(Opening Scene: Townsville background, preparing for the 6th annual Happiness Carnival.)
Narrator: The city of Townsville, the happiest town on earth. (cut to all of the towns people going to the carnival) But today is the happiest day of all, as young and old alike gather from far and wide, to celebrate their civic joy at the 6th annual Happiness Carnival. Jugglers, clowns, fire eaters, it's so totally awesome. Look, ma, a rollercoaster! (shudders, then clears throat) You couldn't find more excitement anywhere else, except perhaps in the home of three of Townsville's most excitable and happy young citizens, the Powerpuff Girls.
(Scene cuts to inside the Powerpuff Girls' house.)
Bubbles: Hooray!
Blossom: We're going to...
Buttercup: The carnival!
(The girls are excited as they zoom to different places in the house. (Y/N) sits on the couch looking bored.)
Professor Utonium: Better hurry up, girls, or we'll be late.
Blossom: (Taking a pie out of the oven) I'm baking a pie.
Buttercup: (Brushing the Talking Dog) We're entering the dog show!
Bubbles: (Wearing a hat with fruit) And I'm entering the 6th annual happiest citizen contest!
(Y/N): Why do I have a bad feeling about this...?
(Cut to Professor Utonium in the white sports car.)
Professor Utonium: Let's go, girls!
Bubbles: Coming, Professor!
Professor Utonium: I'm looking forward to this just as much as you are.
Powerpuff Girls: Yay!
(The Professor drives the girls and (Y/N) to the carnival.)
Powerpuff Girls: (Singing) La, la, la, la, la, la, we're going to the carnival! La, la, la, la, la, la, we're going to the carnival!
Narrator: Ah, the sound of children laughing, how sweet it is. But all is not sweetness and like, Powerpuff Girls. If you listen closely (sounds of crying and wailing sounds can be heard) you can hear the sounds of crying from above a castle on an island, an island surrounded, by a sea of tears.
Lou Gubrious: (Tearfully) Listen to them, the citizens of Townsville, they all sound so, so happy...and I am so...(Sobbing Wildly) miserable!
(Lou Gubrious continues crying and wailing, then blows his nose...and comes up with a plan.)
Lou Gubrious: But I, Lou Gubrious, shall have...my revenge! I've invented a machine called the Miseray. Which'll take every ounce of sadness in my pink little body and turn it into pure negative energy, that'd unleash upon those stupid happy people in Townsville, making them all miserable. (He starts sobbing wildly again) but making me so happy!
(Lou Gubrious cries again, but activates the Miseray.)
(Lou Gubrious lets out his wacky evil laughter.)
(The scene goes over to a police officer giving out ticket forms.)
Narrator: Uh oh, Townsville, watch out, Lou Gubrious has made good on his threat, and unleashed his awful ray.
(The police officer's mouth wobbles up and down, and he begins crying and wailing uncontrollably.)
(Cut to a banker and a bank robber.)
Narrator: It looks bad, folks, not even the law is outside his evil grasp!
Bank Robber: (crying uncontrollably) Buddy!
Banker: (crying uncontrollably) Pal!
(The banker and the bank robber break down crying and wailing.)
Narrator: Just look at all these happy young suspecting people be plunged into sadness and what's worse is...it's headed for the carnival!
(Cut to the carnival.)
Barker: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and see the 8th wonder of the world, it's stupendous, it's colossal, it's... (BOING) (Sobbing wildly) It's not true. Go away! The show's a total fake! (He starts crying uncontrollably again)
Ventriloquist: "Well, well, well, Frisbee, you're looking perky today, how's about a little song?" (BOING)
(The ventriloquist breaks out crying and wailing, then takes one swig of ice cold water, which causes tear drops to flood out of Frisbee's eyes and he begins crying and wailing as well too.)
(Cut to the happy competition.)
Narrator: (sobbing in despair) Oh no, not the happy competition!
(The narrator breaks down crying and wailing.)
Mayor of Townsville: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Townsville's 6th annual happiest citizen contest. (He takes out an envelope) And now, ladies and gentlemen, the happiest citizen of Townsville is...Bubbles!
(Bubbles's frowning face transforms into a smiling face.)
Mayor of Townsville: Here you go, my dear.
(The Mayor of Townsville gives Bubbles the trophy.)
Bubbles: Thank you so very, very much, this is the happiest moment of my life.
(The Miseray effects the entire audience, and the audience breaks down crying and wailing.)
Blossom: (crying and wailing) What's going on, Professor?
Professor Utonium: (crying and wailing) We're suffering from the effects from the Miseray, it's a ray that can take one person's sadness and spread it to thousands of people at a time.
Talking White Dog: (crying and wailing) How does he know all this stuff?
Buttercup: (crying and wailing) He's the professor, he knows everything!
(Y/N): (crying and wailing) Oh god my face hurts from crying!
Blossom: (crying and wailing) I don't like it, who could be such a nasty mean old creep that he'd wanna turn Townsville into a bunch of cry babies?
(All of the citizens cry and wail uncontrollably in a row.)
Lou Gubrious/Hal Larious: (In a clown suit, smiling) Me, Lou Gubrious, or as I'm now known these days...Hal Larious! (He breaks out laughing uncontrollably)
Hal Larious/Lou Gubrious: Congratulate me, Sorrowpuff Girl, I've lost this contest to you for six years running. But now, thanks to the wonders of technology...(he takes the trophy out of Bubbles's grasp) I'm Townsville's happiest citizen!
(Hal Larious breaks out laughing uncontrollably again.)
(Close up of Bubbles without the trophy.)
(Bubbles breaks out crying and wailing as well too.)
Blossom: (crying and wailing) What'll we do now, Professor?
Professor Utonium: (crying and wailing) "Girls, the only known cure for the effects of the Miseray...is something more contagious than sadness, and that's a sense of (he sobs wildly) humor!"
Buttercup: (crying and wailing) You mean...
Bubbles: (crying and wailing) Being funny?
Professor Utonium: (crying and weeping) Yes, make just one person here laugh, just one mind you, and the entire town will...... FOLLOW!! (He breaks down crying and wailing again.)
Blossom: (crying and wailing) But, Professor...
Buttercup: (crying and wailing) How can we make anyone laugh?!!
Blossom: (crying and wailing) When we're so...
Buttercup: (crying and wailing) Unhappy?!!
(Buttercup breaks out crying and wailing again.)
Professor Utonium: (crying and wailing) Crying is easy, girls, comedy is hard. (sniffs depressingly) Now go up there and knock 'em out.
(Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup fly over crying and wailing to the podium.)
Blossom: (crying and wailing) Is this thing on? (crying and clearing her throat) Good evening, ladies and germs...
Buttercup: (crying and wailing) We just flew in from Las Vegas...
Bubbles: (crying and wailing) Because we can! (Bubbles breaks down crying and wailing again.)
(The audience continues crying and wailing as well too.)
Bubbles: (crying and wailing) Rough crowd!
Professor Utonium: (crying and wailing) Step on it, because according to my calculations, the entire town will be flooded with tears in ten minutes!
(Cut to a giant monster crying and wailing with flooding tear drops.)
Professor Utonium: (crying and wailing) Make that five minutes!
(The crying and wailing towns people run off screaming in fear.)
Hal Larious/Lou Gubrious: Ah, the lovely sound of other people crying. It's so refreshing. You know, Townsville is such a silly name. From now on, I think I'll call it...... the city of Frownsville!
(Hal Larious breaks out laughing uncontrollably again.)
Buttercup: (crying and wailing) Where's Bubbles? (she starts crying and wailing again)
(Cut to Bubbles hovering over a very high building with a pigeon crying and wailing uncontrollably.)
Bubbles: (crying and wailing) Listen, Mr. Pigeon. What's yellow and has lots of appeal?
(The pigeon continues crying and wailing uncontrollably.)
Bubbles: (crying and wailing) A banana!
(Bubbles takes the banana off her beautiful cap...and peels it a bit.)
Bubbles: See? (she giggles a bit) A peel...get it?
(Bubbles breaks out laughing through her tear drops.)
(The pigeon is still crying and wailing uncontrollably.)
Bubbles: (crying and wailing) I give up!
(Bubbles breaks out crying and wailing again and throws the banana peel down on the ground.)
Hal Larious/Lou Gubrious: It was nice knowing you, Frownsville, I think I'll go home and polish my trophy now. Goodbye!
(Hal Larious or Lou Gubrious walks around, then steps on the banana peel, and slips on it. Then he falls flat on his face, two of his teeth fall out, one of his eyes is hurt, and his glasses are broken.)
Lou Gubrious: Owwwwww!
(The citizens stop running and crying and start laughing.)
Lou Gubrious: Stop that!
(The monster stops crying and starts laughing.)
Lou Gubrious: Stop it, I say!
(Y/N): (Laughing) Dude you pulled a classic!
(The townspeople continue laughing.)
Lou Gubrious: I'm the happiest citizen in Townsville! (screaming and crying)
(Cuts to the professor and the girls laughing.)
Professor: You did it, girls, you made other people laugh when you were feeling sad yourselves.
Buttercup: Thanks, Professor.
Blossom: It made us feel good again too.
Bubbles: And I got my trophy back, now I really am the happiest citizen in Townsville.
Girls: Hooray!
(Cuts to everyone in Townsville happily going about their business again as it goes to the carnival.)
Narrator: Yes, Townsville is back to it's happy-go-lucky old self once more. (sniffles) I'm so happy I'm crying tears of joy. But what happened to our old friend Lou Gubrious? Well, let's just say Lou retired from the bad guy business. The mayor found him a comfortable job at the carnival, where he could spend the rest of his days spreading happiness and joy to children everywhere.
Lou Gubrious: (crying) It only hurts when I laugh. (crying loudly)
Narrator: And so once again the happy day was happily saved by the very happy Powerpuff Girls, and the banana!