"Oh, I hope Tad likes salmon. It's a bit of a risk serving fish to a first-time diner at Dunphy's. Maybe I should marinate a steak for backup" Phil said
"I think someone has a man crush" Alex teased
"First of all, I would never date a potential client"
"Sure doesn't sounds like it" Sophie told him
"That's "first of all"?" Claire asked Phil
"Secondly, I really need this to go well so he makes me his realtor. This guy's flipping properties like they're extras in a kung fu movie"
"So you're just kissing up to this guy for his money?" Alex asked
"Not just. I really like him. He travels the world doing charity work, rock climbs, flies planes..."
"How does he have time to do all that?" Luke asked
"Got divorced, and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream. His dream. Not my dream. I'm living my dream. You're my dream" Phil told Claire realizing what he said
"You can stop"
"I so don't want to do this" Haley said entering the kitchen
"Hey, you're the one who tried to convince me to do this. I told you it was bullshit" Sophie told her
"Language" Claire said
Interview
"Recently, Haley got a little creative on one of her college applications and listed herself as a "big sister." and she somehow she managed Sophie to do the same" Claire eexplained
"Hey, didn't write that on the Yale or Harvard's ones" Sophie told her
"Technically, we are big sisters" Haley pointed out
"Haley capitalized the "b" and the "s." Phil said
"Which makes sense, 'cause it was" Haley said
"Oh, my God" Sophie sighed
"So Claire and I suggested--"
"Forced" Both Sophie and Haley said
"That they volunteer for the organization. We couldn't be prouder"
"We could. Little bit" Claire said
End Interview
Later
"Annie was amazing, so funny and cute and sweet"
"So was Kiara, I wish she stayed here forever" Haley and Sophie told Alex while they were in Haley and Alex's room
"Yeah, you've said" Alex commented but both Sophie and Haley ignored her
"Annie made this for me last night.
Look how she signs her name with that big loopy "a." Haley said showing a draw Annie made for her
"Aww, it's so cute. And look what Kiara made for me" Sophie said showing a bracelet with both Sophie and Kiara's names on it
"It's so beautiful" Haley said
"Right? I gotta wear this right now"
"And I'm totally going to frame this" Haley said referring to the draw
Interview
"I made this for Haley and this for Sophie four years ago. You think this got weared or this got framed?" Alex said showing a draw she made for Haley signed the the capital A exactly like Annie and a bracelet she made for Sophie like Kiara's one just with Sophie and Alex's names
"Haley tossed it in the garbage...Right after she wrote "Mrs. Haley Jonas Brothers" on it, like, 30 times"
"And Sophie, you know she actually wore it and took it off the day after because "It didn't match her outfit" Alex mocked her sister
End Interview
"Hey, what are you girls doing?" Alex asked entering Sophie's room
"Oh, we're just talking" Sophie told her
"Kiara, this is my other sister, Alex"
"Hi" Kiara greeted
"Hi" Alex said not really enthusiastic
"Hey, could you imagine that Kiara wants to go to Yale?" Sophie asked
"Of course she does" Alex wishpered
"I'm just taking my fantastic sister as an example" Kiara said in such a cute voice
"Aww" Sophie said and hugged her
Interview
"I've been telling Sophie that I wanna be like her when I get older since I was 5" Alex said in a pissed tone
End Interview
"Try to live with her and tell me if she's still so fantastic after 2 days. Oh, and don't be surprised if your bracelet disappears one day, it just didn't match her outfit" Alex said while going upstairs and Sophie followed after her and Kiara after Sophie
"Why do you always have to be like this?" Sophie asked her once they entered Alex and Haley's room
"I could ask you the same question" Alex told her
"What are you doing?" Alex asked Haley and Annie
"Helping my little sister with her homework" Haley said
"That seems... mean" Alex commented
"Annie, this is Alex. That other sister I was telling you about"
"Hi. So nice to meet you. Hi Sophie and Kiara" Annie said
"Hi Annie" Sophie greeted
"Um, if you're going to study there, you might need to correct numbers 7 through 10. This bed has higher standards than that bed" Alex told Annie
"I'm going to get some more lemonade. Kiara, are you coming?" Annie asked
"Sure"
"I think your sister's mad at our sisters" Sophie and Annie told Luke while going downstairs
Later
Sophie entered Alex and Haley's room to find a t-shirt Haley stole from her
"You're supposed to knock" Alex told her while sitting on the bed with a book in her hand
Sophie rolled her eyes and knocked on the desk smirking sarcastically at her, before going to Haley's wardrobe
"Seriously, you're so annoying I can't wait for you to go to college!" Alex told her
"Don't worry I feel the same way!" Sophie told her and before Alex could speak again Haley entered the room
"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you trying to read?" Haley asked her sarcastically
"You're the one who tries to read" Alex told her
"Oh, my gosh! I am not that stupid!"
"Seriously, Haley, you think you are the coolest person ever!"
"Would you please stop just judging me and everything that I do?"
"Look at me! I'm so cool!"
"And, hey, what are you doing with my t-shirt?" Haley asked Sophie
"I'm sorry, your t-shirt? This is mine, another thing of mine that you just took without asking like usual"
"Seriously, I'm so tired of you just acting like you're the older one" Haley told her
"That doesn't even makes sense, and by the way, I am older" Sophie told her
"Of like 5 seconds!"
"Best five seconds of my life!"
"Shut up!" Haley told her and tried to take the t-shirt out of Sophie's hands bit ended up ripping it off
"Look what you did!" Sophie yelled to her
"I didn't do anything!"
"It was my favorite t-shirt, Haley!"
"Yeah, and the one that didn't match my bracelet so you chose to throw away the bracelet" Alex spoke
"What?!" Sophie asked confused
"Enough! Enough! I am so sick of you three fighting all the time! You're bad big and twin sisters , and you're a bad little sister!" Luke yelled
"And all three of you are bad big sisters to me. Be normaler"
"Wow" Haley said
"That was...unexpected" Sophie said
"I've never seen him like that" Alex told them
"Well, we do kind of neglect him. And if you think about it, he is kind of... our little sister" Haley told them
"Remember how we used to dress him up?" Sophie asked smiling
"I miss her" Haley said
"Me too" Alex said
"I hear you, and I don't like where this is going!" Luke yelled from his room
"Sophie, you get the lipstick, I'll get the bra and Alex the tennis balls"
"Betty Luke!" Alex called
"I will burn this house down!" Luke said
Later
"Stop it! Leave me alone!" Luke yelled while wearing a dress and make up
"Hold still!" Sophie told him while she tried to put lipstick on him
"Stop moving!" Haley yelled at
"I hate you! Get off of me!"
"What... is going on?" Phil asked and all the kids turned around
"You guys are in a lot of trouble.Haley, I told you to clean this mess up, and, Alex, your books are everywhere. Sophie, I asked you to take the garbage out. Betty Luke, sit down while your dad gets the camera" Claire ordered to her kids
"Got it" Phil said
"Last time, you made a funny face and we didn't really get a good shot, so let's work on our smile" Claire told Luke
"Okay. Good to see you, Betty Luke" Phil said while taking a picture