Prehistoric Chef

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Chapter 1 No, see, Xiao Ming!
Chapter 2 Xiao Ming will, set, fire!
Chapter 3 Xiao Ming's barbecue is good, good, and delicious!
Chapter 4 Xiao Ming speeds up, dies, la!
Chapter 5 Xiaoming's black fruit soup is good, good, drink!
Chapter 7 Xiao Ming is going to learn, climb, and tree on the road!
Chapter 8 Xiao Ming lights up new skills, poses, and gestures!
Chapter 9 Brother Xiao Ming looks really, really, really good-looking!
Chapter 10 Xiaoming's scarred Buga is really handsome!
Chapter 11 Xiao Ming, Your Thighs Are Really White!
Chapter 12 Xiao Ming and Baa Baa Go Around, Circle, Circle!
Chapter 13 Xiao Ming came home with his back to the mountains and the sea!
Chapter 14 Xiao Ming's compulsory course: Hit, hand, and gun!
Chapter 15 Xiao Minghai's Taste I, Know, Dao!
Chapter 16 Xiao Ming Turns out that Bujia is not very straight!
Chapter 17 Xiao Mingqiu, hey, here we go!
chapter 18 Xiao Ming used to have two men who fell in love with each other!
Chapter 19 Xiao Ming, Those People, That Mountain, Those Wolves!
Chapter 20 Xiaoming's first prehistoric kitchen knife asked, world!
21. Xiao Ming is full of, yes, salt!
22. Xiao Ming finds chili together through the mountains!
23. Xiao Ming Don't Say Such Things in Front of Landa!
Chapter 24 Xiao Ming's Potato Stewed Bacon is Good!
Chapter 25 Xiao Ming Won't Abandon Your Family!
Chapter 26 Brother Xiao Ming's stinky thing pricked my foot!
Chapter 27 Xiao Ming, your bald head is so shiny!
Chapter 28 Xiao ming Bujia finally surrendered under my vest!
Chapter 29 Xiaoming's wife is so hungry and stressed!
Chapter 30 Xiaoming Bujia really praised his IQ!
Chapter 31 Xiaoming Buga cares about him more than he thinks!
Chapter 32 Xiao Ming snows so hard and so deep!
Chapter 33 Holy shit, Xiao Ming, I'll give you a monkey!
Chapter 34 Oh, Xiao Ming~ It turns out that the piebald looks like this!
Chapter 35 The cheat has been upgraded in days like Xiao Ming's!
Chapter 36 Xiaoming Bujia I Like You
Chapter 37 Xiao Ming, My Wife Misses My Butt! urgent! Wait online!
Chapter 38 Xiaoming picks up shrimps, crabs, octopuses, and men at the seaside!
Chapter 39 Xiaoming Landa Is This Cultivating A Daughter-in-Law For Himself! ?
Chapter 40 Xiao Ming Mushroom Shrimp Soup with Grilled Octopus!
Chapter 41 Xiaoming's wife is so secretly jealous!
Chapter 42 Xiao Ming is Injured, Bu Jia is so irritable!
Chapter 43 Xiao Ming's Adultery Caused by a Pot of King's Bone Soup!
Chapter 44 Xiao Ming can only touch people he likes!
Chapter 45 Xiao Ming's real severe cold is coming!
Chapter 46 Xiaoming, my Bujia is still so cool!
Chapter 47 Don't recall the scene of Xiao Ming pulling his papa to wipe his ass!
Chapter 48 Xiao Ming must create conditions, otherwise my wife is so pitiful!
Chapter 49 Why does Xiao Ming make a cot? !
Chapter 50 Xiaoming Landa is really a god-assisting little brother!
Chapter 51 Xiao Ming's baaaa hoof is delicious!
Chapter 52 Xiao Ming is about to freeze to death, it's too cold!
Chapter 53 Xiao Ming eats the roast leg of lamb in winter while it is hot!
Chapter 54 Xiaoming Bujia Promises Not to Get Hurt!
Chapter 55 Sado, did you drink too much blood soup, you're blushing so hard!
Chapter 56 Bujia, Why Does You're Eyes Change?
Chapter 57 Xiaoming is lucky that Bujia was beaten by me early!
Chapter 58 Xiao Ming Can't See It Now Sado And Landa What's Up With You Two!
Chapter 59 Xiao Ming is relieved to see that Bujia is so jealous!
Chapter 60 Xiao Ming must aspire to become a good hunter for Buja!
Chapter 61 Xiao Ming, boom, boom, boom, boom, good things are coming soon!
Chapter 62 Xiao Ming Men and Men Do the Same!
Chapter 63 Xiao Ming Everyone seems to have taken an aphrodisiac tonight!
Chapter 64 Xiaoming Spring is Here, Let's Steal an Egg! ! !
Chapter 65 Xiao Ming's Garlic Sprouts Are Magical Weapons!
Chapter 66 Xiao Ming Makes a Hole for Touching!
Chapter 67 Where did Xiao Ming go wrong!
Chapter 68 Xiao Ming Stop Going Around My Ass!
Chapter 69 Xiao Ming has a kind of lubrication!
Chapter 70 Xiao Ming blames himself for Landa's injury!
Chapter 71 Xiao Ming's Red Stone Land is in Crisis!
Chapter 72 Xiao Ming is a tough guy!
Chapter 73 Xiao Ming Stops Crying and Stands Up!
Chapter 74 Xiao Ming When can we do kiss things!
Chapter 75 Xiao Ming, this stone was born to be a stone mill!
Chapter 76 I can also eat the tooth fruit Damn it's so sour!
Chapter 77 Xiao Ming, something seems wrong with your taste!
Chapter 78 Xiao Ming's sweet distress!
Chapter 79 Why Xiaoming Landa Has Changed So Much!
Chapter 80 Xiaoming Bujia, you saved me just because I was strong!
Chapter 81 a prehistoric bedside table , no longer afraid of pp pain!
Chapter 82 Xiaoming Sauerkraut Noodles Are So Delicious !
Chapter 83 Why Xiao Ming Wants to Change Red Fruits!
Chapter 84 Xiao Ming, I can't stop the surge in my heart, what should I do! !
Chapter 85 Xiao Ming's chrysanthemum was suddenly disabled overnight!
Chapter 86 Xiao Ming, you die!
Chapter 87 Xiao Ming, my jj is green!
Chapter 88 Xiao Ming, this is my bride price for your brother!
Chapter 89 Little Brother Xiaoming walks so strangely today!
Chapter 90 Xiao Ming's Discovery of Zanthoxylum bungeanum!
Chapter 91 Xiaoming Bujia's back is jumping for joy!
Chapter 92 Xiaoming, Xiaoming, are you trying to die again! !
Chapter 93 Xiao Ming Sun Salt and Yellow Pole Subnet!
Chapter 94 Xiao Ming is a good helper in giving birth!
Chapter 95 Xiao Mingqi, get well soon!
Chapter 96 Xiao Ming is so nervous, what name should I choose!
Chapter 97 The price of Xiao Ming's growth is injury and love!
Chapter 98 Xiao Ming is preparing for winter in the blink of an eye!
Chapter 99 Xiaoming, I have been captured!
Chapter 100 Xiaoming Niu Boom, Someone Pained!
Chapter 101 Xiaoming Xiaoming Bujia looks so happy when he sees your eyes!
Chapter 102 Xiao Ming's Treasure Hunting Time!
Chapter 103 Xiao Ming will fart if he eats too many sweet potatoes!
Chapter 104 Xiaoming Dashi and Xiaohe have something wrong!
Chapter 105 The Development of Xiao Ming's Alchemy Technique!
Chapter 106 Even if Xiao Ming is crushed, he is still a tough guy!
Chapter 107 Xiaoming Bujia You Bastard! ! ! !
Chapter 108 Xiaoming's first prehistoric crystal brick comes out!
Chapter 109 Xiao Ming has a pair of eyes looking at me! !
Chapter 110 Xiao Ming, They Are All Men From Earth!
Chapter 111 Xiao Ming Confesses Leniency!
Chapter 112 Xiao Ming went from counterattack to enjoyment!
Chapter 113 Xiao Ming, let's move! Get rid of the flesh and meet the abs!
Chapter 114 Xiao Ming is in heat again!
Chapter 115 Xiao Ming is stunned, where is Xiao Bao going to sleep!
Chapter 116 Xiaoming Xiaoming has a love affair ahead!
Chapter 117 Master Xiaoming is hot on the bed and staring at me! !
Chapter 118 Xiao Ming moved to a new house and Rhubarb is jumping for joy! !
Chapter 119 Xiao Ming is committed to building the crystal cave!
Chapter 120 Xiao Ming's Shiny Crystal Cave Is Working Hard!
Chapter 121 The Xiaoming Crystal Cave has been built!
Chapter 122 Xiao Ming worked hard to chop wood to get to a bed !
Chapter 123 Xiao Ming's Knee Hurts When He Touches and Covers Himself!!
Chapter 124 Xiao Ming was terrified of eating this meal!
Chapter 125 Xiaoming Broken Heart, Wouldn't Little Treasure Go To Open It Up? !
Chapter 126 Xiao Ming looked at Zhengmao's face it was a little swollen? ! ! !
Chapter 127 Xiaoming's wedding preparations eve!
Chapter 128 Xiao Ming touches his chin hmm!
Chapter 129 Xiao Ming So You Are Dissatisfied With Desires! !
Chapter 130 Don't Be Afraid of Xiaoming's Three Views Remake! Xiaobao!
Chapter 131 Xiao Ming is Dangerous Ahead Be Attention Beware Buja is Coming!
Chapter 132 a special existence that Xiao Ming sometimes dislikes the eyes? !
Chapter 133 Xiao Ming and the whole tribe wish everyone New Year greetings!
Chapter 134 Xiao Ming is booming in June!
Chapter 135 Xiao Ming Can't Eat a Fatty in One Bite Take Your Time!
Chapter 136 Xiaoming's prehistoric loom is born!
Chapter 137 Xiao Ming Waves His Hands and Makes His Underpants Big!
Chapter 138 Xiao Ming Makes You Limp As Mud! ! !
Chapter 139 Xiao Ming aspires to become the man who saves the chrysanthemum! !
Chapter 140 Brother Xiaoming Zhengmao Captured Three Women!!
Chapter 141 Xiao Ming Ah Qi is willing to come out after entering? !
Chapter 142 Xiao Le is going to have a fever when it will rain tomorrow! !
Chapter 143 Xiaoming, Xiaobao, you want to beat someone up again!
Chapter 144 Xiao Ming saves people and becomes a fish lover!
Chapter 145 Xiaoming's majestic rhubarb and night attack!
Chapter 146 Xiao Ming's Night Attack and the Arrival of Ah Gun!
Chapter 147 Xiaoming Zhengmao, Didn't You Really Come Through It! ?
Chapter 148 Xiao Ming Fuck Zhengmao is a Beautiful Man! ! !
Chapter 149 Zhengmao, you are so childish and show off your beauty!
Chapter 150 How Xiao Ming's Little Flame Erupted in His Heart! !
Chapter 151 Xiaoming and Xiaobao won't come back tonight! !
Chapter 152 There must be something wrong with Xiaobao being so obedient! ! !
Chapter 153 Xiao Ming's Occupation of Mountains as King Movement Begins! !
Chapter 154 Xiao Ming can no longer express his feelings about not showing up!
Chapter 155 Xiao Ming's snow season arrives early! !
Chapter 156 Xiao Ming's husband's surname is also pretty good! ! Gaobujia what!
Chapter 157 Xiaoming Rhubarb's Friend! !
Chapter 158 Xiao Ming's Transformation from Chef to Teacher! !
Chapter 159 The Xiaoming Tribe Needs Reform!
Chapter 160 Xiaoming sends charcoal in the snow to strengthen the tribe!
Chapter 161 Xiaoming Zhengmao's Return!
chapter 162 The Spring of Xiao Ming's Tribe Has Arrived!
Chapter 163 Shock of Xiao Ming's law!
Chapter 164 Xiaoming Yuanzhen is dead and a freak!
Chapter 165 Xiaoming Tata is about to give birth!
Chapter 166 Xiao Ming Got a Son!
Chapter 167 Xiao Ming's House Has High Pudding!
Chapter 168 Preparations for Xiao Ming's Wedding Banquet!
Chapter 169 Xiaobao will get married after three snow seasons!
Chapter 170 Xiaoming beep beep beep text player~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la! ! !
Chapter 171 Fanwaiyi Thor Pudding From Doomsday to Primordial! !
chapter 173 Extra Three Growth and Discovery!
Chapter 174 Fanwai four hearts are beating and passion is burning! !
Chapter 175 Fanwai 5 is officially over!
Chapter 176 Ten Years (Part 2)
Chapter 177 Yancheng
Chapter 178 God's Punishment
Chapter 179
Chapter 180 New Clothes
Chapter 181 Snow Salt
Chapter 182 Surprise
Chapter 183 Teaching the Son
Chapter 184 Manipulation
Chapter 185 The Dungeon
Chapter 186 Conditions
Chapter 187 Placement
Chapter 188 Pocket Money
Chapter 189 Settlement
Chapter 190 Kalamanda
Chapter 191 Graduation
Chapter 192 Kingdom King
Chapter 193 Extra Story 1
Chapter 194 Extra Story Two
Chapter 195 Extra Story Three

Chapter 6 Xiao Ming is in danger and wants to move home!

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Gao Ming stroked his chin and muttered, "Primitives are really brave!"


"Brother Gao Ming, what did you say?" Landa asked.

Gao Ming shook his hand, "I said your brother recovered really quickly!" After eating the black fruit soup, Bujia's face looked much better, and he got off the stone platform and walked in the cave. Although he couldn't move half of his shoulder, he felt very energetic. it is good. Landa

nodded, just like Gao Ming praised him, and said with a smile: "My brother is the best!"

Bujia, a wounded man, can't eat fruit and drink mush all day long, can he? ! He and Landa can still deal with it for two or three days, but Bujia must eat nutritious food, preferably to replenish blood.

"Landa, do you know if there is a kind of fruit here." Gao Ming gestured the size of the red dates with his fingers, "It's so big, it's red in appearance, it's green before it's ripe, and it tastes crunchy and sweet." He found the dates Still have to dry.

Landa thought for a long time, then shook her head, "I haven't seen it here, nor near the cave where I used to live. I've never seen it. Brother Gao Ming, what are you talking about?

" Brother lost so much blood, I need to make up for it..." Gao Ming lowered his voice, thought for a while, and then said, "Is there no pheasant nearby? It's a kind of chicken that runs on the ground, doesn't fly high, and is covered in hair—"

" I know." I couldn't help just now, but now that I know, Landa quickly said: "Goo, Brother Gao Ming, did you say Goo?"

Gao Ming found that the things they named were very straightforward, either the taste of the fruit or the sound The characteristics are easy to distinguish. Nodded, "Should be, do you have them here? I want to catch one or two to make soup."

"There are, but they are not good. They are stupid, and sometimes they will hit trees ." Landa frowned, remembering that she was so hungry that she ate Gu Gu once before, it was really unpalatable. "Their hair is not easy to pull, even if the meat is pulled off, it will not taste good."

Of course it doesn't taste good if you eat it raw. As long as Gao Ming imagined that Landa and the others were eating raw chicken, he would feel uncomfortable. The chicken feathers had to be scalded with boiling water, and they had no fire, so they plucked the chicken feathers at random, and gnawed on the chicken skin. Just thinking about it made his stomach sick. Quickly waved his hands, Gao Ming said: "It's easy to catch." He

ordered Gu Gu for lunch. Originally, Bujia was left to rest, but he didn't know that Bujia didn't want to. Gao Ming wanted to have Bujia present, and he would feel at ease. In case there were large animals, Bujia could still guide him and Landa. So, Gao Ming Landa was holding the stone bowl, and Bu Jia was holding Gao Ming's improved cloth pocket.

Gao Ming's autumn clothes were useless, both sleeves were cut off, and the collar and cuffs were tied tightly with cloth strips, and some fruits could be picked later to use as cloth bags.

After Buga narrowly escaped death, Landa seemed to grow up overnight. When he arrived in the woods, he looked resolute, and he looked a bit like Buga from the side. Holding Buga's bone knife in his hand, he carefully observed the environment of the woods.

Landa has been with Buga since he was a child, and his hunting skills are naturally better than Gao Ming. In the past one or two years, he and Buga have been able to round up some small prey. Gao Ming couldn't do it anymore. Along the way, Gao Ming asked Bu Jia about the most basic things, how much he could learn, but Bu Jia still couldn't see his expression clearly with a big beard on his face, and his voice was very steady, "When you arrive in the forest, you must pay attention to observation, look at the footprints, The footprints of each prey are different..."

Gao Ming helped Landa catch Gu Gu, while Bu Jia looked around calmly. When Cuckoo appeared, Gao Ming knew that this guy was really a pheasant, with gorgeous feathers, light footsteps, and a pair of wings. But he looked stupid, not wary of them, Gao Ming remembered what Landa said, Gu Gu meat is not tasty, and cavemen seldom catch them, so he must have developed such a habit.

Landa's hands and feet were quick, and he caught one at once, grabbed its wings, and held it up: "Brother Gao Ming, I said that Gu Gu

is very stupid." "It's quite stupid." It was so stupid that it hit Landa directly. Gao Ming felt that he could try it himself, so he gave Landa a look of "I'm coming", and he walked slowly towards the grass. , Gao Ming thought that he must practice this skill of his own!

Gao Ming cut the hem of the autumn clothes, and used it as a rope to tie the two Gu Gu's wings together, and tied them to a tree first. The two Gu Gu Gu's were pitiful, but the three of them didn't care. They picked sweet and green fruits. Heiguo also picked one, and Bujia searched carefully for many blood-covering weeds. Gao Ming saw that if Bujia hadn't thought carefully, he would never have thought of this thing until he went back to kill it.

The stone bowl and stone basin were placed at the water source. After finding everything, the three of them walked back and passed the water source. Gao Ming held Gu Gu in one hand and the water bowl in the other. Goo, Gao Ming didn't want to give it at first, but when he met Bu Jia's cold and hard eyes, he let go of his hand.

Gao Ming held the water bowl and murmured, should we be so fierce!

When Buga heard it behind him, a smile flashed across his face, but no one saw it because of his big beard.

Go back to the cave and block the entrance of the cave tightly. Although the weather is good and the air is fresh, there is no guarantee that the entrance of the cave will not be blocked. This kind of spiritual enjoyment will be discussed later. Now let's satisfy the physical desire first. Go out for a walk with a pot of black fruit soup , and it's gone after soaking in urine.

Bujia originally wanted to help, but Gao Ming's face turned cold, and he forced Bujia to rest on the table.

"Bujia, the coat is covered, the cave is cold, be careful of catching a cold." Bujia is still weak, if the wound is not infected, but he has caught a cold, Gao Ming thinks he will be furious. Originally, I was in a bad mood when I went through it, I was thinking about it, and I wanted to be hypocritical, but I didn't expect this to happen, I was busy, so I didn't have time to think about other things.

Gao Ming's pocket knife wasn't enough, so he tried a bone knife and sharpened it three times before he bled Gu Gu. Landa was sprinkling grass seeds. I lit the fire to boil the water, plucked one Gugu's hair, and threw the other one with its wings in the corner. Seeing the bloody look here, I was frightened and burrowed into the corner.

The internal organs were removed, the blood was drained and cleaned up. The water was used up, and Landa was going to fetch water. Gao Ming was worried that Landa would go alone, or the two of them should go together. Bujia had already fallen asleep.

After fetching water, Gao Ming picked two big leaves from unknown trees and asked Landa if they were not poisonous, so he dared to use them with confidence. The original Gu Gu is fat and big. The soup is boiled on two legs, and the remaining meat is coated with green fruit juice. This fruit is sweet and sour and has a lot of juice. Gao Ming reconfirmed that it was not poisonous, then wrapped it with hot leaves and buried it under the fire.

Set fire, boil water, throw chicken legs, no salt and no seasoning, Gao Ming is going crazy, he wants to eat salty!

After boiling, skim off the oil with a spoon, Gao Ming squats beside the stone bowl and watches, if it is modern, it is time to put the auxiliary ingredients at this time...

Landa smelled the fragrance, and squatted beside Gao Ming, "Brother Gao Ming smells so good!"

Gao Ming He turned his head and looked at Landa resentfully, ah, silly boy!

Cuckoo soup was tasteless, but it smelled good. Landa drank a spoonful of it, Gao Ming didn't want to move at all, and the silly boy showed a look of "wow, it's delicious". He must find out the ingredients, even if it doesn't have the original modern look, a substitute is fine! Let the two brothers taste what food is!

Fortunately, the beggar Gugu saved a little face, opened the leaves, and the wind blew through the cracks in the rocks, and the fragrance wafted across the cave. Landa squatted beside Gao Ming, like a puppy, with shining eyes, looking Gao Ming couldn't be soft-hearted. The knife cut a piece of meat and handed it to Landa, "Be careful when it's hot, taste the taste." The

Gu Gu meat covered with green fruit became extremely tender, with a golden luster on the outside, and the oil from the Gu Gu meat was roasted. The whole thing looked like it was wrapped in Zeng Jin's honey sauce. When Landa bit into his mouth, Gao Ming could hear the crisp sound, crisp on the outside and tender on the inside.

He cut a piece himself, not to mention the tenderness of the meat, the key is the sweet and sour taste combined with the deliciousness of the meat itself, compared with the previous two meals, it is simply a feast. Landa, the silly boy, squinted his eyes, stared at Gu Gu, swallowed, "Brother Gao Ming, Gu Gu is delicious, I have never eaten such delicious meat."

Bujia on the bed stared straight at him Staring at Gao Ming's back, his mouth moved, his tongue licked his lips, but he didn't speak, just staring at the cuckoo in Gao Ming's hand.

Gao Ming turned around and saw Bujia was like a wolf, his eyes were shining, staring at him... Goo Goo in his hand!

After a meal of Gugu meat, the three of them wiped their mouths. Bujia and Landa simultaneously shifted their gazes to the shivering Gugu in the corner. Gao Ming smiled helplessly. , I didn't expect it to be quite cute.

The two Tian Landa and Gao Ming caught Gu Gu and ate it for two days, roasting Gu Gu, stewing Gu Gu, changing back and forth, Gao Ming was tired of eating anyway. Eating well and being nutritious, Buga's body recovered very well, and he had a good foundation. Although the wound was deep, the bones were not damaged. Primitive people were often injured by hunting, and his body recovered quickly.

On the evening of the third day, Bujia moved his injured shoulder, although it still hurts, but this pain is nothing in Bujia's eyes, looking at the burning red clouds in the sky, Bujia said in a deep voice: "I can't live here. Gao Ming nodded, the

water source is too small, and he doesn't know when it will dry up. The terrain and environment are not conducive to them. The most important thing is that there is no sea here. Without the sea, there will be no salt. He does not eat raw food, and the two brothers do not eat raw food these days. If this continues, they will always find salt. Although they occupy this forest, the three of them searched around and found nothing else to eat, except for the three fruits that can be found everywhere. He has not forgotten that there are wolves and bears nearby. Alas, Buga That's right, it's time to move.

Hope to settle down next time.

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