I'm Not A Human Anymore!

By Reina714

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MTL Author: 月兔捣药 Title: I'm Not A Human Anymore! (我竟然不是人了!) Xu Dongyou joined the exception handling bureau b... More

Chapter 1: Friend Ask's for Help
Chapter 2: It's Upstairs
Chapter 3: Chewing Gum
Chapter 4: Novelty Watches
Chapter 5: Processing Bureau
Chapter 6: Eight Squads
Chapter 7: Mysterious Existence
Chapter 8: Ancient Array
Chapter 9: Appease the Candle Dragon
Chapter 10: The Cutest
Chapter 11: Natural Essence
Chapter 12: Curious Archetypes
Chapter 13: Secret Room Warehouse
Chapter 14: Carrying out Tasks
Chapter 15: Resolving Incidents
Chapter 16: Baby Ghost
Chapter 17: Two Abilities
Chapter 18: Entering the Formation Again
Chapter 19: Appeased Again
Chapter 20: Pulling Out Feathers
Chapter 21: Doll Goes to Appease Again
Chapter 22: Healing the Candle Dragon
Chapter 23: Successful Treatment
Chapter 24: Learning to Drive
Chapter 25: The Strange Fish at The Bottom of the Lake
Chapter 26: Crisis Coexistence
Chapter 27: Shocking Live Broadcast
Chapter 28: The Stench of Blood
Chapter 29: Solving the Case of The Fish
Chapter 30: Hot Search
Chapter 31: Processors
Chapter 32: Draw a Circle
Chapter 33: Doubt Life
Chapter 34: Life Streaming Equipment
Chapter 35: Official Live Broadcast
Chapter 36: Trying to Draw Symbols
Chapter 37: Five Flashes
Chapter 38: Mobile Games
Chapter 39: Ready For Live
Chapter 40: Mystery Toys
Chapter 41: Starting Live Broadcast
Chapter 42: Haha
Chapter 43: Good Technology
Chapter 44: Peer Competition
Chapter 45: Approaching Science
Chapter 46: Coma
Chapter 47: Move the Audience
Chapter 48: Perfect Solution
Chapter 50: Really Outrageous
Chapter 51: Official Blog Posts
Chapter 52: Ugly Song
Chapter 53: Original Singer
Chapter 54: Two Feelings
Chapter 55: Mysterious Girl
Chapter 56: Send a Photo
Chapter 57: Where is she?
Chapter 58: Escape from Fear
Chapter 59: Song Evil Source
Chapter 60: Special Evil
Chapter 61: Solved
Chapter 62: Song Phone
Chapter 63: Her Tears
Chapter 64: Three Hundred Cell Phones
Chapter 65: Monster Town
Chapter 66: Shield Signal
Chapter 67: Don't Help
Chapter 68: Three Mobile Phones
Chapter 69: Article 25
Chapter 70: One Wave after Another
Chapter 71: Perfect Solution
Chapter 72: Candle Dragon Goes Crazy
Chapter 73: Let's Watch a Movie
Chapter 74: Beach Vacation
Chapter 75: Seaside Fight
Chapter 76: It Follows
Chapter 77: Brain Makes up Ghost
Chapter 78: Square Dancing
Chapter 79: Mysterious Monster
Chapter 80: Release News
Chapter 81: Go for Help
Chapter 82: Can Hold
Chapter 83: Successfully Solved
Chapter 84: Good Acceptance
Chapter 85: Been Bonded
Chapter 86: Worthy of Reverence
Chapter 87: Ready to Debut
Chapter 88: Thinking
Chapter 89: Participating in the Draft
Chapter 90: Contestant Jealousy
Chapter 91: Group Exercise
Chapter 92: Ranked No. 1
Chapter 93: Program Broadcast
Chapter 94: Too Popular
Chapter 95: Fan War
Chapter 96: Contemporary spokesman
Chapter 97: Too Popular
Chapter 98: Tell Me About Your Life Experience
Chapter 99: Sudden Earthquake
Chapter 100: Don't Shoot
Chapter 101: Identity Exposed
Chapter 102: Convincing Mother Xu
Chapter 103: Start Moving
Chapter 104: Strange Shadow
Chapter 105: Want to Accompany
Chapter 106: Paper Doll's Viscera
Chapter 107: Detection Machine
Chapter 108: Mysterious Tree
Chapter 109: Falling into the Water and Rescuing People
Chapter 110: The Theory of Luck
Chapter 111: Prepare in Advance
Chapter 112: Huge Heart
Chapter 113: Arrangement
Chapter 114: Waiting for an Opportunity
Chapter 115: Betray the Human Race
Chapter 116: Almost Died
Chapter 117: Erase Memory
Chapter 118: Scared back into his Original Form
Chapter 119: Mysterious Man
Chapter 120: Meeting Surprise
Chapter 121: Moody
Chapter 122: Personnel List
Chapter 123: Enter the Plane
Chapter 124: Love the Cubs
Chapter 125: Confession
Chapter 126: Finding Family
Chapter 127: Burst of Flame
Chapter 128: Solving the Monster
Chapter 129: Still Need to be Cautious
Chapter 130: Traveling
Chapter 131: End
Chapter 132: Extra Story 1
Chapter 133: Extra Story 2
Chapter 134: Extra Story 3

Chapter 49: Real Documentary

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By Reina714




Ms. Feng rang the bell in the ward, and the little nurse Zhao Jia who was in charge of this ward hurriedly said goodbye to the three of them, Xu Dongyou, and quickly ran into the ward.

Although she wanted to stay here and continue to listen to more inside information, but due to the duties of medical staff, she chose to leave without hesitation.

When Xu Dongyou and Tian Ze were about to leave, Lin Jingyun hurriedly asked if she could give me a contact information, so she could transfer the money as a thank-you gift for this help. ‌Scared‌, if you encounter this kind of thing again, you can seek help in time.

This is not the first time Tian Ze has dealt with this kind of thing, and he directly replied: "Generally speaking, when such abnormal events occur, it is most effective to call the police, explain clearly what happened, and the information will be uploaded to our processing bureau. By the way, there will be a special handler to deal with these things at that time."

Lin Jingyun breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly thanked her several times.

Tian Ze came here in a van, and when he returned, he happened to take away Chen Dachao who was being held in a police car.

When it was time to deal with the situation, Tian Ze pulled Chen Dachao out of the car and punched him a few more times, cursing, "Bastards that are not as good as pigs and dogs."

Thinking crazy about money, he actually used his own daughter.

Xu Dongyou would definitely stop him if he changed his job, but now he didn't see the tacit understanding of what he did. He felt that what this person did was too serious.

There is no need for Xu Dongyou to deal with the next matter. Tian Ze will hand over Chen Dachao to the department that will deal with the follow-up. The other party will find out the information and source of the exercises that Chen Dachao has learned, and finally convict him. ‌ However, before being sent to prison to serve his sentence, Chen Dachao will be amnesticized.

This is to prevent Chen Dachao from using his exercises to harm others after he is imprisoned, and to simply solve the problem at the source.

The man with glasses and others are also dealing with the bureau, quietly waiting for Tian Ze and Xu Dongyou to come out after finishing their work.

"After the matter is over, everyone in our team will have a good meal together." Captain Tian Ze made a final decision.

Xu Dongyou nodded. Before he came, he put on a hood to cover his face, but unfortunately, everyone knew Tian Ze, so they could guess that the person standing next to him was Xu Dongyou.

The new people were envious and jealous, and the old people were inevitably sad and envious. Feng Chen, who just entered the hall, couldn't help but snorted coldly.

Tian Ze couldn't help but rolled the whites of his eyes immediately, and said pointingly: "Which fool is humming, it's really ugly."

Feng Chen was so angry that he wanted to fight Tian Ze as usual, but now it was a special period, he could bear it, and chose to walk away as if he hadn't heard.

Tian Ze rolled his eyes, and rarely continued to taunt.

After Xu Dongyou's pedestrians left the processing bureau, all the processing staff dared to discuss openly.

"They are the members of the eighth team, and the one with the particularly flat and arrogant smile is Tian Ze. He doesn't know what kind of shit luck he has, but he has such a good team member." The old team member endured sourness and said Popular science for newcomers.

It was the rookie named Lidong who joined their team, maybe it will be their team that will become popular at that time.

"But I don't really understand. I watched the live broadcast and felt that his live broadcast was not professional at all. It looked like a newcomer like me. How could the management bureau take such an important task? Tell him?" The newcomer who just entered the game was full of doubts, and had the idea that if I had come a few days earlier, maybe I could have become the anchor.

"Don't dream, did you see the person who just walked past, but the most talented person in the bureau, he was promoted to the captain of the first team not long after he came to the bureau, even he couldn't take this task, let alone the others Qualified." The old handler punctured the illusion of the newcomer.

After hearing this, the rookie was even more puzzled, "Since even the captain of the team failed to accept this task, why can the rookie?"

"Don't ask. Asking means that the other party has done what no one, including the boss, could do." The old handler yelled at the thought of being scared to pee his pants when he entered the sealing formation, and the captain had to go in and drag him out. Ashamed of black history, immediately unhappy.

Rookie: "???"

So what is it, maybe he can do it.

Xu Dongyou ‌‌ the staff found a relatively quiet environment to eat, and the food was delicious, plus it was Tian Ze's treat, Xu Dongyou was embarrassed to eat too much, and secretly decided to wait until the next time he could take his parents with him. My younger brother came to eat.

It's all about money...

Xu Dongyou suddenly felt a headache.

In the past, he was troubled by not having money, but now that he has money, he has to worry about why he has money.

After eating and drinking enough, everyone started talking about Xu Dongyou's live broadcast, and Xu Dongyou answered ‌.

"When do you plan to broadcast live next time?" Tian Ze asked while drinking wine, and the others looked at Xu Dongyou curiously.

Xu Dongyou thought about it seriously, "Well, I should wait a few weeks later to read outside comments before making a decision. After all, this is my first live broadcast, and there are still many shortcomings."

Everyone nodded in understanding, Zhang Wu nodded, and then explained his own views, saying: "Since the content of the live broadcast is to popularize all abnormal events of science, and the premise is to let the public slowly accept these as the premise, there is no It doesn't have to be the same as other entertainment live broadcasts, it needs to have a lively atmosphere."

Xu Dongyou understood what Zhang Wu meant.

After all, it is an official live broadcast of science popularization. No one can determine whether it is qualified as a live broadcast. As long as the task can be completed and the goal of everyone's popular science is achieved, this is considered a perfect execution of the task.

Everyone nodded in approval.

After eating, everyone dispersed, Xu Dongyou returned to school, and the roommates in the dormitory saw Xu Dongyou, and immediately said, "Dongyou, did you watch the video?"

Xu Dongyou shook his head, he was busy with tasks these days, and when he didn't have time to look at his phone, he took the time to look at the pop-up screen to answer some questions.

"You don't even know about such a big thing? You just log on to Weibo, and this video is trending, so hurry up and watch it, the special effects are really awesome." The roommate tried his best to reassure.

Xu Dongyou had a premonition in his heart, so he clicked on Weibo and scanned the hot searches. Sure enough, the live video of the strange fish hitting the boat and the doll bear shop were all hot searches on the Internet, especially when many people were shouting to hurry up. In this live broadcast room, a new channel has been added, and there is a documentary, the content of which is particularly explosive.

Xu Dongyou clicked into his live broadcast room, there was indeed a documentary channel hanging on it, and it said the first episode: Doll Shop.

Xu Dongyou clicked in curiously, and first there was a particularly explosive opening title, subtitles, and soundtrack.

It is completely comparable to a documentary filmed by a professional film and television team.

First, the solemn and solemn music sounded, accompanied by such a rigorous and solemn opening special effects animation, and then the title of the film appeared impressively.

【Abnormal Event Handling Record】

There are 2 lines of small characters in the lower right corner.

- Produced by the Bureau of Official Processing.

It looked very tall and unaware, and then another piece of passionate music sounded, and a male voice with an exceptionally deep and magnetic voice appeared: "The Bureau of Abnormal Events, as an official organization that specializes in handling all abnormal events, in the past few days It has been decided to launch a platform dedicated to popular science live broadcast, and a certain processor will show everyone the truth and information of abnormal events during the execution of the task, and today, the processor is performing a special task."

Then I appeared on the screen, but I couldn't remember what my face looked like.

The narration continues: "He found that the caller in this mission mentioned about the doll for the first time, so he found the lady's address through the caller information. When he arrived in the community, he met the captain and went to a certain place. A certain building in the community knocked on the door of a certain lady."

"Then, the door opened, revealing the face of the caller, pale and haggard, frightened..."

The soundtrack, sound effects, and editing techniques, the editing during the live broadcast is exceptionally good and beautiful, and the comments below are all expressing awesomeness, this editing is too professional!

Xu Dongyou thought so.

After he watched the entire documentary, he still felt a little unfinished. Some people in the comments said that Ms. Feng's crying voice was so touching.

[A novel app that has been running stably for many years, comparable to the old version of the book chasing artifact, the source-changing app used by old bookworms, huanyuanapp.org]

But many more expressed doubts.

[Why can I clearly see the details of the facial features, but just can't remember the appearance? Is there something wrong with this documentary? It's so scary. 】

[I only saw the smell of money, the special effects, the editing, the visual sense of the blockbuster, as for why I can't remember the appearance, maybe it's high technology. 】

[But which high-tech company will specialize in research on how to forget faces? 】

[The documentary replaced all the information of the doll shop owner who called the police with so-and-so, but I watched the original live broadcast video, and the more I watched the live broadcast, the more I felt that I knew everyone in the live broadcast. Well, the doll shop owner of the female boss The style, plus the fact that the female owner's surname is Lin, the best-selling doll bear, and the fact that there is indeed a doll shop owner surnamed Chen diagonally opposite, the information is exactly the same. This is so coincidental! 】

[I just checked, and the female boss just happened to not open a store for two months, and the information is all right! 】

[What's so strange about this, it's nothing more than the fact that the female boss went to live broadcast and act in person, what a fuss. 】

The hot search of the live broadcast is noisy, some people feel surprised, and the live broadcast officials ask what is going on in this live broadcast, why people can't remember the faces of the people in the screen, whether they use some latest technology products,

However, the official live broadcast platform still didn't reply at all. On the contrary, as more and more people knew about the official live broadcast room, they followed it one after another.

The roommate came together, "Is it very explosive? I have long suspected that the official live broadcast website wants to rely on live broadcasts to get traffic, and then transform into a video website style."

Xu Dongyou froze for a moment, then said hesitantly, "I'm not sure."

The roommate shook his head with a mysterious face, "You don't know, right? From my judgment, it must be like this. If you don't believe me, just wait and see, and then you will know that what I said is correct. ‌I didn't guess right, so I drank soda on my head!"

Other roommates said one after another: "That's right, I didn't think so, but I didn't guess right, we all stood upside down and drank soda.

Xu Dongyou was silent, imagining his roommates standing in a row, standing upside down and starting to drink soda, and then whispered: "No, let's say goodbye..."

He really didn't want to see his roommates drinking soda upside down.

In case of choking.

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