What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

149. Twoset Removalists

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By rin_rin40

Brett put the truck into park and turned off the ignition. Eddy was about to jump out from the passenger seat when Brett reached out and grabbed his sleeve.

"Um, Eddy?"

Eddy looked at his pulled sleeve, then looked up at Brett.

"Yeah, Brett?"

"This job we're going to... I took the call and made the booking arrangements. I've arranged everything by myself, including going over to the customer's place and giving a quote."

Eddy smiled.

"Oh okay. Thanks for doing that. There's nothin' wrong with that is there?"

Brett bit his lower lip.

"Well, no I suppose not but look, um.., I just wanna tell you whose place it is and that you need to pretend that you don't know this person."

Eddy furrowed his brows.

"Huh? Okay... so who is it?"

After a moment of hesitation, Brett spoke.

"Eddy, it's Edwina and Brad's place."

"Oh..."




When Brett knocked on the door, it opened slowly and a tall blonde woman gingerly showed her face.

"Hi.. it's Twoset Removal."

The woman looked relieved. She opened the door fully.

"..Hi guys, Brett right?"

"Yes, we spoke on the phone. And this is Eddy."

"Hi Edw.. I mean, yeah, I'm Eddy."

"Hi Eddy, I'm Edwina. Nice to meet you. Please come on in."

I know you're Edwina, I've had a crush on you for years !

"Thank you for coming, guys. Brad's gone to see his brother, he's usually out for about 2 hours."

Brett quickly made some mental calculations as he looked around the small flat.

"Okay that should give us enough time to pack and load the truck. Have you packed your valuables, Edwina?"

"Yes. And I've put pink post-it notes on the furniture that comes with me. There isn't much.. cos I'm leaving most of it behind."

"Okay.. let's get started straight away..."




Eddy called out to Edwina who was sitting on the living room sofa.

"Um.. excuse me, Edwina?"

Edwina slowly looked up.

"Yes.. um.. sorry your name was..?"

All those years I've crushed on her and she doesn't even know my name..

"It's Eddy."

"Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, there's been so much going on lately, I'm struggling to remember anything new..."

"That's okay... um it's about your dining suite.. most of these chairs don't match but you just want these two that do..?"

"Yes, please. I'd like to just take those two matching ones. The table stays here"

"Um.. may I ask why they don't match?"

"Oh.. um.. Brad.. my .. partner.. he broke them.. He.. breaks them when ...he gets angry. And.. I had to keep buying .. a new.. set of chairs.. but ..he kept.. so nothing matches.. excuse me..!"

Eddy stood in shock as Edwina excused herself and walked away towards the bathroom.

"Eddy..?"

Brett came out from the kitchen where he was working"

"Brett... I.. "

"Eddy.. please don't ask her any personal questions."

"I'm sorry.. I completely f*cked up"

"It's a delicate case.. so if you're not sure if it's okay to ask her, just check with me, okay?"

"Yeah.. of course.. I'm really sorry."




"Edwina?"

Edwina looked up from the sofa again.

"Yes Brett?"

"We're ready. The truck's been loaded up with everything. Eddy's waiting in the truck and keeping an eye out for Brad's car. Are you ready?"

"I.. I don't know."

"Edwina, you told me that you had to do this."

"Yes.. yes I do."

"Okay. Are you going to leave a note or are you gonna text him later?"

"Oh.. I.. I haven't thought that far."

"That's okay, you can think about that later. I think we should get going..."

"I'm scared Brett... He's so fragile. He needs me."

Brett bit his lip.

"Edwina... he's a grown man. He will be okay."

"You don't understand.. he's very sensitive."

"He will be okay. And you said that you needed to get away so that you can be okay, remember?"

Edwina's face was covered in tears.

"Okay.. okay.. you're right. Let's go.."

Edwina wiped her tears as she stood up.

"Oh.. um.. should I leave my house key on the table?"

"I think you should keep it with you for now. You can always return it to the real estate agent later without seeing him."

Edwina repeatedly wiped her tears.

"Okay.. okay... let's go.."




"..Not hungry, Eddy?"

Eddy looked up at Brett. He looked concerned. Eddy looked down at his plate of food he had not touched. Normally when they have lunch after they've finished a job, Brett has to remind Eddy to slow down so he wouldn't choke on his food.

"Oh.. well, it wasn't a very big job today was it..."

"No I suppose not... Hey Eddy, are you alright?"

"I just have a lot of mixed feelings about this, y'know.."

"I suppose you would. You used to really liked her."

Eddy looked up at his business partner and boyfriend.

"Um.. yeah.. I did. Sorry."

Brett shook his head.

"Hey you don't have to apologise Eddy. I understand. It was before us. It's okay."

"That Brad.. he's.. he's such an ars*hole.. He had it in for me as well.. always telling me to f*ck off and stop gawking at his girlfriend.. I wasn't.. I swear..!"

"Eddy.. it was her choice."

"Yeah I know. It just still hurts to see someone you.. cared about.. make such a horrible choice. I.. I would've never hurt her like that..."

I worshipped the ground she walked on.

I appreciated every essence of her presence.

"No, of course you wouldn't."

"Brett.. do you think she'll be okay?"

"Well, it's good that she's taken the big step.. we can only hope things will start to look up for her.."

"Yeah I suppose. I really hope so."




Edwina had barely any furniture in the tiny studio apartment she had just moved into.

Her social worker had said this was good for her. That she would be safe from now on.

Her removalist Brett, to whom she spoke to at length was very kind and helped her muster up the courage to move out by reiterating her words that she had to do this.

The other removalist.. she couldn't remember his name.. looked vaguely familiar. But she could not remember a lot of things these days.

She sat down in one of the two chairs she brought along.

She then covered her face with her hands and cried.

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