Prehistoric Chef

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Chapter 1 No, see, Xiao Ming!
Chapter 2 Xiao Ming will, set, fire!
Chapter 3 Xiao Ming's barbecue is good, good, and delicious!
Chapter 5 Xiaoming's black fruit soup is good, good, drink!
Chapter 6 Xiao Ming is in danger and wants to move home!
Chapter 7 Xiao Ming is going to learn, climb, and tree on the road!
Chapter 8 Xiao Ming lights up new skills, poses, and gestures!
Chapter 9 Brother Xiao Ming looks really, really, really good-looking!
Chapter 10 Xiaoming's scarred Buga is really handsome!
Chapter 11 Xiao Ming, Your Thighs Are Really White!
Chapter 12 Xiao Ming and Baa Baa Go Around, Circle, Circle!
Chapter 13 Xiao Ming came home with his back to the mountains and the sea!
Chapter 14 Xiao Ming's compulsory course: Hit, hand, and gun!
Chapter 15 Xiao Minghai's Taste I, Know, Dao!
Chapter 16 Xiao Ming Turns out that Bujia is not very straight!
Chapter 17 Xiao Mingqiu, hey, here we go!
chapter 18 Xiao Ming used to have two men who fell in love with each other!
Chapter 19 Xiao Ming, Those People, That Mountain, Those Wolves!
Chapter 20 Xiaoming's first prehistoric kitchen knife asked, world!
21. Xiao Ming is full of, yes, salt!
22. Xiao Ming finds chili together through the mountains!
23. Xiao Ming Don't Say Such Things in Front of Landa!
Chapter 24 Xiao Ming's Potato Stewed Bacon is Good!
Chapter 25 Xiao Ming Won't Abandon Your Family!
Chapter 26 Brother Xiao Ming's stinky thing pricked my foot!
Chapter 27 Xiao Ming, your bald head is so shiny!
Chapter 28 Xiao ming Bujia finally surrendered under my vest!
Chapter 29 Xiaoming's wife is so hungry and stressed!
Chapter 30 Xiaoming Bujia really praised his IQ!
Chapter 31 Xiaoming Buga cares about him more than he thinks!
Chapter 32 Xiao Ming snows so hard and so deep!
Chapter 33 Holy shit, Xiao Ming, I'll give you a monkey!
Chapter 34 Oh, Xiao Ming~ It turns out that the piebald looks like this!
Chapter 35 The cheat has been upgraded in days like Xiao Ming's!
Chapter 36 Xiaoming Bujia I Like You
Chapter 37 Xiao Ming, My Wife Misses My Butt! urgent! Wait online!
Chapter 38 Xiaoming picks up shrimps, crabs, octopuses, and men at the seaside!
Chapter 39 Xiaoming Landa Is This Cultivating A Daughter-in-Law For Himself! ?
Chapter 40 Xiao Ming Mushroom Shrimp Soup with Grilled Octopus!
Chapter 41 Xiaoming's wife is so secretly jealous!
Chapter 42 Xiao Ming is Injured, Bu Jia is so irritable!
Chapter 43 Xiao Ming's Adultery Caused by a Pot of King's Bone Soup!
Chapter 44 Xiao Ming can only touch people he likes!
Chapter 45 Xiao Ming's real severe cold is coming!
Chapter 46 Xiaoming, my Bujia is still so cool!
Chapter 47 Don't recall the scene of Xiao Ming pulling his papa to wipe his ass!
Chapter 48 Xiao Ming must create conditions, otherwise my wife is so pitiful!
Chapter 49 Why does Xiao Ming make a cot? !
Chapter 50 Xiaoming Landa is really a god-assisting little brother!
Chapter 51 Xiao Ming's baaaa hoof is delicious!
Chapter 52 Xiao Ming is about to freeze to death, it's too cold!
Chapter 53 Xiao Ming eats the roast leg of lamb in winter while it is hot!
Chapter 54 Xiaoming Bujia Promises Not to Get Hurt!
Chapter 55 Sado, did you drink too much blood soup, you're blushing so hard!
Chapter 56 Bujia, Why Does You're Eyes Change?
Chapter 57 Xiaoming is lucky that Bujia was beaten by me early!
Chapter 58 Xiao Ming Can't See It Now Sado And Landa What's Up With You Two!
Chapter 59 Xiao Ming is relieved to see that Bujia is so jealous!
Chapter 60 Xiao Ming must aspire to become a good hunter for Buja!
Chapter 61 Xiao Ming, boom, boom, boom, boom, good things are coming soon!
Chapter 62 Xiao Ming Men and Men Do the Same!
Chapter 63 Xiao Ming Everyone seems to have taken an aphrodisiac tonight!
Chapter 64 Xiaoming Spring is Here, Let's Steal an Egg! ! !
Chapter 65 Xiao Ming's Garlic Sprouts Are Magical Weapons!
Chapter 66 Xiao Ming Makes a Hole for Touching!
Chapter 67 Where did Xiao Ming go wrong!
Chapter 68 Xiao Ming Stop Going Around My Ass!
Chapter 69 Xiao Ming has a kind of lubrication!
Chapter 70 Xiao Ming blames himself for Landa's injury!
Chapter 71 Xiao Ming's Red Stone Land is in Crisis!
Chapter 72 Xiao Ming is a tough guy!
Chapter 73 Xiao Ming Stops Crying and Stands Up!
Chapter 74 Xiao Ming When can we do kiss things!
Chapter 75 Xiao Ming, this stone was born to be a stone mill!
Chapter 76 I can also eat the tooth fruit Damn it's so sour!
Chapter 77 Xiao Ming, something seems wrong with your taste!
Chapter 78 Xiao Ming's sweet distress!
Chapter 79 Why Xiaoming Landa Has Changed So Much!
Chapter 80 Xiaoming Bujia, you saved me just because I was strong!
Chapter 81 a prehistoric bedside table , no longer afraid of pp pain!
Chapter 82 Xiaoming Sauerkraut Noodles Are So Delicious !
Chapter 83 Why Xiao Ming Wants to Change Red Fruits!
Chapter 84 Xiao Ming, I can't stop the surge in my heart, what should I do! !
Chapter 85 Xiao Ming's chrysanthemum was suddenly disabled overnight!
Chapter 86 Xiao Ming, you die!
Chapter 87 Xiao Ming, my jj is green!
Chapter 88 Xiao Ming, this is my bride price for your brother!
Chapter 89 Little Brother Xiaoming walks so strangely today!
Chapter 90 Xiao Ming's Discovery of Zanthoxylum bungeanum!
Chapter 91 Xiaoming Bujia's back is jumping for joy!
Chapter 92 Xiaoming, Xiaoming, are you trying to die again! !
Chapter 93 Xiao Ming Sun Salt and Yellow Pole Subnet!
Chapter 94 Xiao Ming is a good helper in giving birth!
Chapter 95 Xiao Mingqi, get well soon!
Chapter 96 Xiao Ming is so nervous, what name should I choose!
Chapter 97 The price of Xiao Ming's growth is injury and love!
Chapter 98 Xiao Ming is preparing for winter in the blink of an eye!
Chapter 99 Xiaoming, I have been captured!
Chapter 100 Xiaoming Niu Boom, Someone Pained!
Chapter 101 Xiaoming Xiaoming Bujia looks so happy when he sees your eyes!
Chapter 102 Xiao Ming's Treasure Hunting Time!
Chapter 103 Xiao Ming will fart if he eats too many sweet potatoes!
Chapter 104 Xiaoming Dashi and Xiaohe have something wrong!
Chapter 105 The Development of Xiao Ming's Alchemy Technique!
Chapter 106 Even if Xiao Ming is crushed, he is still a tough guy!
Chapter 107 Xiaoming Bujia You Bastard! ! ! !
Chapter 108 Xiaoming's first prehistoric crystal brick comes out!
Chapter 109 Xiao Ming has a pair of eyes looking at me! !
Chapter 110 Xiao Ming, They Are All Men From Earth!
Chapter 111 Xiao Ming Confesses Leniency!
Chapter 112 Xiao Ming went from counterattack to enjoyment!
Chapter 113 Xiao Ming, let's move! Get rid of the flesh and meet the abs!
Chapter 114 Xiao Ming is in heat again!
Chapter 115 Xiao Ming is stunned, where is Xiao Bao going to sleep!
Chapter 116 Xiaoming Xiaoming has a love affair ahead!
Chapter 117 Master Xiaoming is hot on the bed and staring at me! !
Chapter 118 Xiao Ming moved to a new house and Rhubarb is jumping for joy! !
Chapter 119 Xiao Ming is committed to building the crystal cave!
Chapter 120 Xiao Ming's Shiny Crystal Cave Is Working Hard!
Chapter 121 The Xiaoming Crystal Cave has been built!
Chapter 122 Xiao Ming worked hard to chop wood to get to a bed !
Chapter 123 Xiao Ming's Knee Hurts When He Touches and Covers Himself!!
Chapter 124 Xiao Ming was terrified of eating this meal!
Chapter 125 Xiaoming Broken Heart, Wouldn't Little Treasure Go To Open It Up? !
Chapter 126 Xiao Ming looked at Zhengmao's face it was a little swollen? ! ! !
Chapter 127 Xiaoming's wedding preparations eve!
Chapter 128 Xiao Ming touches his chin hmm!
Chapter 129 Xiao Ming So You Are Dissatisfied With Desires! !
Chapter 130 Don't Be Afraid of Xiaoming's Three Views Remake! Xiaobao!
Chapter 131 Xiao Ming is Dangerous Ahead Be Attention Beware Buja is Coming!
Chapter 132 a special existence that Xiao Ming sometimes dislikes the eyes? !
Chapter 133 Xiao Ming and the whole tribe wish everyone New Year greetings!
Chapter 134 Xiao Ming is booming in June!
Chapter 135 Xiao Ming Can't Eat a Fatty in One Bite Take Your Time!
Chapter 136 Xiaoming's prehistoric loom is born!
Chapter 137 Xiao Ming Waves His Hands and Makes His Underpants Big!
Chapter 138 Xiao Ming Makes You Limp As Mud! ! !
Chapter 139 Xiao Ming aspires to become the man who saves the chrysanthemum! !
Chapter 140 Brother Xiaoming Zhengmao Captured Three Women!!
Chapter 141 Xiao Ming Ah Qi is willing to come out after entering? !
Chapter 142 Xiao Le is going to have a fever when it will rain tomorrow! !
Chapter 143 Xiaoming, Xiaobao, you want to beat someone up again!
Chapter 144 Xiao Ming saves people and becomes a fish lover!
Chapter 145 Xiaoming's majestic rhubarb and night attack!
Chapter 146 Xiao Ming's Night Attack and the Arrival of Ah Gun!
Chapter 147 Xiaoming Zhengmao, Didn't You Really Come Through It! ?
Chapter 148 Xiao Ming Fuck Zhengmao is a Beautiful Man! ! !
Chapter 149 Zhengmao, you are so childish and show off your beauty!
Chapter 150 How Xiao Ming's Little Flame Erupted in His Heart! !
Chapter 151 Xiaoming and Xiaobao won't come back tonight! !
Chapter 152 There must be something wrong with Xiaobao being so obedient! ! !
Chapter 153 Xiao Ming's Occupation of Mountains as King Movement Begins! !
Chapter 154 Xiao Ming can no longer express his feelings about not showing up!
Chapter 155 Xiao Ming's snow season arrives early! !
Chapter 156 Xiao Ming's husband's surname is also pretty good! ! Gaobujia what!
Chapter 157 Xiaoming Rhubarb's Friend! !
Chapter 158 Xiao Ming's Transformation from Chef to Teacher! !
Chapter 159 The Xiaoming Tribe Needs Reform!
Chapter 160 Xiaoming sends charcoal in the snow to strengthen the tribe!
Chapter 161 Xiaoming Zhengmao's Return!
chapter 162 The Spring of Xiao Ming's Tribe Has Arrived!
Chapter 163 Shock of Xiao Ming's law!
Chapter 164 Xiaoming Yuanzhen is dead and a freak!
Chapter 165 Xiaoming Tata is about to give birth!
Chapter 166 Xiao Ming Got a Son!
Chapter 167 Xiao Ming's House Has High Pudding!
Chapter 168 Preparations for Xiao Ming's Wedding Banquet!
Chapter 169 Xiaobao will get married after three snow seasons!
Chapter 170 Xiaoming beep beep beep text player~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la! ! !
Chapter 171 Fanwaiyi Thor Pudding From Doomsday to Primordial! !
chapter 173 Extra Three Growth and Discovery!
Chapter 174 Fanwai four hearts are beating and passion is burning! !
Chapter 175 Fanwai 5 is officially over!
Chapter 176 Ten Years (Part 2)
Chapter 177 Yancheng
Chapter 178 God's Punishment
Chapter 179
Chapter 180 New Clothes
Chapter 181 Snow Salt
Chapter 182 Surprise
Chapter 183 Teaching the Son
Chapter 184 Manipulation
Chapter 185 The Dungeon
Chapter 186 Conditions
Chapter 187 Placement
Chapter 188 Pocket Money
Chapter 189 Settlement
Chapter 190 Kalamanda
Chapter 191 Graduation
Chapter 192 Kingdom King
Chapter 193 Extra Story 1
Chapter 194 Extra Story Two
Chapter 195 Extra Story Three

Chapter 4 Xiao Ming speeds up, dies, la!

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By tokgokanoto22

This sleep was not solid. Gao Ming, who used to sleep on a hard bed when he was a child, slept on a big hard rock again after many years.


The faint light penetrated into the cave, Gao Ming yawned and sat up, with two physical tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, Buga was gone, and Landa squatted on the ground wrapped in a small leather skirt, not knowing what to do.

"Morning!" Stretching his waist, he felt his whole bones creaking, and he couldn't help but lament the delicate problems he had cultivated in the past few years. Gao Ming dragged his cotton shoes and walked up to Landa, "Where's Bujia?"

"Brother Gao Ming, my brother went hunting." After tidying up yesterday's package, Landa stood up and said, "I'm going to pick fruit. , Brother Gao Ming, you can go with me! It's dangerous in the cave, I'm afraid of you—"

Gao Ming nodded, since he decided to live here, he should try his best to live a good life. In less than a day, Gao Ming could see that the life of these two brothers was not easy, so he happened to observe the terrain and environment to see if he could find wild vegetables or something

... He is very careful with himself, and he doesn't want to eat something casual when he comes home from a day's work. He is tall and strong. Standing beside her, Landa was a little shorter than half a head. Kolanda was thin. Even if Bujia was powerful in this era, the two brothers did not have cavemen to help them. It was common for them to go hungry for a meal or two. They just looked taller than Gao Ming. , Gao Ming is really too strong.

When climbing the mountain yesterday, it was already dark, and Gao Ming couldn't see where they were at all. Now that he came out of the cave, there were endless mountains in front of him, and the forest was so lush that it looked like a primeval forest...Gao Ming slapped his forehead, I thought this was a primeval forest!

In the morning, the dew was heavy. Not long after Landa left, her calves were wet from the dewdrops on the weeds. The weeds here can't be named, but they are much taller and taller than modern ones. Gao Ming followed Landa, chatting casually, "Landa, are you and Bujia going back?" Landa, who

was looking for wild fruits in front, stopped and turned his head. Also knew that Randa was unhappy.

"They kicked us out, and Eminem died. My brother and I would not go back even if we starved to death." Landa was a little sad, lowering her head and said: "Eminem's body is hot, they said that it would be difficult to stay in the cave To kill other cavemen, I wanted to throw Ah Mu into the sea. My brother took me and Ah Mu out of the cave. My elder brother used to be the top hunter in the cave. Although it was hard work, he would not starve to death. Mu is still dead..."

Gao Ming patted Landa on the shoulder, he had never felt a father's love and a mother's love, so he couldn't empathize with him. At the age of ten, his father married his stepmother. For the first two years, his stepmother treated him well. After giving birth to a son, his father's business improved a bit. His mother ran away with someone. His father never liked him very much. At first he would say a few words about his stepmother when he saw him, but then he just pretended not to see him. When he was fifteen years old, he even beat him with his stepmother. Then he ran out by himself.

"Don't be afraid, the three of us will make a small hole, and we will have a good life in the future." Gao Ming said solemnly, seeing that Landa's mood is still not high, he said with a smile: "When Landa grows up, let's find another hole , as long as Landa likes a woman, your brother and I will help you drag her back."

I don't know where I've seen it before. If a woman in a primitive society falls in love with a man, she will be knocked out with a stick. , dragged to the cave to XXOO by himself, Gao Ming thought, maybe it can be done in exchange? !

Unexpectedly, Landa waved her hands in fright, and said: "Young and strong women are the treasures in every hole, and they are the only ones who choose others. We can't drag them away, and it's impossible."

Gao Ming shrugged, originally This is just to tease Landa, it is really impossible to knock the girl out and drag her away, and she is not a human trafficker!

Landa taught Gao Ming to recognize wild fruits, and the red barbed ones were sweet fruits. The sweet fruit tree is very recognizable, short and sturdy, with a red gum flowing from the trunk. Gao Ming feels sticky when he touches it, and he thinks it can be used as glue. Landa was not afraid of pricking his hands, so he picked one, gently snapped it with two fingers, and the red flesh could be seen, and quickly handed it to Gao Ming, expecting: "Brother Gao Ming, this is very sweet."

The size of the fruit is the size of an egg. Gao Ming first took a sip of the juice that was about to flow out. It was really sweet, but not the modern sugar-like sweetness, with a delicate fragrance. I thought the pulp would be soft, but unexpectedly it is very strong. It looks like a jelly inside, but the inside is like jam. You can't stop eating the delicious food. Gao Ming gave a thumbs up, swallowed the pulp in his mouth, and praised: "It's delicious! Pick more of this, and give Buja a taste."

Landa smiled, "Sweet fruit is very common, my brother doesn't like this, he I like black fruits." Landa walked a few steps, pointing to a book with round leaves, and black fruits the size of small leather balls hung on the branch, "That's it, I don't like the smell, it's very strange." Lan Da wrinkled his nose and was as agile as a monkey. He climbed up holding the book poles, picked the three biggest ones, and Gao Ming planned to follow them.

"Brother Gao Ming, this one is very hard. Stand far away, and be careful not to hurt you." After finishing speaking, Landa threw down the three fruits and walked down the tree trunk.

Gao Ming took a black fruit in his hand, knocked on it, and there was a thud, "This is also the shell to eat the meat inside?"

Landa nodded, took off her little leather skirt from her waist, and concentrated on putting Gao Ming just picked the fruit and wrapped it up, Gao Ming couldn't regain his senses, he didn't know where to look.

"Landa, you'd better wear it!" Gao Ming took off his autumn clothes and handed them over, "Use this."

Landa touched Gao Ming's autumn clothes, "It's so soft, your leather is not easy to catch, you should use mine "Landa doesn't need it, and Gao Ming doesn't force it. Although he is gay, he doesn't fall in love with a man. He didn't catch up just now. He was running naked in the forest in broad daylight. Gao Ming really couldn't accept it, but judging by Landa's appearance I am used to it.

The Randa Buga brothers have lived here for almost a month, and they haven't seen any large and powerful animals, but that doesn't mean there aren't any here. On weekdays, when picking wild fruits during the day, Bujia would not let Landa go far, and could only move within a safe range. The two of them found some wild fruits, which could be chewed even with their skins. Gao Ming didn't need to wrap them in Landa's little leather skirt, so he rushed to wrap them in autumn clothes and took them by himself.

The two returned to the cave, but Buga hadn't come back yet. Landa cleaned up the cave diligently. The cave was not big. The biggest thing was the stone platform, and there were not many things. After finishing cleaning, Landa sat on the stone and looked at the entrance of the cave. There was only a gap at the entrance of the cave for one person to come in, and the sunlight passed through, and Gao Ming could see Landa's worried eyes.

"Don't you need to wait for Buga yesterday?"

Landa shook her head, "My brother and I were going to take a shower yesterday, and when we walked into the woods we saw you lying there, so we had to carry you halfway up the mountain first. My brother went hunting, and I took care of you. Just call him if there is any danger."

Gao Ming understood and nodded, while Landa sat absent-mindedly.

"Landa, don't worry, didn't you say that Bujia is the top hunter in the cave?" Gao Ming rubbed Landa's long hair, which was clean because it was washed yesterday, "Well, I'll get this hair done for you. Short, it's the same as me, come back and see if your brother can still recognize you."

Landa's heart was a little childish, and she diverted her mind.

Gao Ming took out his key ring with a pair of small folding scissors attached to it. Landa's hair was long and messy, reaching to her chest. Gao Ming cut it and asked, "How did you and Bujia shorten your hair when it grew?

" My brother's bone knife is very powerful, it is a long-toothed beast he hunted when he was twenty years old, the long-toothed beast has the sharpest teeth, my brother used it to cut my hair..."

Gao Ming is very skillful, but he is not a professional after all The barber had no choice but to shorten it and cut Landa's body size. It was still uneven, but it was obviously much more energetic. He stroked Landa's beard, probably due to his young age, the beard was neither long nor thick, much better than Bujia's, and he shaved it off slowly with a small knife.

Without the cover of hair and beard, Landa was as handsome and handsome as Gao Ming imagined, but when he smiled, the two small canine teeth were exposed, which added a bit of childish cuteness. Gao Ming touched Landa's body, tied his hair up, and said with a smile, "You have hair all over your body, how far is it from the water source? Is it dangerous?"

"In the woods at the foot of the mountain, there are many animals that want to drink water , if my brother and I take a bath, we must wash it together and watch it together."

so far? Gao Ming frowned. He smelled sour all over his body. Yesterday he covered himself with a coat for a long time, and he sweated a lot after climbing the mountain at night.

"But there is a stream of water nearby. My brother and I usually drink the water there, but we can't take a bath." Landa bared her canine teeth.

"Okay! You'll be cute too!" Gao Ming laughed.

Landa looked at Gao Ming blankly, obviously not understanding. Landa led the way, and the two arrived within fifteen minutes. Gao Ming understood the small stream when he saw it. At first he thought that Landa was exaggerating, but he saw that the small stream was no more than two palms wide, and it was clear from the top of the mountain. But it is small.

Gao Ming was rinsing his mouth, twisted his wet vest and wiped his face, then wiped his body, twisted it again, and helped Landa wipe his body clean.

"Brother Gao Ming, what kind of animal skin is this? It's so soft!"

What kind of beast! "Cotton beast!" Standing up, the sun was already scorching hot, and it was estimated to be almost noon. The two of them carried a large stone bowl and filled it with water back to the cave.

Until the hottest time, Landa lingered at the entrance of the cave, holding Gao Ming's hand, and said, "Brother used to come back at this time, why hasn't he come back today..."

Gao Ming didn't know what to say, and his eyes were fixed on him. Looking down the mountain, "Bujia, it's Bujia who's back!"

Landa saw that it really was, and ran over quickly, Gao Ming followed behind. On the small road, Bujia was pale, and when he saw Landa fell to the ground in an instant, Landa was startled, and Gao Ming ran over quickly behind him, Landa was holding Bujia and crying, and something stuck on Bujia's shoulder After grabbing a handful, the flesh of the deep wound opened. Bujia didn't know what was pasted on it. It stinks, but there is no smell of blood. Gao Ming remembered the grass seeds they shook yesterday.

Gao Ming was in a mess and thought a lot. If Bujia was gone, he and Landa would not be able to survive here. Sooner or later, they would die... But seeing Landa's crying face, and the fact that Bujia fed him water last night blocked the Feng, the messy thoughts disappeared, and calmly said: "Landa and I helped Bujia up, and we went back to the cave first."

Bujia used grass seeds to cover the blood, but he was afraid that the smell of blood would attract animals, so it was still not safe here.

Landa raised his head, his dirty and tear-stained face was scratched by a bear. The people in the cave had suffered such injuries before, and none of them survived. Seeing Gao Ming's calm expression, Landa believed that his brother was not will die.

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