๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š•๏ฟฝ...

By xetrunt

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"Advanced humour is my lifestyle" -Y/n but things got dark real quick...thats not what you scripted. [dadzawa... More

โ˜พ๏ธŽษชแดแด˜แดส€แด›แด€ษดแด› ษชษดา“แดโ˜ฝ๏ธŽ
๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: how it started
๐‘ก๐‘ค๐‘œเผ„:romeo
๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: Identity
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: Innocence
๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: Accident
๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: radio show
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: I'm Gay
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: Crusty Dusty
๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: youre like my dad
๐’•๐’†๐’เผ„: Endefuck
๐’†๐’๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: questions lol
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’—๐’†เผ„: Roof
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: bubble gum
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: lov
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: Extra Quirk
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„:Bakuhoe
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„:Finally Chatting
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: 3am
๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: pepsi
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’šเผ„: shinso
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: hate this
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: shawty
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: squad
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: dildos
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:twerk
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: leash
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: toshinori
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:book
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: hssifnkosjf
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’šเผ„:SHAME
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„:race
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„:the ride
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„:another weave snatched
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: coochie
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: mother mother rage like another
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„:between sea and land
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: fruity
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:Kakachan
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„:burnt chicken
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’šเผ„:im joining
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„:Bum Bum
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: force feed
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„:gore
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:oop
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: cringe
เผ„Training of the deadเผ„
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: roasting mineta
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: tenko u bitch
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„:Teshters2.0
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’šเผ„: Burn
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: swim
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: ringtone reveal
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„:Y/N Lives A Horrible Life๐Ÿฅบ
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: LE DORMS
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:ssssss
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: JOKE
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: Idk lol
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: brain dmg
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: kaka
เผ„that bonus episodeเผ„
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: Dad
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„:package
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: HERO'S GC
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„:Cringe
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: Bakubaka
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: beginning of hate
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„:day with eri
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:eye in the night
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: BE BALDIN FR?
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’šเผ„:Radio gltichen
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: Back in class(kinda)
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: how she felt
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: Bakugo fortnite
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: he mad
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: death noted
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„:Unpleasant talk
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: doxxed
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: Around November
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: Whip not wap
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’šเผ„:artificial battles and bitches
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„:LEMON๐Ÿ‹โš ๏ธ
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: The start, again?!
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„:traitor
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„:shirakumo
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:founded
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„:neglect
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: DR suess
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:๐’๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’†๐’”๐’”
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„:countdown
แด„แดแดœษดแด›แด…แดแดกษด: แด›แด‡ษด

๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„:baku gc

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By xetrunt

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

"HAWKS you don't get it. I WOULD have chosen you as my internship but I have to go to hosu city for urgent matters" you sighed for the billionth time at hawks' whining.

You didn't notice aizawa entering the house. Then you coughed hardly but shrugged it off.

"BUT Y/N I THOUGHT WE WOULD MAKE TIKTOKS TOGETHER"

"suck it up you little bitch. Look I promise the next internship I'll choose you"

"and if you broke it"

"HAWKS... I don't break promises because I never make any but your whining will just give me chekchaks"

"tf is a chekchak"

"your mom. GOTTA NOW BYE LOVE YOU" you closed the phone and grabbed the tissue to blow your nose in it.

"what's that all about" aizawa startled you and made you cough.

"lord...dont scare me like that. What do you want for lunch?"

"sorry... And you're still not well so you won't be making anything today."

"too late I've already cleaned your room and the bathrooms" you knew aizawa was always tired and you weren't that sick anymore so you were fine.

"I thought you said that you can't go in my room without asking. Do you have a head band" you gave him a scrunchie and he only looked at you weird but tied his hair anyways.

"im making vegetable soup" aizawa said as he went to his room to change and take a shower.

You sat on the couch crossing your legs and put arm behind the couch, the other arm was on your chin. You were thinking about next week.

'I don't break promises hawks. I did promise to kill her after all so watch me keep one' you smiled darkly.

Days later

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

BAKU-NO MINA STOP ASKING IF YOU CAN KILL MIN*TA

Simp
The hell wrong with the chat name

I just realized that I never opened the chat since I was added to it

LEM
WHY ARE YOU HERE

LEAVE THE SQUAD BITCH

simp
K I'm going to deku's-

LEM
NO STAY HERE OR DIE

manly
LMAO hi y/n!

StickyToiletpaper

ayyyeeeeeee it's my girllllll

Simp
Wassup wassup sero

Alien
MYYYY BAEEEE HEYY

StickyToiletpaper

Simp
Simping for bakugo rn

Anyways what yall doin today

Momo
I don't have much to do but I might go out to a restaurant with my family

Stickytoiletpaper
I'll watch HAL

Simp
OMG don't watch it now

Let's do it together later

LEM
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LOOK AT ME EEWEEEEEEWWWWE

STAY AWAY FROM ME BITCH

simp
I'm gonna go to a random school to watch over kids
😊

Momo
That's actually cute!

LEM
cute? CUTE???

manly
LET'S NOT FORGET THAT Y/N HATES KIDS AND SHE MIGHT MAKE EVERYONE OF THEM CRY

Alien
Oh Rip i forgot about that

Simp
Oop you caught me🙏
I will send a vid later😘

Manly
I'm reading manga
It's called:

My step sister got stuck in the vending machine so I turned into a homophobic killer so I can get on the plane.

Simp

Stickytoiletpaper

Alien
THAT'S BEYOND MY IMAGINATION HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Simp
Mina whatchu up to?

Alien
My brother only eats the red gummies so Im diving them

Manly
That's sweet!

LEM
Fatass WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THE BEST ONES TO YOUR BROTHER

Alien
No Ill collect all the red gummies and eat them infront of him till he cries🕺🏽🕺🏽

Simp
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT AHAHAHSHSHS

Momo


Stickytoiletpaper

Simp
How many red gummies were there mina

Alien
I just ate 3 so I think 13 or 15, Idk I can't do subtractions

simp
What's that? 🤨

LEM
LET ME TEACH YOU MATHS DUMB BITCH

IF THERE ARE 5 BURGERS ON THE TABLE AND YOU ATE 2, HOW MANY BURGERS ARE LEFT

stickytoiletpaper
0

LEM
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SUBTRACT???

Manly
You don't know y/n

GIRL ATE A SANDWICH IN ONE BITE YESTERDAY IN SCHOOL😭😭

IT WAS MANLY

momo
It was disturbing 💀

Simp
Lmfaoo yes they're right

Anyways ima dip to the school babes😍

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

"are you ready?" aizawa stood by the door as you walked to him. Yall got to his car and started driving.

"Y/n please don't do anything stupid there"

"don't worry😇 can you do me a favor when you pick me up from there? PLEASSEEEEE" you clasped your hands infront of you. If aizawa agreed then this will be AWESOME

"it better be worth it. What is it?" He sighed, knowing that you won't shut up unless he agrees.

"when you pick me up I want you to call me a
pet name and act like my sugar daddy"

"y/N what ThE fUck? Are you serious???!! Hell no" he glared at you but you pleaded more.

"PLEASEEEE THEY THINK I'M 20 CUZ I FILLED THE PAPERS WITH THAT AGE SO YOU WON'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. PLEASE IF YOU LOVE ME DO IT"

"final answer is no. Now you're going into that school like a good girl and you will be NICE to the kids, understood" yall arrived and got out of the car. You groaned and tried to think of something to let him agree.

"I will owe you whatever you want for a week" you grabbed his hand and squeezed it in front of you.

"stop you're not a child anymore, take care. I'm out" aizawa ruffled your hair and left.

Rip, mission failed. You turned to face the school with disgust but you had a big smirk on your face. It was a tiny activity you volunteered to, to have some lovely fun with lovely kids😛🙊

You've already met with the receptionist and she led you to a class. When she opened the door she excused the person who were watching them then I was told that interduced.

"Hai kids! My name is y/n and I'm 20 years old. WE ARE going TO HAVE SO SO SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER" you clapped your hands and had a creepy smile on. You made sure to say your age loudly for the receptionist to hear. When she left, you turned to the kids and told them to gather for a story❤️

"OKAYY SAY MEE IF YOU WANNA HEAR A LOVELY STORY!" you beamed and everyone yelled me. It made you want to puke, oh to throw them out of the window.

"well then sit around me."

(watch the whole video and pretend that you're speaking like that but with your voice instead. I'm lazy to type all that"

After you was done you went silent to take a look at the kids. These were legendary, good thing you were recording the whole thing FROM THE START.

The receptionist was doing her work when suddenly she heard the most Ugliest loudest cries coming from your class. When she hurried to see what's going on, she saw you laugh crazy while the kids are crying like they have experienced getting kicked in the nuts.

"MISS AIZAWA PLEASE SEE ME AT THE RECEPTION" the girl raged and you only laughed harder. You looked at the kids with an evil smile then left the class to the reception.

"I'm calling your parents!"

"don't worry my daddy is coming to pick me up" you smirked and leaned on the desk. Talking of the daddy, aizawa tiredly walked to you but when he saw the angry girl he knew something happened.

You secretly raised your hand and begged him to do the act. Aizawa only sighed, I mean- it was messed up already so let's just make it funny.

Aizawa walked up with hands on pocket and stopped in front of you. "let's go sweetie" aizawa flicked his head to the side and started acting.

YES YESSS YESSS YOU COULD NEVER BE SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. "uh- EXCUSE ME? ARE you her dad?!"

You looked at aizawa with pleading eyes. As response he smirked and licked his lips, bruh this bitch needs some training on how to smile😐.

"yes I'm her daddy" THAT WAS A RESPONSE YOU DIDNT EXPECT, YOU'RE READY TO KISS AIZAWA'S HAND FOR THIS SJSKSSKKS.

"SHE MADE THE CLASS THAT CONTAIN 4 YEAR OLD KIDS CRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DAUGHTER Did BUT SHE NEEDS TO BE PUNSIHED FOR THAT." the girl slammed a hand.

Aizawa was now doubting himself if he should continue but if he continued then you won't even change so he went with it.

He frowned and moved his head to the side sucking on air like this😏😠😯 like just mix the emojis and youll know what I mean.

"I will do it when I get home" he then turned to you and shook his hands 🤚🏻✊🏻🤚🏻✊🏻🤚🏻. "let's go" he grumbled at the last part but you were satisfied enough so you didnt care.

"yes daddy" you smirked at the receptionist who dropped her jaw and left.

When yall stopped at the car you kept jumping and squeezing. "alright now I did what you want, get in now-" he was cut off by you hugging him. Totally ignoring about the sad emotions that are trying to escape.

"YES AHAHAHHAHA THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOUUU" you whipped that tear and skiped to the door. Aizawa noticed the tear and he knew it wasn't cuz of happiness.

He softly smiled laughing inside cuz that was actually funny, then yall drove back home.

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

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