What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

192. Twoset Barista III

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By rin_rin40

Eddy sighed and picked up the cup. It was very light. Eddy widened his eyes.

"Please Eddy, take it with you. Thanks."

Brett rushed back behind the counter to serve the waiting customers.

Eddy had no idea why Brett would give him an empty cup. He was quite annoyed by the whole situation, he was tempted to just leave the cup behind on the table and go. But he saw the desperate look on Brett's face. Eddy didn't like the idea of leaving rubbish on the table either. He also didn't like the idea of disposing of the cup in front of Brett – he thought that would be hurtful, to see Eddy throw the cup in the bin right in front of his eyes. So he grabbed the cup by the top and left, thinking he'd just throw it away once he was outside the coffee shop.


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Saying that Eddy was annoyed with himself was an understatement. For starters, Eddy regretted not saying something straight away. He disliked conflict and had chosen the path to ride things out and by the time the problem starting to bother him he was too shy to mention anything as he didn't want Brett to think he was making a complaint. He was also actually jealous of Shaun whose face, name and order were remembered by Brett even after 6 months. Eddy blamed himself for not being able to leave a decent impression on the cute barista.

Saying that Eddy was confused about the whole situation was also an understatement. Eddy had initially thought Brett was being a bit of a cheeky smart*ss by purposely messing up Eddy's order or the spelling of his name as a little prank in order to get Eddy's attention. And at first, Eddy did think it was funny and cute. What Eddy didn't expect was that he had developed a bit of a crush on the cute barista and to find it quite hurtful when the barista kept doing it.

A bit of a crush?

Okay, so perhaps by now it was a rather enormous one.

And to top it all off, what's with the empty coffee cup!?

With his hand holding the top of the cup, Eddy quickly stood up and left the coffee shop as he felt Brett's eyes on him. He briskly walked along the street till he knew Brett could no longer see him from inside the coffee shop. He then lifted his hand to look at the coffee cup Brett had given to him. Eddy was so worked up, he had scrunched up the top part of the paper cup along with its plastic lid. He loosened the grip of his right hand as he let his left hand hold the cup, leaving his right hand holding the scrunched up plastic lid.

He then noticed there was writing inside the cup.

Peering inside, Eddy noticed the barely legible, chicken scratch of what looked like Brett's phone number.




Brett had been nervously staring at the entrance of the coffee shop so he immediately noticed Eddy when he walked in.

"Eddy"

"Hi Brett"

"Thank you so much for texting me and agreeing to see me. I already ordered our coffees.. I got you a latte, no sugar."

"..Sounds good. So what's the coffee here like? Is it as nice as the ones you make?"

Brett smiled.

"That's very nice of you to say, thanks. Yeah. They make pretty nice coffees here."

Eddy shrugged.

"I suppose they would.. since you picked the place, after all, you should know your coffees.."

Brett replied in a saddened tone;

"Eddy...I know you think I'm so bad at my job..."

Eddy looked at Brett.

"No Brett.. I didn't mean that sarcastically. I honestly meant that you would know this place would make nice coffees otherwise you wouldn't have asked me to meet me here."

"Thanks."

Eddy shook his head.

"Look Brett, to be honest, I really don't know why I'm here."

"Eddy.."

"Brett, you're a barista. You make great coffees. And while knowing your customers' names and their regular orders is a really nice thing to do, it's not mandatory as a barista, so really, it's no big deal if you didn't get mine right."

Even though I'm still annoyed about that... Annoyance Factor 7/10

"Eddy, I need you to know that I didn't get them wrong on purpose."

Oh, so it wasn't intentional?  Well then. Annoyance Factor 4/10

"Ever?"

"Ever. I swear, never."

Okay. Annoyance Factor 2/10

Eddy shrugged.

"Okay."

"...Okay?"

"Yeah, okay, that's fine. It just means that I didn't make much of an impression on you to remember. Unlike Shaun's name and order that you remembered even after 6 months of not seeing him."

Ugh, I'm so annoyed with myself now. Annoyance Factor 8/10

Brett shook his head.

"No, Eddy, that's not true either."

Eddy rolled his eyes.

"Oh c'mon Brett, how can it not be true?."

"Eddy, when I overheard Shaun and found out I've been stuffing up your orders, I immediately checked our order log."

"..Order log?"

"Yeah.. we enter the customer's name and order so they print out on their receipts."

"Oh."

Eddy would have not known that since he'd never asked for a receipt.

"I couldn't believe it.. I had entered you as Eddy, latte no sugar the first time you were at our coffee shop. Since then, I've been getting it wrong almost every single time.. your order and the spelling of your name...I was mortified. Look, Eddy, I know it's totally my fault for stuffing up but why didn't you ever say anything? You had every right to be so pissed off at me."

"Well, I thought it was kinda funny at first. I mean I was okay with most of the drinks you made for me anyway, except for the one you added 3 sugars to."

Brett cringed.

"I'm so sorry Eddy."

"But I felt.. a bit.. hurt.. when I saw you got Shaun's order and name correct even after 6 months."

"Hurt?"

Eddy shrugged.

"I guess it was more like jealousy. I thought I must have not made an impression strong enough for you to remember me."

Agh, why am I saying all this? He's gonna think I'm being so prissy. I'm so annoyed with myself now. Annoyance Factor 12/10

"Are you kidding Eddy, you've made such an impression on me which is why I had not been able to fulfil your order."

Eddy raised an eyebrow.

...I made an impression on him? Still confused though. Annoyance Factor 8/10

"That doesn't make any sense, Brett."

"I know.. it's sAcRiLeGiOuS. And it's never happened before."

"...It hasn't?"

"I swear, never. Up until this point, I've never stuffed up a customer's coffee order this badly."

Great.  Just mine, hey.  Annoyance Factor 10/10

"Brett.. then why the hell..."

Brett stammered as he blushed;

"Eddy, when I see you, I.. I get chicken brain. I walk three steps and forget everything. Like literally everything goes out the window, things like your order and how your name is spelt. It's ridiculous.

Say what ? I have that effect on him? Annoyance Factor 6/10

"So Eddy, every time I see you I try to remind myself not to move around except when I see you my brain short circuits and I get so giddy I can't help pacing around, clocking up my 3 steps then boom my short term memory is gone. I can still make the coffees but the memory of your order is wiped out, so is the spelling of your name.

Whaaaaaaaaat? I make him giddy?  I make him giddy?  I'm giddy.  Annoyance Factor 3/10

"Eddy, Like, I'm no speller even on my good days but this is something else. And worse of all I didn't even realise I've been stuffing things up till I overheard Shaun and checked the order log. I'm so sorry. I'm afraid.. ...I like you too much."

Eddy blushed.

"Um... um... ...okay."

Eddy smiled.

Annoyance Factor 0/10


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A/N: That's the end of the Twoset Barista trilogy, I hope you enjoyed it !

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