You, Luffy, Natsu, Wendy, and Gajeel find Kaido waiting.
Luffy: OI! KAIDO!
Kaido: WORORORORORORORO! STRAW HAT! Welcome to your doom! How reckless do you have to be to come all this way, just to die?
(Y/N): You got to have a lot of guts to say something like that.
Kaido: I could say the same to you, (Y/N) (L/N). I've heard a lot about you.
(Y/N): Well, you better be careful, because I'm a Dragon Slayer, and I just so happen to have brought some very strong friends to help out!
Natsu: YEAH! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, ASSHOLE!
Gajeel: Why don't you show us how you are as a dragon?
Kaido: It's your funeral anyway.
Now that Kaido had transformed, he was a lot stronger!
Kaido: BOLO BREATH!
He fired his massive breath attack, only for you to punch him in the face!
(Y/N): ELEMENTAL DRAGON IRON FIST!
Your attack caused Kaido to groan in complete pain.
He started to attack you, but-
Natsu: FIRE DRAGON KING DESTRUCTION FIST!
Natsu attacked next, and even hit Kaido right in the nostril!
Kaido: AAAAARGH!!!
He began to get really angry!
Kaido: BRATS!!! I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY!! DRAGON TWISTER!
(Y/N): Please, is that supposed to be a copy of Zoro's technique or-
The former Yonko spun his body around and around as if he was generating a big tornado!
(Y/N): AGH!
You began to suck up the wind in order to calm the storm!
And Wendy lend some assistance too!
Wendy: Don't worry Big Brother, I'm here too! SHATTERING LIGHT: SKY DRILL!
(Y/N): SKY DRAGON CLAW!
You both hit Kaido hard as he then got you guys in the open for a-
Kaido: GOT YOU! BOLO BREATH!
Gajeel: HEY! PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, OLD MAN! IRON SHADOW DRAGON ROAR!
The more damage you guys did to Kaido, the more enraged he was becoming.
Although, he then heard the sound of drums.
Kaido: YES! YES!!!! YES!
(Y/N): Oh boy. Here we go!
Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Luffy had activated Fifth Gear!
Luffy: THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN!
Kaido: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
He began to coat himself in flames as Luffy smirked.
Luffy: That's not going to work!
He began to inflate himself as-
Dragon Slayers (minus you): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
(Y/N): Yeah, I know.
Luffy: GUM GUM FAN!!!
He blew himself around like if he was a fan, making fan-like noises the whole time.
And all of the flames on Kaido were extinguished.
Kaido: It's incredible how he can still keep going even when he looks like that.
Luffy: GUM GUM DAWN CYMBAL!
He enlarged his fists, and then clapped Kaido together, until he turned flat as paper.
Gajeel: HOW IS HE EVEN- (L/N), what kind of power is that?
(Y/N): Beats me. Luffy just has God powers for some reason.
Luffy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now you're like a flimsy piece of paper!
Natsu: WHAT KIND OF TRAINING DID HE GO THROUGH?! HOW MANY PUSH-UPS?! HOW MANY SIT UPS?! WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK!?
(Y/N): Hey I don't have all the answers.
Kaido inflated back to normal.
Kaido: DEMOLITION GUST!
He unleashed a bunch of wind cuts, only for Luffy to smirk.
Luffy: That's not going to work! HAHAHAHAHAHA! GUM GUM PINBALL!
He ricocheted himself off of some ground, and turned into a ball, hitting each attack, and then slammed into Kaido!
Luffy: STRIKE!
(Y/N): I think he's just enjoying himself like this.
Kaido was already getting tired, and when he regained his senses, he looked to see Luffy inflating his fists.
Luffy: Okay Kaido, this is it! GUM GUM BAJRANG GUN!
Kaido just closed his eyes, and accepted his loss, yet again.
With that one punch, he was defeated!
(Y/N): And that my friends, is the future King of the Pirates.
However, Luffy had turned back, looking like a dried husk.
Wendy: AGH! Is Luffy going to-
(Y/N): Not unless we give him some meat! Let's find Sanji, right away!