Prehistoric Chef

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Chapter 1 No, see, Xiao Ming!
Chapter 2 Xiao Ming will, set, fire!
Chapter 3 Xiao Ming's barbecue is good, good, and delicious!
Chapter 4 Xiao Ming speeds up, dies, la!
Chapter 5 Xiaoming's black fruit soup is good, good, drink!
Chapter 6 Xiao Ming is in danger and wants to move home!
Chapter 7 Xiao Ming is going to learn, climb, and tree on the road!
Chapter 8 Xiao Ming lights up new skills, poses, and gestures!
Chapter 9 Brother Xiao Ming looks really, really, really good-looking!
Chapter 10 Xiaoming's scarred Buga is really handsome!
Chapter 11 Xiao Ming, Your Thighs Are Really White!
Chapter 12 Xiao Ming and Baa Baa Go Around, Circle, Circle!
Chapter 13 Xiao Ming came home with his back to the mountains and the sea!
Chapter 14 Xiao Ming's compulsory course: Hit, hand, and gun!
Chapter 15 Xiao Minghai's Taste I, Know, Dao!
Chapter 16 Xiao Ming Turns out that Bujia is not very straight!
Chapter 17 Xiao Mingqiu, hey, here we go!
chapter 18 Xiao Ming used to have two men who fell in love with each other!
Chapter 19 Xiao Ming, Those People, That Mountain, Those Wolves!
Chapter 20 Xiaoming's first prehistoric kitchen knife asked, world!
21. Xiao Ming is full of, yes, salt!
22. Xiao Ming finds chili together through the mountains!
Chapter 24 Xiao Ming's Potato Stewed Bacon is Good!
Chapter 25 Xiao Ming Won't Abandon Your Family!
Chapter 26 Brother Xiao Ming's stinky thing pricked my foot!
Chapter 27 Xiao Ming, your bald head is so shiny!
Chapter 28 Xiao ming Bujia finally surrendered under my vest!
Chapter 29 Xiaoming's wife is so hungry and stressed!
Chapter 30 Xiaoming Bujia really praised his IQ!
Chapter 31 Xiaoming Buga cares about him more than he thinks!
Chapter 32 Xiao Ming snows so hard and so deep!
Chapter 33 Holy shit, Xiao Ming, I'll give you a monkey!
Chapter 34 Oh, Xiao Ming~ It turns out that the piebald looks like this!
Chapter 35 The cheat has been upgraded in days like Xiao Ming's!
Chapter 36 Xiaoming Bujia I Like You
Chapter 37 Xiao Ming, My Wife Misses My Butt! urgent! Wait online!
Chapter 38 Xiaoming picks up shrimps, crabs, octopuses, and men at the seaside!
Chapter 39 Xiaoming Landa Is This Cultivating A Daughter-in-Law For Himself! ?
Chapter 40 Xiao Ming Mushroom Shrimp Soup with Grilled Octopus!
Chapter 41 Xiaoming's wife is so secretly jealous!
Chapter 42 Xiao Ming is Injured, Bu Jia is so irritable!
Chapter 43 Xiao Ming's Adultery Caused by a Pot of King's Bone Soup!
Chapter 44 Xiao Ming can only touch people he likes!
Chapter 45 Xiao Ming's real severe cold is coming!
Chapter 46 Xiaoming, my Bujia is still so cool!
Chapter 47 Don't recall the scene of Xiao Ming pulling his papa to wipe his ass!
Chapter 48 Xiao Ming must create conditions, otherwise my wife is so pitiful!
Chapter 49 Why does Xiao Ming make a cot? !
Chapter 50 Xiaoming Landa is really a god-assisting little brother!
Chapter 51 Xiao Ming's baaaa hoof is delicious!
Chapter 52 Xiao Ming is about to freeze to death, it's too cold!
Chapter 53 Xiao Ming eats the roast leg of lamb in winter while it is hot!
Chapter 54 Xiaoming Bujia Promises Not to Get Hurt!
Chapter 55 Sado, did you drink too much blood soup, you're blushing so hard!
Chapter 56 Bujia, Why Does You're Eyes Change?
Chapter 57 Xiaoming is lucky that Bujia was beaten by me early!
Chapter 58 Xiao Ming Can't See It Now Sado And Landa What's Up With You Two!
Chapter 59 Xiao Ming is relieved to see that Bujia is so jealous!
Chapter 60 Xiao Ming must aspire to become a good hunter for Buja!
Chapter 61 Xiao Ming, boom, boom, boom, boom, good things are coming soon!
Chapter 62 Xiao Ming Men and Men Do the Same!
Chapter 63 Xiao Ming Everyone seems to have taken an aphrodisiac tonight!
Chapter 64 Xiaoming Spring is Here, Let's Steal an Egg! ! !
Chapter 65 Xiao Ming's Garlic Sprouts Are Magical Weapons!
Chapter 66 Xiao Ming Makes a Hole for Touching!
Chapter 67 Where did Xiao Ming go wrong!
Chapter 68 Xiao Ming Stop Going Around My Ass!
Chapter 69 Xiao Ming has a kind of lubrication!
Chapter 70 Xiao Ming blames himself for Landa's injury!
Chapter 71 Xiao Ming's Red Stone Land is in Crisis!
Chapter 72 Xiao Ming is a tough guy!
Chapter 73 Xiao Ming Stops Crying and Stands Up!
Chapter 74 Xiao Ming When can we do kiss things!
Chapter 75 Xiao Ming, this stone was born to be a stone mill!
Chapter 76 I can also eat the tooth fruit Damn it's so sour!
Chapter 77 Xiao Ming, something seems wrong with your taste!
Chapter 78 Xiao Ming's sweet distress!
Chapter 79 Why Xiaoming Landa Has Changed So Much!
Chapter 80 Xiaoming Bujia, you saved me just because I was strong!
Chapter 81 a prehistoric bedside table , no longer afraid of pp pain!
Chapter 82 Xiaoming Sauerkraut Noodles Are So Delicious !
Chapter 83 Why Xiao Ming Wants to Change Red Fruits!
Chapter 84 Xiao Ming, I can't stop the surge in my heart, what should I do! !
Chapter 85 Xiao Ming's chrysanthemum was suddenly disabled overnight!
Chapter 86 Xiao Ming, you die!
Chapter 87 Xiao Ming, my jj is green!
Chapter 88 Xiao Ming, this is my bride price for your brother!
Chapter 89 Little Brother Xiaoming walks so strangely today!
Chapter 90 Xiao Ming's Discovery of Zanthoxylum bungeanum!
Chapter 91 Xiaoming Bujia's back is jumping for joy!
Chapter 92 Xiaoming, Xiaoming, are you trying to die again! !
Chapter 93 Xiao Ming Sun Salt and Yellow Pole Subnet!
Chapter 94 Xiao Ming is a good helper in giving birth!
Chapter 95 Xiao Mingqi, get well soon!
Chapter 96 Xiao Ming is so nervous, what name should I choose!
Chapter 97 The price of Xiao Ming's growth is injury and love!
Chapter 98 Xiao Ming is preparing for winter in the blink of an eye!
Chapter 99 Xiaoming, I have been captured!
Chapter 100 Xiaoming Niu Boom, Someone Pained!
Chapter 101 Xiaoming Xiaoming Bujia looks so happy when he sees your eyes!
Chapter 102 Xiao Ming's Treasure Hunting Time!
Chapter 103 Xiao Ming will fart if he eats too many sweet potatoes!
Chapter 104 Xiaoming Dashi and Xiaohe have something wrong!
Chapter 105 The Development of Xiao Ming's Alchemy Technique!
Chapter 106 Even if Xiao Ming is crushed, he is still a tough guy!
Chapter 107 Xiaoming Bujia You Bastard! ! ! !
Chapter 108 Xiaoming's first prehistoric crystal brick comes out!
Chapter 109 Xiao Ming has a pair of eyes looking at me! !
Chapter 110 Xiao Ming, They Are All Men From Earth!
Chapter 111 Xiao Ming Confesses Leniency!
Chapter 112 Xiao Ming went from counterattack to enjoyment!
Chapter 113 Xiao Ming, let's move! Get rid of the flesh and meet the abs!
Chapter 114 Xiao Ming is in heat again!
Chapter 115 Xiao Ming is stunned, where is Xiao Bao going to sleep!
Chapter 116 Xiaoming Xiaoming has a love affair ahead!
Chapter 117 Master Xiaoming is hot on the bed and staring at me! !
Chapter 118 Xiao Ming moved to a new house and Rhubarb is jumping for joy! !
Chapter 119 Xiao Ming is committed to building the crystal cave!
Chapter 120 Xiao Ming's Shiny Crystal Cave Is Working Hard!
Chapter 121 The Xiaoming Crystal Cave has been built!
Chapter 122 Xiao Ming worked hard to chop wood to get to a bed !
Chapter 123 Xiao Ming's Knee Hurts When He Touches and Covers Himself!!
Chapter 124 Xiao Ming was terrified of eating this meal!
Chapter 125 Xiaoming Broken Heart, Wouldn't Little Treasure Go To Open It Up? !
Chapter 126 Xiao Ming looked at Zhengmao's face it was a little swollen? ! ! !
Chapter 127 Xiaoming's wedding preparations eve!
Chapter 128 Xiao Ming touches his chin hmm!
Chapter 129 Xiao Ming So You Are Dissatisfied With Desires! !
Chapter 130 Don't Be Afraid of Xiaoming's Three Views Remake! Xiaobao!
Chapter 131 Xiao Ming is Dangerous Ahead Be Attention Beware Buja is Coming!
Chapter 132 a special existence that Xiao Ming sometimes dislikes the eyes? !
Chapter 133 Xiao Ming and the whole tribe wish everyone New Year greetings!
Chapter 134 Xiao Ming is booming in June!
Chapter 135 Xiao Ming Can't Eat a Fatty in One Bite Take Your Time!
Chapter 136 Xiaoming's prehistoric loom is born!
Chapter 137 Xiao Ming Waves His Hands and Makes His Underpants Big!
Chapter 138 Xiao Ming Makes You Limp As Mud! ! !
Chapter 139 Xiao Ming aspires to become the man who saves the chrysanthemum! !
Chapter 140 Brother Xiaoming Zhengmao Captured Three Women!!
Chapter 141 Xiao Ming Ah Qi is willing to come out after entering? !
Chapter 142 Xiao Le is going to have a fever when it will rain tomorrow! !
Chapter 143 Xiaoming, Xiaobao, you want to beat someone up again!
Chapter 144 Xiao Ming saves people and becomes a fish lover!
Chapter 145 Xiaoming's majestic rhubarb and night attack!
Chapter 146 Xiao Ming's Night Attack and the Arrival of Ah Gun!
Chapter 147 Xiaoming Zhengmao, Didn't You Really Come Through It! ?
Chapter 148 Xiao Ming Fuck Zhengmao is a Beautiful Man! ! !
Chapter 149 Zhengmao, you are so childish and show off your beauty!
Chapter 150 How Xiao Ming's Little Flame Erupted in His Heart! !
Chapter 151 Xiaoming and Xiaobao won't come back tonight! !
Chapter 152 There must be something wrong with Xiaobao being so obedient! ! !
Chapter 153 Xiao Ming's Occupation of Mountains as King Movement Begins! !
Chapter 154 Xiao Ming can no longer express his feelings about not showing up!
Chapter 155 Xiao Ming's snow season arrives early! !
Chapter 156 Xiao Ming's husband's surname is also pretty good! ! Gaobujia what!
Chapter 157 Xiaoming Rhubarb's Friend! !
Chapter 158 Xiao Ming's Transformation from Chef to Teacher! !
Chapter 159 The Xiaoming Tribe Needs Reform!
Chapter 160 Xiaoming sends charcoal in the snow to strengthen the tribe!
Chapter 161 Xiaoming Zhengmao's Return!
chapter 162 The Spring of Xiao Ming's Tribe Has Arrived!
Chapter 163 Shock of Xiao Ming's law!
Chapter 164 Xiaoming Yuanzhen is dead and a freak!
Chapter 165 Xiaoming Tata is about to give birth!
Chapter 166 Xiao Ming Got a Son!
Chapter 167 Xiao Ming's House Has High Pudding!
Chapter 168 Preparations for Xiao Ming's Wedding Banquet!
Chapter 169 Xiaobao will get married after three snow seasons!
Chapter 170 Xiaoming beep beep beep text player~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la! ! !
Chapter 171 Fanwaiyi Thor Pudding From Doomsday to Primordial! !
chapter 173 Extra Three Growth and Discovery!
Chapter 174 Fanwai four hearts are beating and passion is burning! !
Chapter 175 Fanwai 5 is officially over!
Chapter 176 Ten Years (Part 2)
Chapter 177 Yancheng
Chapter 178 God's Punishment
Chapter 179
Chapter 180 New Clothes
Chapter 181 Snow Salt
Chapter 182 Surprise
Chapter 183 Teaching the Son
Chapter 184 Manipulation
Chapter 185 The Dungeon
Chapter 186 Conditions
Chapter 187 Placement
Chapter 188 Pocket Money
Chapter 189 Settlement
Chapter 190 Kalamanda
Chapter 191 Graduation
Chapter 192 Kingdom King
Chapter 193 Extra Story 1
Chapter 194 Extra Story Two
Chapter 195 Extra Story Three

23. Xiao Ming Don't Say Such Things in Front of Landa!

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Xiao Ming was lying on the stone slab, his body was covered with several layers of leather, not to mention his back would ooze with sweat in the middle of the night. Turning his face over sideways, and whispered: "Bujia, does your back hurt?" When it was the hottest time here,  The slate of stone would be icy cold when he fell asleep, but at that time he was in no condition to pay attention to these things, so he thought about making do with it. , but now it's just autumn and it's so cold in the middle of the night. If it's placed in heavy snow, won't it be frozen?


There is a row of ventilation holes on the iron door at the entrance of the cave, which is much better at blocking the wind than the big stones blocking the door before, but the cave is used to humidity, and they fell asleep on the stones, and their backs hurt after sleeping Yes, hard and cold.

Bujia turned sideways, looked at Xiao Ming with gentle eyes, and whispered, "Your back hurts?"

Xiao Ming nodded, and Landa was already asleep. In the dark, he groped beside Bujia , and said, "The stone is cold and Hard, I don't know how you and Landa survived the snow in winter." After saying that, he already felt sorry for the two brothers.

Bujia accurately touched Xiao Ming's arm, "Come here." He put his arms around Xiao Ming and pulled him against his chest, "It's warm here."

Suddenly, his whole body seemed to be on fire. Knowing that Bujia could see his face, he quickly changed his posture, and it was much warmer!

"Bujia, good night!" Xiao Ming narrowed his eyes, with a smile and satisfaction hidden inside.

Bujia wrapped Xiao Ming tightly with the leather, and hummed softly.

The next day, Xiao Ming woke up due to his  bodies biological alarm clock, and the cave was still pitch black, except for a few rays of sunlight coming in through the vent hole, it was dim.  Being naked, he turned over to Bujia who was sleeping on the outside, wearing his sneakers, touched the opening of the cave with the faint light skimming through, opened the iron gate, and the sun shone through the iron fence to fill the entire stone platform.

Landa rubbed his eyes, sat up immediately, and obediently dressed and made the bed. Bujia also got up and wore a small leather skirt.

After a month, Xiao Ming was still not used to showing his bare buttocks, especially under the sight of Bujia, he smiled embarrassedly, "Good morning!" He hurried to the bed to find a leather skirt to put on.

Bujia stared at Xiao Ming's crotch without blinking. Xiao Ming was a little embarrassed to be stared at, and murmured, "What are you looking at!"

"That!" Bu Jia pointed toward Xiao Ming's crotch, and then pointed to his own pillar , "Help each other?"

Help a big-headed ghost! tsk tsk, didn't  he see Landa staring at them! With a straight face, Xiao Ming said seriously: "I don't know what you're talking about, hurry up and help with the work!"

Bujia frowned slightly, puzzled and said: "Last time—"

"Bujia." Xiao Ming The tone was a bit harsh, "Landa is hungry and wants to eat, let's talk about it next time." Turning around quickly to get busy with breakfast.

Bujia didn't know why Xiao Ming was being so hesitant. In Bujia's eyes, there was no need to shy away from such things.

The kindling that had been buried in the stone stove overnight, was gently pushed away, Xiao Ming grabbed the dry grass, and blew on the kindling, and the small flame immediately fired up.

"Landa, take the pot of water, be careful." Xiao Ming handed the iron pot to Landa, and said with a smile, "Come back and eat mushroom and wild vegetable soup with barbecue, lets eat!

" The happiest thing is being able to eat and not run out of food.

After Xiao Ming sent Landa away, he turned around and said solemnly: "Bujia, I can't let Landa see what I did with you, and don't say that kind of thing in front of Landa in the future."

Bujia twisted around, thought for a while, and said: "Then it's fine where Landa can't see ?!"

Xiao Ming didn't know if he should laugh or cry, and said helplessly: "I really don't know if you're smart or being oblivious." Holding Bujia's hand, Xiao Ming Seriously said: "Did men and women in your cave not have to avoid going out to have children?"

Bujia nodded, wondering about the question being asked. There are 20 people living in their cave. Do we have to drive them out when doing this kind of thing?

Xiao Ming rubbed his forehead, he knew it was like this. At the moment, he said gently: "Then, if you want do something in order to be close to me, will you let others see willingly? What if others also want to do it with me?"

The cave was quiet for a while, Xiao Ming saw that Bujia was frowning and his face was wrinkled, thinking that his good days were coming soon, this guy was not far away from the guessing what he meant. Immediately patted Bujia on the shoulder, "Think about it carefully, and then talk about it when you understand it."

"Xiao

Ming—" "Brother, Brother Xiao Ming, I caught a big fish!" Landa's voice could be heard outside the cave.

When Xiao Ming walked to the entrance of the cave, he saw Landa holding a water bottle in one hand and holding a fish in the other hand. He said cheerfully, " Lets eat grilled fish in the morning!"

"No wonder you went out to fetch water for so long!" Xiao Ming took the fish. It looked like it was at least four or five catties, and it had already been cleaned. No matter what when they go out, they always carry knives with them. Landa made sure it was clean. Xiao Ming boasted: "It's amazing, eating grilled fish in the morning!"

Pouring water into the small iron pot, boiling and cleaning the dried mushrooms and wild vegetables and pouring , stirring slowly, and covering the pot. Xao Ming grabbed some the salt for the fish on the cutting board. He chopped the red pepper he picked yesterday with a kitchen knife. He was afraid that the two brothers would not be used to it, so he only chopped a small amount. He will give it a try today. The chili powder touched the surface of the fish, Xiao Ming looked at the chili in a rattan frame, and thought it would be good to dry it quickly when the weather was good, otherwise it would be a waste. After the vegetable soup is boiled, and salt is sprinkled, Xiao Ming put the pot aside, and the iron net is placed on the stone stove. The fire gradually dies down, and the fish is roasted on the thin iron net. The fish here is tender, and it will be done after cooking for a while, and it is very fragrant, not to mention the pepper is added to it. Landa ladles soup for the three of them. Three small stone bowls are just enough, and it is better to use stone bowls for hot soup. Xiao Ming poured the grilled fish into a large stone bowl, and Landa carried the fish to the stone table. Xiao Ming removed the iron net, set up a stone basin, poured water into it, and added a piece of firewood to the fire.  And just wash the dishes with hot water after eating. The three of them came to the table, and the entrance of the cave was facing the stone table and stone bed. In the past, big stones being used were used blocked the light. Today is the first time that the gate is bathed in sunlight enough to eat. Landa sniffed with his nose, like a puppy, and said: "Today's fish smells so good!" "It's really like a puppy." Xiao Ming cut the fish into several pieces with a knife. It is also convenient to eat with a spoon. "Today's fish uses chili, eat and see how it tastes!"

Landa scooped out a spoonful of fish, put it in his mouth, chewed a couple of mouthfuls of fish, his facial features were indescribably strange, his whole face wrinkled together.


"Not delicious?" Xiao Ming picked up a piece with his chopsticks, um, it was delicious. After so long, I finally have a salty and spicy taste. The spicy taste filled the mouth, "Delicious!"

Bujia also ate a spoonful, not as exaggerated as Landa's expression, slightly pursed his lips, raised his brows slightly, ate it quickly .

Landa drank two mouthfuls of the soup, his face was slightly flushed, his mouth was foward, showing two small canine teeth, and said: "After eating, the whole body is hot, so comfortable and delicious."

Xao Ming hadn't used much chili, because the peppers here are wild, and the whole thing is extremely spicy. In addition, the two brothers used to eat a relatively simple food, either salty or sweet, and the refreshing and new flavors haven't been tried before. However, chili is very spicy being tried for the first time, but I still want to eat it after eating it. Now the two brothers are like this. After getting used to it, they saw the fish and the soup, calling it spicy and digging for more fish. Xiao Ming burped, and Landa helped pick up the tableware, wash the dishes and wash the pot. The bacon hanging on the wall had already been marinated. Xiao Ming took a strip off, cut a piece with a knife, and poked it with his fingers until it was hard. "Landa, lend me your fruit knife." Xiao Ming took Landa's sharp fruit knife, pierced the meat and put it on the fire for a while. After it was cooked, Xiao Ming tore off a small piece and handed it to Landa. Landa, "Taste it." Landa put it in his mouth and chewed, "This meat needs to be chewed a lot, it's salty and delicious." "Try it too." He added a small piece to the cloth, and he can throw the rest into his mouth by himself. The bacon is hard and dry, and the taste is strong after being roasted, but it is a bit salty. It seems that it should be eaten with potatoes and soup during the snow season. It would be great if we could grow some corn and wheat as staple food. "The first batch of bacon is ready. It needs to be stored on a shelf. The whole cave should be well ventilated. The second batch should be hung up quickly. The shelf should be placed on the other side. It is best to use wood one by one, three layers.  it's very convenient and fast to use an iron frame, but after knocking down the iron gate, there are only eight pieces of ore and some iron left..." Gao Ming thought, it's better to keep some ore, just in case.

"Then what are we going to do?" Landa asked in a daze, confused.


"Bujia, you hunt today, and Landa and I chop wood together in the morning, dry peppers at noon, and in the afternoon, you will know what you will do in the afternoon when you come back at noon." The work here can't be planned at all. Plan what to do every night, and the next day When you wake up in the morning, you will find that there are other tasks that need to be done. "How about you Bujia?"

"You two can't go too far away from me," Bujia added.

When the bull was found yesterday, Bujia considered the safety of the two, and the three were close enough to be safe.

XIao Ming said no problem, there will always be wood where Bujia hunts. The three of them agreed that Landa was carrying the rattan frame, Xiao Ming was carrying the cloth bag, and Bujia was carrying the kitchen knife out of the cave.

There is also a bolt on the outside of the iron door, but it is not as big and thick as the bolt on the inside, and the design on the outside is more complicated. If people here accidentally find it, they will not be able to open it or get in.

The three of them entered the deep mountain, Bujia began to track the prey, and Xiao Ming looked for a small tree not far away to chop wood. After Xiao Ming melted an iron hammer, he took a hatchet and found a small tree that was thinner. It was easy to find a small trees deep in the mountains and old forest. After locking on to the target, Xiao Ming made two peeps, and went down with the hatchet.

Didn't fall!

One two three one two three, finally down.

Landa came over with the water bottle, and thoughtfully said: "Brother Xiao Ming, drink some water, and tell me what to do."

Xiao Ming handed the hatchet to Landa, gestured, and said, "You cut two sections first, and I'll make a saw. With a sigh, he said, there is always work.

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