I'm Not A Human Anymore!

By Reina714

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MTL Author: 月兔捣药 Title: I'm Not A Human Anymore! (我竟然不是人了!) Xu Dongyou joined the exception handling bureau b... More

Chapter 1: Friend Ask's for Help
Chapter 2: It's Upstairs
Chapter 3: Chewing Gum
Chapter 4: Novelty Watches
Chapter 5: Processing Bureau
Chapter 6: Eight Squads
Chapter 7: Mysterious Existence
Chapter 8: Ancient Array
Chapter 9: Appease the Candle Dragon
Chapter 10: The Cutest
Chapter 11: Natural Essence
Chapter 12: Curious Archetypes
Chapter 13: Secret Room Warehouse
Chapter 14: Carrying out Tasks
Chapter 15: Resolving Incidents
Chapter 16: Baby Ghost
Chapter 17: Two Abilities
Chapter 18: Entering the Formation Again
Chapter 19: Appeased Again
Chapter 20: Pulling Out Feathers
Chapter 21: Doll Goes to Appease Again
Chapter 22: Healing the Candle Dragon
Chapter 23: Successful Treatment
Chapter 24: Learning to Drive
Chapter 25: The Strange Fish at The Bottom of the Lake
Chapter 26: Crisis Coexistence
Chapter 27: Shocking Live Broadcast
Chapter 28: The Stench of Blood
Chapter 29: Solving the Case of The Fish
Chapter 30: Hot Search
Chapter 31: Processors
Chapter 32: Draw a Circle
Chapter 33: Doubt Life
Chapter 34: Life Streaming Equipment
Chapter 35: Official Live Broadcast
Chapter 36: Trying to Draw Symbols
Chapter 37: Five Flashes
Chapter 38: Mobile Games
Chapter 39: Ready For Live
Chapter 40: Mystery Toys
Chapter 41: Starting Live Broadcast
Chapter 42: Haha
Chapter 43: Good Technology
Chapter 44: Peer Competition
Chapter 45: Approaching Science
Chapter 46: Coma
Chapter 47: Move the Audience
Chapter 48: Perfect Solution
Chapter 49: Real Documentary
Chapter 50: Really Outrageous
Chapter 51: Official Blog Posts
Chapter 52: Ugly Song
Chapter 53: Original Singer
Chapter 54: Two Feelings
Chapter 55: Mysterious Girl
Chapter 56: Send a Photo
Chapter 57: Where is she?
Chapter 58: Escape from Fear
Chapter 59: Song Evil Source
Chapter 60: Special Evil
Chapter 61: Solved
Chapter 62: Song Phone
Chapter 63: Her Tears
Chapter 64: Three Hundred Cell Phones
Chapter 65: Monster Town
Chapter 66: Shield Signal
Chapter 67: Don't Help
Chapter 68: Three Mobile Phones
Chapter 69: Article 25
Chapter 70: One Wave after Another
Chapter 71: Perfect Solution
Chapter 72: Candle Dragon Goes Crazy
Chapter 73: Let's Watch a Movie
Chapter 74: Beach Vacation
Chapter 75: Seaside Fight
Chapter 76: It Follows
Chapter 77: Brain Makes up Ghost
Chapter 78: Square Dancing
Chapter 79: Mysterious Monster
Chapter 80: Release News
Chapter 81: Go for Help
Chapter 82: Can Hold
Chapter 83: Successfully Solved
Chapter 84: Good Acceptance
Chapter 85: Been Bonded
Chapter 86: Worthy of Reverence
Chapter 87: Ready to Debut
Chapter 88: Thinking
Chapter 89: Participating in the Draft
Chapter 90: Contestant Jealousy
Chapter 91: Group Exercise
Chapter 92: Ranked No. 1
Chapter 93: Program Broadcast
Chapter 94: Too Popular
Chapter 95: Fan War
Chapter 96: Contemporary spokesman
Chapter 97: Too Popular
Chapter 98: Tell Me About Your Life Experience
Chapter 99: Sudden Earthquake
Chapter 100: Don't Shoot
Chapter 101: Identity Exposed
Chapter 102: Convincing Mother Xu
Chapter 103: Start Moving
Chapter 104: Strange Shadow
Chapter 105: Want to Accompany
Chapter 106: Paper Doll's Viscera
Chapter 107: Detection Machine
Chapter 108: Mysterious Tree
Chapter 109: Falling into the Water and Rescuing People
Chapter 111: Prepare in Advance
Chapter 112: Huge Heart
Chapter 113: Arrangement
Chapter 114: Waiting for an Opportunity
Chapter 115: Betray the Human Race
Chapter 116: Almost Died
Chapter 117: Erase Memory
Chapter 118: Scared back into his Original Form
Chapter 119: Mysterious Man
Chapter 120: Meeting Surprise
Chapter 121: Moody
Chapter 122: Personnel List
Chapter 123: Enter the Plane
Chapter 124: Love the Cubs
Chapter 125: Confession
Chapter 126: Finding Family
Chapter 127: Burst of Flame
Chapter 128: Solving the Monster
Chapter 129: Still Need to be Cautious
Chapter 130: Traveling
Chapter 131: End
Chapter 132: Extra Story 1
Chapter 133: Extra Story 2
Chapter 134: Extra Story 3

Chapter 110: The Theory of Luck

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By Reina714

Xu Dongyou's show of the gods made the director and planning team very excited. This time they really invited the right people. I believe that the broadcast volume of this episode will be very high, and maybe there will be a hit search for something.

Therefore, the directors of the next task even lowered the difficulty in order to sell Xu Dongyou well. The whole program process was extremely relaxed and the atmosphere was excellent.

In the evening, it was time for Xu Dongyou to leave, and the guests were very reluctant, and expressed their expectation that Xu Dongyou would come again next time.

Xu Dongyou nodded with a smile on his lips, swayed toward the camera, and disappeared into the night.

After that, Xu Dongyou had no other job, just stayed at home and wrote songs or something.

It's been about a week.

The pilot video of the show that Xu Dongyou participated in was launched, and everyone was shocked. No one thought that Xu Dongyou would actually participate in this show. At the same time, they were more curious about Xu Dongyou's performance in this show, so they clicked on it.

Then came a wave of shock.

A thrilling scene of a boat capsized appeared on the screen, and then a stream of water appeared out of nowhere on the lake surface, engulfing a person and falling safely back into the cabin.

This picture instantly received 666 from countless people, and then, without exception, it became a trending search.

In fact, at this time, everyone is still a little uncomfortable with the existence of such a strange ability in this world, and there is always a feeling that they are extremely far away from themselves.

In addition, the main focus of this program is field work in the countryside, which is down-to-earth and simple. Coupled with this extremely unrealistic and strange picture, it forms a very absurd and eye-catching sense of conflict.

This made the public look forward to this week's show even more, Xu Dongyou's fans couldn't wait to watch the show, and they were all waiting.

Logically speaking, there are very few stars, especially top stars, who watch variety shows, and even if they watch them, they only do so when they know that they are going to participate in the show, in order to understand the characteristics and rules of the show. And watch a few episodes.

But this time, almost all the stars clicked to watch after knowing that Xu Dongyou participated in the show. They really wanted to know more about Xu Dongyou.

Because, at least Xu Dongyou can be regarded as a handler they can get close to, and at the same time, Xu Dongyou is also a very top existence among these handlers.

Then it is more worthwhile for them to make friends.

Therefore, the program that Xu Dongyou participated in turned out to be the most viewed in history, and also had the most barrage.

Xu Dongyou is also an idol singer, and the idols have mixed feelings. They are envious, and there is not even a little bit of jealousy in their hearts.

Because what Xu Dongyou achieved, they obviously couldn't achieve it no matter how hard they tried.

Soon, this episode started broadcasting, and the bullet screens flew together. Even fans who were not Xu Dongyou's fans were paying attention to this episode.

At the beginning of the show, Xu Dongyou arrived and was immediately welcomed by the guests with great joy, but Xu Dongyou did not show arrogance at all when he became angry with the others, and was still as humble and polite as before.

Then, Xu Dongyou started to do the task, and then came to the thrilling link that everyone wanted to see, that is, when the boat was about to capsize, Xu Dongyou immediately controlled it and rescued him safely.

Even if it wasn't the first time they saw this scene, they still couldn't help opening their mouths, because although the other processors also had their own abilities, they didn't know that Xu Dongyou's ability was more cool and shocking.

After the show ended, the audience was still full, and they all left messages under the official blog, hoping that Xu Dongyou could appear on the show again.

The director also thought so, and then invited Xu Dongyou, but this time, Xu Dongyou refused.

It's not because of anything else, but because there is something wrong with the sealing formation, and he needs to go through it. Xu Dongyou briefly explained to the director that he still has tasks to do.

The director understood and expressed understanding, and then regretted that the public announced the news. Fans and netizens immediately regretted it, and some people wondered what task Xu Dongyou was performing, why didn't he consider live broadcasting?

Of course Xu Dongyou also thought about it, but considering that there might be more than one teleportation array in this world, in order to avoid alarming the enemy, he decided to hide it.

When Xu Dongyou arrived at the teleportation array, although he knew what was happening here early in the morning, when he saw the picture on the screen, his scalp still felt numb.

These things, the processing bureau has been researching and analyzing, and some handlers volunteered to say that they would like to enter, but they were rejected by the processing bureau, because they tried to put chickens, ducks and other poultry in, and found out Horrible scene.

After the chickens and ducks that were alive and kicking were sent into this world, the slightly disgusting sludge around them immediately seemed to be alive, engulfing the chickens and ducks and quickly devouring them.

The chickens and ducks couldn't even resist, or in other words, they resisted, because there was too much sludge in this world, they directly swallowed the chickens and ducks, and then returned to peace.

It was as if what they had seen before was an illusion.

The processing bureau attached great importance to this. They didn't expect that the sludge was actually alive. The face of the processing worker who said he volunteered to enter it turned dark immediately, and he was extremely scared.

If he really got in, he wouldn't be able to escape even in any way, and he would end up like those chickens and ducks in the end.

When the sludge was taken out, Xu Dongyou immediately felt the familiar feeling coming from the sludge, so disgusting that even his soul resisted.

He had only felt this feeling from monsters, and he immediately informed the processing bureau of this important information.

The people in the handling bureau immediately had a guess, and so did Xu Dongyou.

Could it be that these sludges are probably related to monsters, or that monsters were born from these sludges?

Just like that tree, some evil spirits are like fruits, from growing to maturity, and finally falling to the ground, it seems to be really like a fruit tree, but those fruits are so that there is no way to deal with them The evil spirits that I fear and work hard to eliminate.

They also finally understood why the evil spirits couldn't be eradicated, because as long as human beings are still alive, this tree can continuously create evil spirits.

And those mysterious people who are obviously human beings are helping tigers, making the people in the management bureau very angry. This is not only something that can be explained by traitors, they are not even worthy of being called human beings.

When everyone was silent, a voice suddenly sounded, "If these sludges may be able to create monsters like that tree, then where did the monster's body come from?"

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‌ Someone was shocked for a moment and looked at the screen one after another.

Could it be that those chickens and ducks...

"Could it be that this mysterious person regularly sent some animals to this teleportation array every period, and then created monsters?" A handler took a breath, feeling particularly shocked by his conjecture.

The director's face was gloomy, and he called out everyone's sanity, "Then pay attention to this area at the end, and time will tell us the answer." The director's words lifted everyone's spirits, and everyone started to get busy.

Xu Dongyou's mission is over. Although it seems that he didn't do anything, his five-sense predictive ability is very useful, because the people in the processing bureau even analyzed the sludge, and they couldn't analyze the existence of those monsters at all. places of similarity.

"Thank you for your hard work this time." The director personally sent Xu Dongyou out.

Xu Dongyou was flattered, the director is very busy now, and he is at home almost every day, just helping a little is not worth mentioning, so he hurriedly said, "It's okay, if you need me next time Yes, I will definitely come over immediately, after all, I am also a member of the processing bureau."

The director smiled slightly, nodded, and then said: "You can go back to the processing bureau to find Mr. Chen later."

"Huh?" Xu Dongyou was stunned.

Jiu Chao didn't contact him very much during this time. If Mr. Chen had something to do, he would always contact him through Jiu Chao.

Xu Dongyou couldn't figure out the reason why the director said that, so he just nodded and said yes.

Then I went straight to the processing bureau to find Mr. Chen. Mr. Chen looked surprised, "Aren't you busy these days, why did you think you'd come here?"

Xu Dongyou was even more at a loss, standing there quite at a loss, and mentioned what the director had said before.

Chen Lao was silent for a while, and asked Xu Dongyou to sit down, "Maybe the director saw that I have something to tell you."

Xu Dongyou sat up straight and asked softly, "Old Chen, is this serious?"

Mr. Chen didn't say anything, but only said after a long time: "A few days ago, I was called by the Yaozu to talk about the teleportation array. Although Mr. Bai couldn't figure out the information about this evil tree, it was him From this, I saw a glimmer of opportunity to eliminate the evil spirits."

Xu Dongyou nodded quickly, "And then?"

Old Man Chen said: "You should know that the Ancient Candle Dragon was injured due to the great battle, and has already sealed itself. You know why it has become sober faster and faster in recent days, especially these few months."

Xu Dongyou shook his head.

Chen Laodao: "At the beginning, I only had some vague guesses about this, until Lao Bai told me that Zhulong's recovery is actually related to you."

Xu Dongyou was completely frightened, ", It's about me?"

Is he that good?

Seeing Xu Dongyou's appearance like this, Mr. Chen remembered Xu Dongyou's prototype, which looked like a white glutinous rice ball and was quite elastic. He couldn't help smiling, and then he restrained his smile and talked about business.

"I told you before that you have luck from the human race. Besides, I can't tell you more detailed things for the time being. I can only say that when you are liked by many humans, your The ability will gradually become stronger, and at the same time it will counter-suppress the luck of the evil spirit. In addition, the human race is also working hard to eliminate the evil spirit, which can be regarded as weakening a part of the evil spirit. The power behind the evil spirit begins to decrease. The power will recover until he completely regains consciousness, and by that time, no matter how strong the evil spirit is, it will not be able to suppress Candle Dragon."

This is the longest sentence Mr. Chen has ever said, and it also shocked Xu Dongyou. He tried hard to digest the information, and finally raised his head, "Then, what do you want me to do?"

Chen Lao's expression gradually became serious, and his tone seemed to be somewhat puzzled by Bai Lao's decision, "Bai Lao asked me to ask you, would you like to enter the teleportation array to get rid of the evil spirits?"

Xu Dongyou's eyes widened in astonishment, completely bewildered.

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