๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š™๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š•๏ฟฝ...

By xetrunt

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"Advanced humour is my lifestyle" -Y/n but things got dark real quick...thats not what you scripted. [dadzawa... More

โ˜พ๏ธŽษชแดแด˜แดส€แด›แด€ษดแด› ษชษดา“แดโ˜ฝ๏ธŽ
๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: how it started
๐‘ก๐‘ค๐‘œเผ„:romeo
๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: Identity
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: Innocence
๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: Accident
๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: radio show
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: I'm Gay
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: Crusty Dusty
๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: youre like my dad
๐’•๐’†๐’เผ„: Endefuck
๐’†๐’๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: questions lol
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’—๐’†เผ„: Roof
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: bubble gum
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: lov
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: Extra Quirk
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„:Bakuhoe
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„:Finally Chatting
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: 3am
๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’•๐’†๐’†๐’เผ„: pepsi
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’šเผ„: shinso
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: hate this
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: shawty
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: squad
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: dildos
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:twerk
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: leash
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: toshinori
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:book
๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: hssifnkosjf
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’šเผ„:SHAME
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„:the ride
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„:another weave snatched
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: coochie
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: mother mother rage like another
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„:between sea and land
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: fruity
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:Kakachan
๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„:burnt chicken
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’šเผ„:im joining
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„:baku gc
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„:Bum Bum
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: force feed
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„:gore
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:oop
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: cringe
เผ„Training of the deadเผ„
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: roasting mineta
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: tenko u bitch
๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„:Teshters2.0
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’šเผ„: Burn
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: swim
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: ringtone reveal
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„:Y/N Lives A Horrible Life๐Ÿฅบ
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: LE DORMS
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:ssssss
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: JOKE
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: Idk lol
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: brain dmg
๐’‡๐’Š๐’‡๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: kaka
เผ„that bonus episodeเผ„
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: Dad
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„:package
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: HERO'S GC
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„:Cringe
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: Bakubaka
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„: beginning of hate
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„:day with eri
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:eye in the night
๐’”๐’Š๐’™๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: BE BALDIN FR?
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’šเผ„:Radio gltichen
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„: Back in class(kinda)
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: how she felt
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„: Bakugo fortnite
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„: he mad
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„: death noted
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„:Unpleasant talk
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: doxxed
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„: Around November
๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„: Whip not wap
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’šเผ„:artificial battles and bitches
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„:LEMON๐Ÿ‹โš ๏ธ
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’˜๐’เผ„: The start, again?!
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’•๐’‰๐’“๐’†๐’†เผ„:traitor
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’๐’–๐’“เผ„:shirakumo
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’‡๐’Š๐’—๐’†เผ„:founded
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’Š๐’™เผ„:neglect
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’”๐’†๐’—๐’†๐’เผ„: DR suess
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•เผ„:๐’๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐’๐’†๐’”๐’”
๐’†๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•๐’š๐’๐’Š๐’๐’†เผ„:countdown
แด„แดแดœษดแด›แด…แดแดกษด: แด›แด‡ษด

๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š๐’๐’๐’†เผ„:race

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By xetrunt

"Y/n...comon wake up" aizawa opened the lights making me clench my eyes.

"im up..." i mumbled sitting up still having my eyes closed. Aizawa left my room to do whatever.

lmfao i didnt train...well idgaf, i justt gotta focus on not switching too much and ill be fine. Suddenly, I remembered the specific shirt that I put in my closet, NOW I'M FULLY AWAKE.

HE IS GONNA LOVE THE SHIRT😍😏

I jolted up and ran grabbing my shirt going to aizawa. "GOOD MORNING- what the fuck" I beamed almost jumping on aizawa but stopped myself. Why?

Cuz he was fucking shirtless🙂.

"why are you shirtless? It's not like I havent seen men on the beach with just shorts but we're at your house.. And I'm here" I looked at him up and down in disgust.

I had to act not interested 😞💔 cuz I'm a minor😢😢😢

"oh... I forgot that I don't live alone... What do you want?" he turned to me sipping on his coffee then giving me a cup.

"I won't ditch you if you wear this shirt PLEASEEEEEEE" I showed him the shirt and he widened his eyes.

"... I don't do favorites..." he leaned on the counter.

"☹️" I made that face and glared at him.

"go get ready" he grumbled.

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

"woah shota! What are you wearing!" yamada laughed when aizawa arrived to the studio room.

"shut the fuck up" aizawa groaned and sat next to him.

You seeeeee, the shirt was written on it 'Y/N IS MY FAVORITE'. It was a black shirt and the print was f/c. Don't ask how I managed to let him wear that.

I've got my own ways😏.

Anyways we were now in the middle of the stadium and I didn't even change to my quirk yet. I COULDNTTTT.

I prepared and wore a tight black top and it had a hood and a mask. No one said anything about certain underwear🎭🤷🏻‍♀️.

Suddenly we heard yamada finally scream into the mfing mic.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH STUFF STUFF SHSJEIDNSJDJ" I didn't pay attention to whatever shit he said. But the mf just yelled out my name ROOTING FOR MY ASS.

"the embaressment" I laughed out loud as the students from other classes figured that I was the one getting called.

"okay then! The class representives, bakugo katsuki and y/n l/n please come up"

Bitch what that got to do with me😂 just let me pick my boogers in peace. I got up following bakugo anyways and wait for him to say his words.

"I will be number 1"

"oi bakugo don't be rude" kirishima yelled as the rest of the students groaned and whispered to each other.

Bakugo was like🥶🥶🥶🥶. Then I got be the same. INTIMIDATE THEM. I snatch the mic and looked at them so deathly like. Not even a smile.












"🤯YOU HAVE💀 BEEN😫 WARNED 🤬THERE IS👾 NOWHERE💩 TO RUN☝YOU WILL PAY 😈THE PRICE 👹🩸😡I👹😤WILL💀🤬TAKE😶‍🌫️😈YOUR👿👺LIFE🤡👻"

I shrunk my eye pupils and gave a very ugly creepy smile to the ugly bitches in front.

. . .

"uh....okay then I will represent the first game you will do!" midnight said as we got down.

"bakugo that was the ugliest shit I have ever heard from you" I spoke in a low voice and laughed standing next to him. Hoe is mad😔😡.

"A RACE. you will run 4 kilo meters bleh bleh" I stopped hearing after the word race.

I can just ✨teleport✨ with kurogiri's quirk. If anyone noticed then bam I'm ded😃🔫.

When we got in place I stood at the very far back. Gotta be the main character and wait for them to leave so I can transform😉.

"READYYYY???? GOOOOO!" Yup and just like that they all zoomed crazy. I was only one left at the starting line making sure they're far enough to put on the masked hoodie.

"ore? Oi ERASERHEAD why is y/n just standing there??!" yamada yelled at the mic while aizawa said that he has no idea.

Yall let me tell u I saw crazy shit from just watching😟. Bakugo exploding every mf and todoroki just freezing people in place.

THAT IS NOT FAIR. NOW I'M ANGRY.

I groaned in annoyance and took my time on removing the jacket. I tied it on my waist and put on the hoodie.

"I will give you a really good injures people" I transformed and opened a portal in front of the huge group running.

I dropped myself and quickly switch my quirk to dabi's fire and shot it in the air boosting my self to bakugo.

I could know from the screams that some were hurt. I don't give a fuck tho🥰 screams bring me pleasure.

"OI YOU UGLY BITCH. GET THE FUCK AWAY WHO EVER YOU ARE" I turned around to face bakugo who happen to scream at me. Chill bro🥶.

I didn't respond to him but instead I looked to my other side and faced todoroki. Yup you guessed it(or not).

I'll hold todo back since he will be harder to stop, bakugo won't even notice what's going on until I take the action in front of him.

I stopped the blue fire and quickly switched to ice, I was in front of todoroki not too far. I started to fall but before I hit the ground I shot the ice and made a wall right in front of him.

Todoroki hit the wall and I switched back to ofa(one for all) made a high jump to catch up with Baku.

Just like I did with todoroki I did the same with bakugo. I used his quirk against him speeding up to be in front then blowing his face.

Now that I had my own entertainment I think its enough, still need to save up the energy for later. I switched my quirk to open the portal falling into it.

"FUCKING BITCH I WILL KILL YOU" I heard bakugo yell before dropping right before the end line.

What am waiting for? No one of course! But I took the opportunity to de-transform and remove my hood. Now I was just waiting for the babes to arrive.

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHH???? Y/N ALREADY MADE IT? BUT WHAT IS SHE WAITING FOR!" I heard yamada scream. I can tell he was amazed lmfao.

It's too early for that anyways🙃.

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

You are now chatting with chicken

Nugget
HAI HAWKSYYY

ARE YOU WATCHING TV RIGHT NOW

CAN YOU SEE HOW HOT I AM??

chicken
Y/N BABY WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DONT YOU WIN ALREADY

YOU'RE ONLY A STEP BEHIND

AND HOW DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE

nugget
Bestie chill

I don't want to be the first. I'm waiting for one to just finish first then ill go right behind them

Chicken
Baby bird if you cross that line I will give you endless hugs

Nugget
And watch 365 days together

Chicken
Nevermind dont cross that finish line

Nugget
Ughhhhshshshsh

BUT I WANTED CUDDLESSSSS

:(

cries

Chicken
Girl focus for now
I see some are close to the end.

CLOSE THE PHONE

nugget
Fineeeeee

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

I looked up in front of me to see deku flying with something below him. HE WAS REALLY CLOSE AND BAKUGO AND TODO WERE RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

I stood getting ready to follow deku as he crosses the line first. WHY ARE TTHEY GOING SO FAST-

BUT WAIT.

wouldn't it be annoying if I just wait for them and finish first at the last secound? 😏😏 Well new plan then.

I smirked and stood in the middle watching deku staring at me with 'what the fuck face'. I raised my arms and walked backwards.

"Y/N TOOK THE FIRST PLACE IN THE RACE. MIDORYA IS SECOUND And BAKUGO IS THE THIRD. WOWOW ERASERHEAD, Y/N REALLY IS PULLING SOME NERVES" yamada screamed in the mic.

I just laughed and went to help deku up. "good job mate. Good luck on the next one tho" I beamed then turned scary in the secound sentence making him shiver.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH. HOW DID YOU DO IT, WHAT IS YOUR QUIRK EXACTLY??" I heard a raging voice from 8 meters away.

"you didn't listen so I won't tell you gotta figure out yourself. You told me not to hold back after all" I chuckled and shrugged giving him a smug face.

"blame yourself" deku rushed to me trying to pull me away, cuz he sounded like he will know what will happen.

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU" he growled as todoroki just stood watching but he also tried to tell me to stop.

I chuckled and pushed them away, then I turned so my back was facing him. I raised my arms in the air and I turned my face to the side to look at him.

"go AHEAD! SHOW EVERYONE HOW MUCH OF A CHILD YOU ARE. Definition of man doesn't exist in your life" I laughed then snarled making widen his eyes.

Yup more entertainment😼.

𖦹᯽_________________᯽𖦹

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Izuku Midoriya, a depressed, suicidal, smexy delinquent cursed with immortality somehow find himself as a psychopathic crackhead that ... contributes...