What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII

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By rin_rin40

"Eddy"

"Hey, Brett, how are you."

"I'm okay"

Eddy bit his lower lip.

"Brett, can we facetime please?"

"Again? We just did yesterday."

"I know. I.. I just want to see your face."

Eddy heard Brett's soft chuckle.

"Um.. yeah.. sure. I'll call you back in 5?"

"Okay."




"Brett"

"Eddy. Sorry, I'm a bit late. I had to shave."

"That's alright. Looking good dude."

Brett chuckled.

"You would not have said that if you saw me 10 minutes ago. I looked like sh*t."

"Well, I guess it's good that you've made yourself beautiful for me."

"Eeeeew Eddy cut that crap."

They both let out a giggle.

"Brett? Where are you? I don't recognise the background behind you."

"Oh.. I'm out of the studio and back at my place. I had to come back, I don't have a washing machine in my studio."

"Oh yeah... So are you going back once you've done your laundry?"

"Nah.. I've brought home my pen tablet kit and hooked it up at my place.. I'll just stay here till the restrictions are lifted. It cuts down the number of times I'd have to go out to do laundry and grocery shopping since I have a bigger fridge at home as well."

"I suppose that makes sense. I think you're doing the right thing. So how's the digital drawing set up?"

"It's okay.. I've managed to set it up very similarly to my studio. I just like all my stuff arranged the same way..."

Eddy smiled.

"Yeah, I think I can understand that"

"So.. Eddy, have you been drawing?"

"Just the digital stuff I'm doing with you Brett.. I haven't had the motivation to sketch unless I have a doodle session with you."

"So the last time would've been.. like 3 days ago? Oh no, that's not good. I... I should give you homework for you to do every day."

"Every day?"

"Yeah, y'know, we gotta keep PrAcTiCiNg !!!"

"Okay, okay..!! But you'll have to do it as well then!"

"Of course. How about we take turns setting a theme of what we're gonna draw?"

"You're on. So what's today's theme gonna be?"

"Hmm.. I can't think of anything."

"YOU? Cannot think of anything? Man this stay home isolation must be getting you real bad."

Eddy chuckled, expecting Brett to as well. Instead he heard nothing. He quickly shifted his gaze back to his phone.

"Brett?"

"Y, yeah?"

"Are you alright?"

"Um.. yeah, of course I am."

"Brett.. when was the last time you saw someone?"

"What?"

"When was the last time you saw someone in person? Not just walking past them in a supermarket but y'know, actually interacted with someone."

"Um...um.. wait.. oh, geez, f*ck... when did we go into lockdown?"

"5 weeks ago."

"Well then it would've been 5 weeks ago. When you and I were still in the studio. We went into lockdown shortly after that. Geez you really lose track of time..."

"F*ck"

"What"

"You haven't been with anyone since??"

"Well.. I saw my GP last week to get my first vaccine shot? Does that count?"

"Did you have a conversation with him?"

"Nah, we were instructed to minimise talking."

"Well then, no it doesn't count..!"

"Geez this sucks. I didn't realise I hadn't seen anyone.. I mean I still feel like I see you everyday because you call me everyday and lately you've been insisting we show video while collaborating or do facetime...Eddy?"

"W, what?"

"Have you been doing that for my sake?"

Eddy shifted his eyes, then grimaced. He knew he must have looked like a manga character caught out lying. He blushed a little as he stammered.

"N, not entirely.. Brett, ..I've also been getting a bit stir crazy due to lack of company, so..."

"You seem to be holding up okay though?"

"Well.. I'm still working my other job as well so I'm still interacting with people, even though they're colleagues.. at least there are a couple of them I get along with okay and known for while."

Eddy worked as a freelancing financial adviser, though work was scarce, he still had opportunities to speak to his regular clients and customers.

"Geez, cos y'know while I do know my editor's full name, we still call each other by our alias.. it's a very detached relationship, if you can even call it one. I mean we rarely interact..."

Eddy bit his lower lip, then looked up into his phone.  Brett would've seen a very determined look from him.

"Brett.. "

"Yeah..?"

"Will you form a singles bubble with me?"

"..A what?"

"Single people who live alone can now nominate one person to visit you once a day. It's a new initiative to help them from feeling isolated."

"Oh. I haven't been paying attention to the news much."

Eddy chuckled.

"Yeah, I know you're a bit like that Brett."

"So, what, this thing....?"

"I want you to be my singles' bubble partner, Brett."

"You do?!"

"Yeah. Unless you have someone else in mind, like one of your family members?"

"No.. you're the person I've been seeing the most before lockdown and the one I miss the most."

Brett realised what he had said and had to resist the temptation of covering up his camera so that Eddy wouldn't see him blushing.

"OMG Brett"

Brett stammered.

"I, I mean, Eddy, of course, naturally, right? Since, y'know, I've been seeing you the most till this lockdown happened..."

"Y, yeah, Brett, of course, it's just natural that.. we'd miss each other the most.. because, y'know, we'd been seeing each other the most. Yeah, absolutely."

"Yeah, absolutely."

"Too right"

"Good.  I mean, great"

"Yeah, fan-bloody-tastic"

Brett shook his head to refocus.

"So.. Eddy, if we're on a mutual agreement, when can I see you in person?"

"Well.. I could come by this afternoon if you want?"

Brett perked up.  His change in mood was instantaneous and clearly visible.

"Really?! You'd do that??"

"Yeah, of course"

"That would be fantastic. So I'll see you in a few hours? A couple of hours?"

"I'll see you in a couple of hours, Brett."

"Awesome!! Great!! I'm really looking forward to it! So I'll see you in a bit, yeah?"

"Brett...!!"

Brett had hung up already.

Eddy rolled his eyes, then started texting.

Gimme your home address Brett, I've never been to your place!

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