Kirby: *Standing in front of the kitchen, which is currently ablaze*
*The entire crew is glaring at him*
Kirby: ...In my defense, poyo, I was left unsupervised for like five minutes.
Meta Knight: Exactly! FIVE MINUTES, Kirby!!
Kirby: Oops.
Captain Vul: *Kicks Kirby right into the fire* oOpS!
Meta Knight: *Stares in horror*