wedding dress obligation
twenty nine ; strawberry cuts
thirty ; the first non-platonic, not sarcastic, actual 'i love you'
thirty one ; the start of new classes & new friendships
thirty two ; in which josh is jealous
thirty three ; pink gerbera daises
thirty four ; dark days
thirty five ; a trip for concerts & an oragami girlfriend
thirty six ; what a catch, donnie
thirty seven ; joshler
thirty nine ; fetus josh
forty ; in which josh leaves his heart
fourty one ; the definition of light cuddles
fourty two ; the basement
fourty three ; luke the doorman
fourty three and a half ; shorter than your temper
fourty four ; gangsters don't cry
fourty five ; the downfall of us all
fourty six ; stomach's tied in knots
fourty seven ; scratchy tights & little girl dresses
fourty eight ; faking it
fourty nine ; hell's hot for good reasons
fifty ; racing hearts & wandering hands
fifty one ; freckled galaxy
fifty two ; a plethora of pick up lines
fifty three ; festivals & flower crowns
fifty four ; in which josh learns spanish
fifty five ; no chill
fifty six ; telepathy & teddys
fifty seven ; burned gay porn
fifty eight ; the roomate dilemma
fifty nine ; passwords & promises
sixty ; prince yoshua
sixty one ; neon croc
sixty two ; talks with tyjo
sixty three ; birthday boy (part one)
sixty three and a half ; birthday boy (part two)
sixty three and three fourths ; birthday boy (part three)
sixty four ; thanks for the memories
sixty five ; nightmares
sixty six ; the announcement
sixty seven ; in which josh gets his makeup done
sixty eight ; painting nails
sixty nine ; babysitting
seventy ; brownies & birthday cards
seventy one ; hair pulling
seventy two ; front seat handjobs
seventy three ; the marijuanas
seventy four ; back to bismol
seventy five ; sold out shows & backflips
seventy six ; an awkward kink discussion
seventy seven ; the lock bridge
seventy eight ; with the white vans
seventy nine ; denouement
eighty : unsteady
eighty one ; in which josh is moody
eighty two ; drinks
eighty three ; the jia soundtrack
eighty four ; pancake blunts
eighty five ; daddy issues
eighty six ; in the driver's seat
eighty seven ; promised rewards & a promised future
eighty eight ; so long and thanks for all the booze
eighty nine ; full moon
ninety ; r-rated tour talks
100k a/n
ninety one ; coming out
ninety two ; the mysterious mystery of baby joseph
ninety three ; babies and houses and weddings
ninety four ; winston the babysitter
ninety five ; the towel policy
summer a/n
ninety six ; red roses
ninety seven ; goodnight goodmorning
ninety eight ; tommy
ninety nine ; in which tyler cockblocks
one hundred ; death of a bachelor
one hundred and a half ; in which josh catches a porygon
one hundred and one ; disney pda
one hundred and two ; coffee kisses
one hundred and three ; lost and found
one hundred and four ; changing of the seasons
one hundred and five ; late arrival
one hundred and six ; a bunch of faulty condoms & another talk with tyjo
one hundred and seven ; right of passage
one hundred and eight ; it's routine, baby
one hundred and nine ; tj
one hundred and ten ; valediction
epilogue

thirty eight ; double date dye discussion

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"june third," jenna states after looking down at her phone for clarification of the date. "that's the wedding date."

"that's like..four months away," mia says, wondering how jenna and tyler are gonna put a wedding together in that amount of time when tyler won't even be there for most of it.

jenna shrugs. "yeah, it'll be fine. the planning part is almost done, anyways."

"so what do i have to do?" asks tyler with a raised eyebrow while taking a bite out of his slice of pizza.

the blonde grins at him. "meet me at the alter."

mia dramatically cooes. "you guys are so cute it kills me," she teases.

a smirk plays at the corners of tyler's lips and he lets out a soft exhale of a laugh. "shut up," he murmurs with blushing cheeks.

"oh! i just remembered something," jenna swipes her finger down the screen of her phone. she begins talking to tyler about the place settings, and while they go back and forth on that mia glances at josh.

"why are you so quiet?" she inquires, gently nudging his foot under the table.

he shakes his head. "i dunno, just listening to you guys talk, i guess," he goes back to drinking orange soda out of a tall glass.

mia knows that josh isn't being dismissive or avoidant. if he was, he would tell her, which is something that she appreciates about him. "okay," she says back with a small smile.

josh tugs at the tuff of red hair peeking out from his grey beanie. "we'll probably have to dye it again soon."

"we?" she repeats incredulously. "what makes you think i'm gonna help you with it again? last time it was a mess."

"yeah but a super fun mess," grins josh.

tyler glares at him. "the red paint still hasn't come out of the cabinets."

"okay, it's like one tiny little dot of red."

"that's not even remotely close, but okay," says the brunette boy while staring at josh with a bored expression at his lame attempt to make it seem like him and mia didn't trash the bathroom when dying josh's hair red.

"i think we should do pink," josh suggests, changing the subject of his questionable hair dye mess. 

jenna gasps excitedly. "yes!"

"no," both mia and tyler say at the same time.

this makes josh pout pleadingly. "why not? i think it'll look sick."

"it would," agrees tyler. "but you're not gonna make our bathroom look like someone vomited pepto-bismol."

jenna waves her hand dismissively at her fiancé. she looks at josh, "you can do it at our place."

"so are you planning on paying the damage fee for the bathroom, or?" mia asks expectantly to her blonde best friend.

"it won't make a mess," insists josh.

tyler scoffs.

"it won't!" he says again. "i'll be super duper careful. besides, you're moving out soon so you won't be responsible if any dye gets anywhere."

mia gets the same realization feeling in the pit of her stomach that she did when she found out tyler was gonna propose to jenna. oh, that's right, she thinks to herself. they'll be getting their own place.

writing for alternative press has definitely been giving her a good chunk of change, but that's considering the fact that she only has to pay for half the rent. when jenna moves out, mia will probably have to find a different apartment.

"let's see how your hair looks after tour, then maybe i'll consider helping you dye it pink," mia says, glancing at josh's red hair. it's still pretty vibrant but starting to fade.

even though it's not a total yes, josh still grins excitedly.

"i could go back to blue, too."

tyler looks at him like he's insane, which most of the time he feels like he is. "no. no more blue."

"what was wrong with blue?" asks jenna with a small frown.

josh has a guilty look on his face. he doesn't say anything.

"explain," tyler prompts him with a wave of his hand before pinching the bridge of his nose and closing his eyes.

"there may have been an incident that included hair dye and tyler's room," he says, voice slow and light, like he's obviously tip-toeing around the truth.

the other boy sighs heavily. "josh got bleach and hair dye everywhere. i spent two weeks on the internet searching how to get the dye out of white clothes and the ceiling."

"oh," jenna drawls out, slowly nodding her head. she distinctly remembers tyler calling her saying he was gonna kill josh. "yeah, i remember."

"how did you get it on the ceiling?" asks mia.

"um," josh glances down at his lap and idly plays with his fingers. his cheeks turn the same color as his hair. "well i was drinking, and-"

"josh thought he was a cat trapped inside a man's body," tyler finishes. the memory is obviously still fresh in his mind. "he climbed on everything."

he cringes. "okay, in my defense, it was my first time drinking tequila."

tyler shoots him a sideways glance. they look like siblings sometimes, either because of the way they can laugh about the same thing for hours or how josh will do something that makes tyler look at him like he's planning on killing him. either way they're friendship goals.

"so maybe we don't do blue," giggles mia. she has one of the napkins from the dispenser between her hands and is making shreds of it on her plate.

josh notices this, and not a second after a broad grin spreads on his lips. "the napkin thing!" he cheers happily.

mia's fidgety hands stop moving and she quickly puts them into her lap with a shy smile. "stop," she drawls out.

"it's so cute," josh laughs, shaking his head. his girlfriend's things are quite possibly his favorite thing about her. especially because she always gives him shit for bringing them up.

tyler raises an eyebrow at the small pile of torn napkin and then over at the brunette. "fidgety hands?"

she nods.

"c'mon, dude, be a good boyfriend and hold her hands," he tsks, teasing josh and nudging his shoulder.

josh clears his throat as he stops laughing, and then he makes a dramatic effort of sitting up straight and looking across at mia. "it would be an honor to hold your hands so that you don't feel the need to rip up napkins."

mia's cheeks are scarlet, and even though she gets flustered when josh brings up her subconscious habits she realizes that he's one of the only people that have ever picked up on them. that he notices those things about her.

"i hate you," she tells him, voice even as she drops her hands into his open palms.

he grins cheekily. before he even speaks mia knows what he's about to say. "i love you too, darling."

she kicks him under the table.

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