Santana was the first one to sit on the chair, and she saw Michelle headed her way with her heels and, so she reached her hand out to help her. The younger girl smiled and accepted the help.
"Thank you so much, babes."
"Honey, I got you."
Michelle sat on the seat beside her, wiggled on her seat to get comfortable, before looking at the camera and flashing it an adorable smile.
"Let's get this started shall we?"
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"Hi! My name is Santana Lopez."
"And I am Michelle Press."
"And we are going to be doing a wired autocomplete interview."
Michelle was handed the board where she would be ripping off a piece of paper to reveal the question. "Okay, here we go." She ripped it off cleanly making her smirk at her best friend.
"See that? Fucking clean."
Santana playfully rolled her eyes and nudged Michelle. "Just answer the damn question."
What does Michelle Press eat in a day?
Michelle looked up from the board and smile. "I actually have a meal plan, since I am recovering from an eating disorder, I have to eat five times a day cause I have a fast metabolism. But there are a lot of salads, some protein in there so some chicken, and fruit."
"And rice."
"Yes, don't forget the rice."
"I bring her the food since she forgets."
She looked at the Latina beside her and nodded. "Yup, she, Britt, and Chris sometimes have to bring me some food. Anyway, next."
What Michelle Press doing right now?
"Uh..." She glanced at Santana and grinned. "Stuck doing this interview with this gal."
Santana scoffed and tried to pinch her, but Michelle immediately scooted away. "You think you're so funny huh?"
Michelle nodded her head proudly. "I actually think I do, thank you very much."
What is Michelle Press tattoos?
Michelle rolled her sleeves up, to expose some of the tattoos she has on her arms. "Okay, we will start here. I have this rose freedom tattoo my Abuelo designed back when I was in high school, it's a matching tattoo I had with my Lola."
She moved over to the other hand.
"Then this is an Olympic tattoo I had when I was in France, black widow tattoo I had with the cast, this collar bone tattoo of a design my Yeye designed, a matching shooting star with Tana, and... yeah. That's it really."
Santana ran her hand through the freedom tattoo. "You plan on getting more?"
"Yeah, I have a lot planned more. One for my Lola, and a matching tattoo with Iz."
"How about Chris?"
"Still gonna have to convince her to do it with me or it would not be a matching tattoo."
Tana nodded her head. "Fair enough."
What is Michelle Press first job?
Michelle put the board down a little and looked at the camera. "My first job was when I was 4, in Broadway, and it was Sound of Music."
"And this bitch kept it from us."
"Are you really surprised at this point?"
Michelle looked at Santana with a deadpan expression and watched as her best friend lookup in thought before nodding. "I'm not actually."
"Mhm."
What is Michelle Press language?
Santana covered her mouth, laughing at Michelle's confused expression she had on her face. "Bitch, I didn't know you have your own language."
Michelle chuckled and shook her head. "I didn't know I had one as well."
"Bet it sound bougie and complicated."
"I think they are asking what languages I speak? Uh, my first languages are English, Filipino, and Spanish, but I learned Ilocano, which is another language in the Philippines, Mandarin, French, Korean, Japanese, and Dutch later on."
Santana looked at her best friend wide-eyed, not really realizing how many languages the younger girl knows. "Damn."
"Ryan and Cecilia are business people who like showing off so I had tutors."
What is Michelle Press ethnicity?
"I am Filipino-Puerto Rican American. I don't know the other 1/4th of me because my biological grandfather dipped when he found out my grandmother was pregnant but I'm sticking with that. We aren't even sure if Martins was his last name."
Michelle nodded her head and smiled at Santana, who was just looking at her. "I feel like he's European or something."
"Yeah, let's not think about that right now. I don't want to overcomplicate my ethnicity more than it already is."
Michelle gently placed the board down, while they handed Santana's board to her. "My turn bitches." She aggressively pulled the paper covering the question, almost ripping the whole board. "Fucking hell."
"Oh my god, Santana!"
Santana gave her a cheeky smile before turning to the board, trying to read the question.
What is Santana Lopez doing now?
"Oh you know I'm sTuCk DoInG aN iNtErViEw WiTh ThIs GaL."
Michelle grabbed the board from Santana's hand and smacked her with it, making Santana playfully groan and snatch it back.
"The abuse you do to me, I swear to god."
What is Santana Lopez relation to Michelle Press?
Santana looked up from the board and smirked. "Ex-lover turned best friend slash sister."
"You were my best friend first before we dated each other."
"Mhm, keep telling yourself that. You had a crush on me since 7th grade."
Michelle snorted and shook her head. "Bitch please, you were the one smitten. I didn't even know you were flirting with me for the longest time. Don't go and try turning this on me now."
"Shut up."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
What is Santana Lopez full name?
Michelle smirked and looked at the camera. "Santana Diabla Lopez-Pierce, but you could call her Auntie Snixx. It actually really suits her."
"I take pride in my name."
"You take pride in everything."
Santana slowly turned her head to face Michelle, who had a smirk on her face. "Is than an insult or a compliment because I can't tell. Cause I don't know if you are talking about my ego or my gayness."
Michelle shrugged, keeping that smirk on her face. "Open to your interpretation, really."
"You're extra-shady today, aren't you."
"Shaddy is my middle name."
"Really? I thought it was Loraine."
"It's Michelle Shady-Loraine Press now."
What is Santana Lopez?
Michelle burst out laughing while Santana looked at the camera confused. "The fuck is this question supposed to mean? I'm a human."
"Barely."
"Yeah, I am barely a human."
Santana threw the board behind her, making Michelle stand up and grab it. She placed it neatly beside her board and glared at Santana.
"This is why you are barely a human."
Then they handed Mitch her second board.
"Round dos."
Does Michelle Press have siblings?
Michelle nodded and grinned. "I do actually. I have a younger sister named Olivia and she is the sweetest."
"They have a huge age gap."
"Huge, Isabella is 2 years older than her."
Does Michelle Press have a stunt double?
Santana decided to answer the question. "No, because she is wild and has no care for her life."
Michelle laughed and shook her head. "I had a stunt double when we were filming Black Widow."
"Only because it's part of your contract. If something happens to you, they don't want to be sued. Plus, you still did the stunts, your stunt double just watched you do it."
"I'm a very hands-on person okay?"
Does Michelle Press eat meat?
"Yes, I can't be vegan, I'm sorry."
"Yeah, you and Ashlyn used to have steak dates."
Michelle nodded and chuckled. "A lot of people are going to have a lot of things to say about that."
Does Michelle Press still race?
Mitch looked at Santana and shook her head. "I do not because of my schedule, but if anyone out there wants to race me, then I'm down."
"You and your competitive ass you kick their butts."
Does Michelle Press have children?
Raising her head to look at the camera, Michelle had a proud smile on her face just at the thought of her daughters. "I do, Isabella, Aquila, Diana, and we have another daughter on the way."
"They're trying to build the Press Hive."
"Yes, and Christen is the Queen Bee."
She placed the board down gently, while Santana just furrowed her eyebrows at her best friend. It was not time for Santana's second board.
"Try not to rip it this time."
"No promises."
Does Santana Lopes dance?
Santana looked at Michelle and nudged her. "Mind answering the question for me choreographer?"
"She's a great dancer."
"Britt is better."
"That's not the question though. The question is if you dance, and you do. You just don't do it during your concert."
Santana nodded and faced back the board. "I'm too lazy to add choreo."
Does Santana Lopez wear glasses?
"Does sunglasses count?"
Santana faced Michelle, who shrugged. "It's a form of glasses so I guess so."
"Then yes, I wear glasses."
Does Santana Lopez speak Spanish?
Santana smiled at the camera "Si."
Does Santana Lopez cook?
Michelle immediately shook her head before Santana could say anything. "No, nope, nada. She and Britt can't cook for shit."
"This is actually why we kept her around."
"I would rather cook for you guys instead of Britt accidentally mistaking the salt for powder detergent again."
"Yeah, that was wild."
Does Santana Lopez have a heart?
If Michelle laughed at the other question, she was cackling at this. She was basically on the floor, clutching her stomach. "I love this interview so much."
Santana glared at her but smiled.
"I am breathing, aren't I? So yes, I have a heart."
Michelle looked at Santana and grinned. "Okay, Doctor Lopez."
"I would have been an amazing doctor."
"No, please."
Before Santana could throw the board again, Mitch gently grabbed it from her and placed it on the pile of boards that they already used. They handed Mitch her last board. "Okay, saving the best for last."
How did Michelle Press meet her wife?
Michelle's grin came back, and a sparkle in her eye appeared. Santana saw this expression and acted hurt. "You never had that look when you were talking about me."
"You're not my wife. But uh... Christen and I met when Isabella and I went to Chicago for the Tournament of Nations."
"And they had been disgustingly cute since then."
How did Michelle Press get into directing?
"I just really love getting to create my own world and bringing it to life. Ever since I was doing Broadway shows, I watched our directors put together these amazing shows and I knew since then that, that is what I wanted to do."
"And she's doing an amazing job at it."
"Aweee, thank you, Babes."
She blew a kiss at her best friend then smiled at the camera before turning her attention back to the board.
How did Michelle Press change her last name?
Santana and she shared a confused glance. "I got married."
How did Michelle Press meet so many of her hot exes?
It was Santana's turn to cackle as she looked at the last question. "Okay, now I like it."
"I met them during work. That's all I have to say for that question."
She gently placed the board down and smiled at Santana as she got her last board.
How did Santana Lopez get involved in SIX?
"Michelle wrote this back when we were in high school, and it was for a history project."
Michelle nodded and swayed on her seat. "They were part of my muses, wrote it for them and the queens."
How did Santana Lopez get into acting?
"Michelle dragged me into it."
"You're acting like you never intended on going into acting."
"It's hard to say no to you."
They both turned to the camera and grinned. "We didn't really learn anything new from each other, because if you were friends for 27 years, you tend to know everything about each other."
Michelle nodded. "But we hope you guys have the answers you were looking for."
"That's a wrap."
They both stood up with a laugh, and the both of them stepped out of the view of the camera and talked with the crew, before leaving for rehearsals.