Ways to Get Kicked Off the Ha...

By Doroken

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Join everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note:... More

Info/Preface
1 - MY Parfait?!
2 - A VULture!
3 - Flail Knight = Fail Knight
4 - Yum
5 - Malicious Compliance
6 - Let's All Gather 'Round the Campfire
7 - Do Do Doo Do
8 - Weaponizing the Printer
9 - Gay Gay Homosexual Gay
10 - One Bird of a Feather
11 - Art is Subjective
12 - Logic
14 - Vroom Vroom!
15 - Knock Knock!
16 - Terrorization
17 - Not Your Daddy
18 - The Magic Warp Star
19 - I'm Meta, I'm Meta!
20 - Foiled Again
21 - Everyone's a Critic
22 - Dedede on Deck
23 - Engine Eater
24 - Gay Gay Homosexual Gay (Again)
25 - Sore Loser
26 - OLD
27 - Angy Waddle Dee
28 - Fire, Exclamation Point, Fire!
29 - A Runaway Lobster?!
30 - Unless the Laser Hits it!
31 - Get the Sword
32 - It's a JOURNAL, Not a Diary!!
33 - It's Leif Erikson Day Already?
34 - Not My Lego Halberd Set!
35 - They're Bombs...From a Bomb Factory
36 - All Off The Animal Are Peeing In There!
37 - These Edibles Ain't Shi-
38 - Heh, Well I Guess It's Not REALLY About...Boxes...
39 - Sharing is Caring!
40 - Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo! Poyo!
41 - Meta's in There, Standing at the Concession, Plotting our Oppression!
42 - Unaddressed Trauma, Ey?
43 - Matchmaker
44 - Of Cats and Birds
45 - Spoiled It! Spoiled It!
46 - Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!
47 - Tech Support
48 - ๐ŸŽถGas, Gas, Gas๐ŸŽถ
49 - Shorty
50 - ยกViva la Resistance!
51 - Knights, New Plan!
52 - One Kirby, Two Kirby. Red Kirby, Blue Kirby
53 - ยกOlรฉ, Olรฉ, Olรฉ!
54 - Security!
55 - Ooh Na Na
56 - Amogus
57 - Everybody-a-short!
58 - Spreading Rumors, Telling Lies, No Papa
59 - Band Kids
60 - Stop, Thief!

13 - Goldilocks

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By Doroken

Kirby: *Trying to find a place to sleep in the sleeping quarters* Ugh, this bed's too hard...this one's also too hard! And this one's all lumpy...another one that's too hard...too soft...too hard again...OOH, this one's nice! Nice and comfy...Zzzz.

Rest of the crew: *Comes in that night to go to sleep*

Axe Knight: *Flicks the light on*

Sailor Dee: MEH! There's something in my bed!!

Mace Knight: Looks like it's been in ALL of our beds... *Glares at the sleeping Kirby*

Kirby: *Having sweet dreams. Literally. It's about strawberry cake*

Captain Vul: Grrr, you want to sleep in our beds so much, then FINE! ENJOY IT! *Suffocates Kirby with a pillow until Meta Knight shows up and intervenes*

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