semi-automatic ; j.d

By SA1NTPAB1O

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josh looks at her, his smile broad and the corners of his eyes creasing, and in that moment she realizes that... More

one ; salutations
two ; middle school
three ; musical sacrifices & the theory of guac on the side
four ; robot backpack
five ; facetime calls & 'i love you's'
six ; the red hair fiasco
seven ; platonic sleepovers & goodbye kisses
eight ; tonsil tennis
nine ; all's well that ends well
ten ; a letter to homesickness
eleven ; the christmas tree crisis
twelve ; one door closes
thirteen ; drunk confessions
fourteen ; not-so-suprise visit
fifteen ; illegal drinks & labels
sixteen ; two a.m (right) hand holds
seventeen ; an argueable amount of broken ornaments
eighteen ; harriet the snake ghost
nineteen ; in which tyler proposes
twenty ; mediocre drum lessons
twenty one ; meeting (future) in laws & the return of the robot backpack
twenty two ; equal spooning rights
twenty three ; traffic light kisses
twenty four ; the background music of 'i love you'
twenty five ; ginger ale cough drops
twenty six ; and a window opens
twenty eight ; the wedding dress obligation
twenty nine ; strawberry cuts
thirty ; the first non-platonic, not sarcastic, actual 'i love you'
thirty one ; the start of new classes & new friendships
thirty two ; in which josh is jealous
thirty three ; pink gerbera daises
thirty four ; dark days
thirty five ; a trip for concerts & an oragami girlfriend
thirty six ; what a catch, donnie
thirty seven ; joshler
thirty eight ; double date dye discussion
thirty nine ; fetus josh
forty ; in which josh leaves his heart
fourty one ; the definition of light cuddles
fourty two ; the basement
fourty three ; luke the doorman
fourty three and a half ; shorter than your temper
fourty four ; gangsters don't cry
fourty five ; the downfall of us all
fourty six ; stomach's tied in knots
fourty seven ; scratchy tights & little girl dresses
fourty eight ; faking it
fourty nine ; hell's hot for good reasons
fifty ; racing hearts & wandering hands
fifty one ; freckled galaxy
fifty two ; a plethora of pick up lines
fifty three ; festivals & flower crowns
fifty four ; in which josh learns spanish
fifty five ; no chill
fifty six ; telepathy & teddys
fifty seven ; burned gay porn
fifty eight ; the roomate dilemma
fifty nine ; passwords & promises
sixty ; prince yoshua
sixty one ; neon croc
sixty two ; talks with tyjo
sixty three ; birthday boy (part one)
sixty three and a half ; birthday boy (part two)
sixty three and three fourths ; birthday boy (part three)
sixty four ; thanks for the memories
sixty five ; nightmares
sixty six ; the announcement
sixty seven ; in which josh gets his makeup done
sixty eight ; painting nails
sixty nine ; babysitting
seventy ; brownies & birthday cards
seventy one ; hair pulling
seventy two ; front seat handjobs
seventy three ; the marijuanas
seventy four ; back to bismol
seventy five ; sold out shows & backflips
seventy six ; an awkward kink discussion
seventy seven ; the lock bridge
seventy eight ; with the white vans
seventy nine ; denouement
eighty : unsteady
eighty one ; in which josh is moody
eighty two ; drinks
eighty three ; the jia soundtrack
eighty four ; pancake blunts
eighty five ; daddy issues
eighty six ; in the driver's seat
eighty seven ; promised rewards & a promised future
eighty eight ; so long and thanks for all the booze
eighty nine ; full moon
ninety ; r-rated tour talks
100k a/n
ninety one ; coming out
ninety two ; the mysterious mystery of baby joseph
ninety three ; babies and houses and weddings
ninety four ; winston the babysitter
ninety five ; the towel policy
summer a/n
ninety six ; red roses
ninety seven ; goodnight goodmorning
ninety eight ; tommy
ninety nine ; in which tyler cockblocks
one hundred ; death of a bachelor
one hundred and a half ; in which josh catches a porygon
one hundred and one ; disney pda
one hundred and two ; coffee kisses
one hundred and three ; lost and found
one hundred and four ; changing of the seasons
one hundred and five ; late arrival
one hundred and six ; a bunch of faulty condoms & another talk with tyjo
one hundred and seven ; right of passage
one hundred and eight ; it's routine, baby
one hundred and nine ; tj
one hundred and ten ; valediction
epilogue

twenty seven ; bae material

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yoshua💕 : what are you doing later?

👑princess mia👑 : hold on let me check my social calendar

yoshua💕 : don't even pretend like you weren't planning on doing nothing

👑princess mia👑 : actually i have really important plans sorry

yoshua💕 : do these plans include you watching netflix by yourself?

👑princess mia👑 : yeah and i don't think i can reschedule sorry

yoshua💕 : can you move that super important thing to tomorrow?

👑princess mia👑 : depends for what

yoshua💕 : i thought maybe you could come over and i can cook you dinner or something

yoshua💕 : like a stay in date

👑princess mia👑 : gee idk...

👑princess mia👑 : i've had these netflix plans for a while

yoshua💕 : come over at six loser

👑princess mia👑 : alright



mia shows up at the apartment at seven.

being on time has never been her strongest suit, clearly.

"sorry i'm late," she says after kissing josh hello after he opens the door for her. her fingers work quick on the zipper of her coat and before she can pull it off, josh is doing it for her.

"s'okay," he tells her. "i was actually hoping you'd get here now, but i knew if i told you seven then you'd get here at eight."

"smart boy," she grins and watches him put her coat on a hanger in the closet. the apartment smells like food, which means that josh was serious about cooking her dinner.

he turns back around and kisses her forehead. "you look really nice," he says, because she does.

mia smiles a bit and follows him into the kitchen. "thanks." she's wearing a low cut, long sleeved red blouse with a pair of dark wash skinny jeans.

"alright," josh hums under his breath while checking on the food. "so i made pasta and chicken, 'cause i figured that's the easiest to not fuck up," he explains.

mia pulls her bottom lip between her teeth in thought. "you really cooked me dinner?"

he grins and gets out two plates from the cupboard. "mhm. total bae material, right?"

she can't help but laugh at how much of a dork josh is, and how much she loves that about him. she watches him make them both plates and then follows him to the table to eat.




"y'know," he says after a few quiet moments. "i think we should make this a thing."

mia glances at him with confusion. "make what a thing?"

"this," repeats josh. "me cooking you dinner. it's kinda nice, right?"

"it's really nice," she grins and twists her fork around the pasta. "you're actually pretty decent at cooking."

he scoffs defensively, putting a hand up to his heart. "are you saying you thought i wouldn't be?"

"no, i just wasn't aware that you could cook," says mia. "this is the first time that we haven't just gone out to chipotle."

"well i have many different talents, princess mia," he muses while wiggling his eyebrows, a cheeky grin on his lips.

mia makes a both amused and confused face. "was that supposed to be suggestive?"

josh frowns in thought, looking down before glancing back up mia. "kinda. maybe. i don't know. i didn't really think that through," he laughs, rubbing the back of his neck.

"you're so tragically cute," mia giggle and nudges his foot under the table.

"mh, thanks babe," says josh after swallowing a bite of chicken. "you're kinda cute yourself."

her smile turns into a pout. "only kinda?"

josh sets his fork down and then leans over, placing a kiss on the crown of her head. "kidding. you're super cute. and also really hot."

"shut up," she grins while her cheeks blush scarlet. once they're finish eating they decide to watch netflix in josh's room.




josh sits at the foot of his bed with the remote in his hand, searching through different movies and tv shows. "what d'you wanna watch?"

"literally anything," she answers while rifling through his drawers for a pair of sweatpants and a shirt to wear so they can get all cuddly without jeans getting in the way.

he tsks with annoyance and tilts his head to the side. "babe."

"hmm?"

"that doesn't help," he tells her. "give me suggestions."

mia turns around, josh's clothes in her hands. "okay, what about a scary movie?"

josh chuckles a bit. "i thought you didn't like scary movies?"

"i just get scared easily," she admits with a small shrug. "but if i'm watching it with you then i'll be fine."

he grins, the cute irresistible smile that makes his eyes all squinty. "scary movie it is, then," says the nodding boy while he scrolls through the horror movie category. "you can change in the bathroom, if you want."

"m'kay," mia smiles and then leaves his room to go change. his teeshirt is almost a dress on her and his sweatpants are baggier than intended, but his clothes are hella comfy and smell like him, so she really can't complain.

she leaves her shirt and jeans in a pile on the floor when she comes back to his bedroom and sees that he's now laying under the covers.

"you have no idea how much i love seeing you in my clothes," josh says with a grin, slowly shaking his head. he left the side of his bed that's against the wall empty because he knows if mia's on the outside she gets all fidgety.

she sticks her tongue out at him and then crawls up to lay down next to him. "so what movie did you choose?" she asks while getting comfy.

"some random 'family-moves into-a-haunted-house' cliche," he answers and then wraps his arm around mia's shoulder so that she's curled up to his side. after pressing the play button on the remote he sighs contently and flickers his gaze to the tv.

the only downside to cuddling with mia is that josh gets so comfy that he can never stay awake. which is proven true when not even twenty minutes into the movie, he falls asleep.

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