What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

170. Twoset Bedtime Story II

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By rin_rin40

"Brett.. have you been lying about something?"

Brett flinched. Eddy saw Brett's delicate hands that were resting on the dooner (duvet) clench into shaking fists.

"Brett.. mate, you do realise you can tell me anything. If you've been lying about something and if that's been eating you up, you can tell me anything and I won't get mad, I promise."

"I.. I think I'm good now to go back to my own room.. thanks Eddy..."

"Brett...!!"

Eddy would have grabbed him but Brett was too quick to slip out of Eddy's bed and run out of his bedroom. After a few seconds, Eddy heard Brett slam his bedroom door shut. Of all the years Eddy had known Brett, he had never heard the older slam a door.


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Eddy sat on his bed staring at the empty space that had been occupied by his flatmate and best friend only seconds ago. Initially, Eddy thought Brett was going through some major mental issues, then Eddy had second thoughts and waited for Brett to burst out laughing for giving it such a "sAcRiLeGiOuS" analysis of the story. So naturally, Eddy freaked out internally when instead Brett went all quiet and teary, it really concerned him. Still, Eddy couldn't help but find Brett's intricate and somewhat jaded analysis of the story of the little boy who cried wolf very witty and amusing if it wasn't for Brett tearing up afterwards.

Eddy got out of bed and marched out of his bedroom.

Eddy knocked on Brett's bedroom door.

"Brett"

Silence. Eddy knocked again and called out.

"Brett, c'mon you're suffering from insomnia, I doubt you'd be asleep already. Can I come in?"

Eddy heard a faint groan, followed by a whisper.

"Yeah"

Eddy opened the bedroom door just enough to shove his hand through the gap.

"You forgot this."

"Oh.. thanks Eddy."

Moments later Eddy felt Brett tug on his pillow that Eddy had shoved through the small gap. Eddy let go. Eddy's fingers proceeded to do a little dance up and down the gap. His long fingers opened out wide then one by one his fingers would close into a fist then spread out one by one again and repeat as he flicked his wrist and moved his hand up and down the gap at the door. It then stopped.

"So Brett, did you want me to... go back to my room..?"

The hand suddenly wilted sadly and its index and middle fingers made a pair of legs, slowly walking away mid-air.

Eddy then felt a gentle pull on his hand.

"Eddy?"

"Y, yeah?"

"I don't wanna talk about stuff right now."

"Okay."

"I just want to try to sleep."

"Okay Brett, that's cool. It's okay..."

Saddened by the rejection, Eddy was about to pull his hand away.

Except Brett didn't let go.

"Do you wanna.. come in?"

Eddy raised an eyebrow behind the door.

"Yeah sure."

Eddy wasn't about to ask dumb questions and risk stopping whatever was going on.

Brett pulled open the door and saw Eddy standing with his pillow clutched under his arm. Brett also raised an eyebrow but must have settled on the don't ask dumb questions policy as well and he quietly let go of Eddy's hand and held onto his door with both hands so that the taller could enter the room.

"Which side can I have Brett?"

"Whichever."

"After you. Go on, lie down."

"..So bossy"

Brett mumbled as he crawled into bed on the side where his bed lamp was. Eddy joined him from the other side of the bed.

"Okay, lights out?"

"Yeah Brett."

*click*

Eddy heard Brett sigh.

"G'night Eddy."

"G'night Brett."



20 seconds later.

"Eddy.. you asleep?"

"Nah.. whassup?"

"Sorry, can we swap? I'd like to try your side."

"Um, okay.. just roll across, I'll pass over you."

"What?"

"Okay, you've moved?"

Eddy had managed to get up on all fours, his hands and feet and had shuffled across the bed as if he was a water strider. He had expected Brett to have rolled underneath him and made it to the other side of the bed where he was before. Eddy let himself down and landed on... Brett.

"OMG Eddy!"

"WTF I thought you already rolled across! What the f*ck are you still doing on my side!?"

"I hadn't processed your instructions yet. OMG would you please get off of me!?"

"OMG Brett stop thrashing around I need to prop myself up again.."

"OW that's my arm you just put your weight on!!"

"Sorry...!!"

"Ok, that's it, no propping, just roll off me! Just go left!!"

"..Your left or my left?"

"WTF if you came with me on my left we'll be going cheek to cheek all the way to my side of the bed!!"

"Oh sh*t"

"OMG I can't believe I said that. FFS Eddy stop saying stuff that confuses me, just go your left! I'll go my left!!"

"So that's definitely gonna work? I'm confused, too."

"OMG Eddy, please just get off of me.."

"Okay, okay I'm rolling to my left... go!"

Eddy rolled and fell off the bed. Landing with a large thud.

"OW!!"

"OMG Eddy WTF are you doing!"

"Sh*t that hurt. I was already on the edge."

"You'd already made it to your side you didn't have to roll any distance!?."

"OMG Brett will ya quit lecturing me and help me up please!?"

"Oh, yah, yah, of course..."

"OW!!! You stepped on my stomach!!"

"Oh sh*t, I'm sorry! Hang on"

Brett turned on the bedside lamp. Eddy lay on the carpeted floor in a foetal position, clutching his stomach.

"OMG Eddy, I'm so sorry, are you alright?"

Eddy replied through gritted teeth.

"I'll live.. just give me a minute then help me up.."

"Okay..."

Brett lay down next to Eddy, resting his forehead against Eddy's.

"...What are you doing?"

"Giving you a minute till I can help you up."

Eddy stammered.

"I, I'm good to be helped up now...!"

"Oh."

Brett looked somewhat disappointed.

"Are you sure you're ready, Eddy?"

"Um.. come to think about it, my back hurts like hell as well."

"Cos you bumped it when you fell off the bed?"

"Yeah cos I bumped it when I fell off the bed before somebody stomped on my stomach...!"

"I'm sorry, okay??"

Eddy chuckled.

"I'll be alright, don't worry about it."

"So.. we should still rest like this just a bit longer..?"

"How about we rest like this in bed... we're gonna get cold on the floor soon"

"Okay.. "

Feeling substantially battered than when he first arrived at Brett's room, Eddy slowly got up and climbed back into bed. After checking that Brett was getting in from his side, Eddy turned off the bedside lamp.

There was a bit of thumbing around in the dark till they caught each other's hand, their hands gingerly traced up each other's arms and up to each other's heads, then they slowly pulled themselves towards each other.

"Easy Brett.. I don't wanna bash heads. We can be such a liability towards each other it scares me."
When their foreheads finally made a gentle tap to each other, Eddy used his fingers to move Brett's fringe out of the way as he did of his.

"You're good?"

"Yeah.. I'm good. Thanks.. Eddy...Good ni..."

Brett yawned twice, then he fell asleep. Eddy knew he did. He'd heard it before, Brett's usual out like a light sleeping.

OMG you have got to be f*cking kidding me, had I known that's all it took, I wouldn't have bothered with the frickin' bedtime story...!!

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