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Door Doroken

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Join everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note:... Meer

Info/Preface
1 - MY Parfait?!
2 - A VULture!
3 - Flail Knight = Fail Knight
4 - Yum
5 - Malicious Compliance
6 - Let's All Gather 'Round the Campfire
7 - Do Do Doo Do
8 - Weaponizing the Printer
9 - Gay Gay Homosexual Gay
10 - One Bird of a Feather
11 - Art is Subjective
12 - Logic
13 - Goldilocks
14 - Vroom Vroom!
15 - Knock Knock!
16 - Terrorization
17 - Not Your Daddy
18 - The Magic Warp Star
19 - I'm Meta, I'm Meta!
20 - Foiled Again
21 - Everyone's a Critic
22 - Dedede on Deck
23 - Engine Eater
24 - Gay Gay Homosexual Gay (Again)
25 - Sore Loser
26 - OLD
27 - Angy Waddle Dee
28 - Fire, Exclamation Point, Fire!
29 - A Runaway Lobster?!
30 - Unless the Laser Hits it!
31 - Get the Sword
32 - It's a JOURNAL, Not a Diary!!
33 - It's Leif Erikson Day Already?
34 - Not My Lego Halberd Set!
35 - They're Bombs...From a Bomb Factory
36 - All Off The Animal Are Peeing In There!
37 - These Edibles Ain't Shi-
38 - Heh, Well I Guess It's Not REALLY About...Boxes...
39 - Sharing is Caring!
40 - Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo!
41 - Meta's in There, Standing at the Concession, Plotting our Oppression!
42 - Unaddressed Trauma, Ey?
43 - Matchmaker
44 - Of Cats and Birds
45 - Spoiled It! Spoiled It!
46 - Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!
47 - Tech Support
48 - 🎶Gas, Gas, Gas🎶
49 - Shorty
50 - ¡Viva la Resistance!
52 - One Kirby, Two Kirby. Red Kirby, Blue Kirby
53 - ¡Olé, Olé, Olé!
54 - Security!
55 - Ooh Na Na
56 - Amogus
57 - Everybody-a-short!
58 - Spreading Rumors, Telling Lies, No Papa
59 - Band Kids
60 - Stop, Thief!

51 - Knights, New Plan!

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Door Doroken

Kirby: *Takes one little step into the control room*

Meta Knight, scowling: I cannot deal with you right now, Kirby. Please find some else to do - something non-destructive, preferably.

Kirby: *Takes another little step*

Meta Knight: I am warning you, Kirby.

Kirby: *And another step*

Meta Knight: This is your final warning!

Kirby: *An big steppy*

Meta Knight: That is it! Knights - attack! *Waves his sword and summons the Meta-Knights out of thin air*

*The Meta-Knights, who were obviously very unprepared, tumble into an ungraceful pile*

Axe Knight, annoyed: Sir, we talked about you summoning us without warning.

Meta Knight: And we will talk about it later - go, now, all of you! Get rid of Kirby!

*The four of them understandably hesitate, because it's Kirby, the pink terror that always eats them*

*Kirby takes the chance to inhale them all*

Kirby, as Meta Knight is staring in baffled horror at him: What? You had to have known that was coming, poyo. *Looks at his head after swallowing them, disappointed* Aww, still no abilities from those dorks. Lame!

Sailor Dee, furiously running up behind Kirby with a mop: Hey! Spit them out!! *Smacks Kirby in the back with the end of the mop*

Kirby, shocked and spitting them out as a giant star reflexively: PTOO!

*Meta Knight can only stare as it comes at him, and the five of them are all sent crashing out through the windshield*

Captain Vul, who heard the commotion: *Peeks into the room, only to scowl when he sees the windshield is already broken again* Rassa frassa blassa...aaargh!! *Pulls at his hat in upmost frustration*

Sailor Dee: You go out there and say sorry to them!! *Smacks Kirby through the broken windshield with his mop, not caring about him getting cut up by all the broken glass*

Kirby, as he falls: POY-OWWWW!

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