What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V

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By rin_rin40

Instructor Brett with his wrist held by Firefighter Eddy continued;

"So what's important here is speed. Speed to respond before Eddy gets a tight grip. If Eddy does get me, then I'll have to respond quickly and surprise him with something that would make him want to loosen his grip..."

Instructor Brett slowly demonstrated some of the counter-attack options available; from striking the back of Eddy's hand with his knuckles to palm striking him in the face.

"Okay, I won't actually demonstrate this on you Eddy, I'll get my training partner Eddy instead."

Firefighter Eddy stepped away and Instructor Eddy stepped in front of Instructor Brett.

Instructor Brett froze as he stared at Instructor Eddy.

"How strange... it felt like the same person just stepped back in..."

The whole group laughed at that comment except for the two Eddys.



It was their second water break time. Firefighter Brett wiped his sweat with his towel as he spoke to Firefighter Eddy who was taking a swig from his water bottle.

"OMG Eddy did you see how that smaller instructor just chucked the big guy over his shoulder..."

"IKR. I dunno whether I should be more impressed how the smaller guy was able to do that or whether the fact that the big guy was slammed onto the wooden floor and managed not to injure himself...!!"

"Yeah.. they taught us how to 'break fall' like that but I don't see myself being able to do that anytime soon, especially on the hard wooden floor like that...!!"

"I suppose everything needs pRaCtIcE..!!!"



"Brett.. what did you mean when you said it was as if the same person walked back in again when that firefighter Eddy and I swapped."

"Eddy... I felt you guys have the same presence.. or aura. It was the strangest thing..."

"Presence? Aura? Now that is certainly interesting..."

"They're just words Eddy.. I meant you guys had the same feel... if you get what I mean. Never mind, I'm getting a drink."

Instructor Brett stepped out and headed towards the bubbler. Firefighter Eddy was refilling his bottle.

".. Hey Eddy. I couldn't get the other Eddy to agree with me but I recogn you have a very similar presence or aura as my martial arts partner."

Firefighter Eddy looked up from his water bottle towards Instructor Brett.

"Hi Brett. That's the first time someone had ever said something like that to me."

Instructor Brett smirked.

"I suppose it's not every day you meet your doppelganger."

"No, I suppose not. So..which one of you has a crush on the other with you two?"

Instructor Brett raised an eyebrow.

"...I beg your pardon ??"

"Oh.. um.. never mind."

"Hang on. Eddy? What exactly did you mean?"

"Well... if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I can only assume it's the Eddy that is crushing on you."

"I don't understand.. what's going on with you two then?"

"Well... I was told from another set of doppelgangers that my Brett has a crush on me.. actually, in our case, I think it's more than a crush.."

"What..?? Meaning ??"

Firefighter Eddy fidgeted uncomfortably.

"I.. was sort of told that he's kinda.. OMG this is so weird for me to say it.. um. .that he's crazy about me."

Instructor Brett's other eyebrow went up.

"Interesting. So who exactly told you this?"

Firefighter Eddy recalled Zookeeper Brett stammering his thoughts about the likelihood of Firefighter Brett being crazy about his colleague.

"My.. I mean our doppelgangers... this other set of Brett and Eddy that were a couple."

"Hmm, how strange. So you think my Eddy.. hah that's a weird way to say it... he has a crush on me?"

"Perhaps. Unless you have a crush on him?"

Instructor Brett went silent for a while. His facial expression; his signature deadpan.

"..Well what about you, Eddy? Do you love your Brett back?"

Firefighter Eddy smirked.

"Brett, you don't wear your heart on your sleeve much, do you? And I actually know about your deadpan and what you try to hide with it."

"Funny you say that Eddy because that's the exact impression I get of you. I think us two are more similar to each other than our doppelgangers in that regard."

"Okay, Brett fine. Well, yeah, I like him already."

This time it was Instructor Brett that smirked.

"Oh c'mon Eddy, you dodged answering that one big time. As if your Brett's gonna be happy with that!!"

"Brett's gonna be happy with what?"

Instructor Brett and Firefighter Eddy turned around and saw Firefighter Brett.

"Brett... Mate, It's nothing."

"I'd really like to know, Eddy.  Or would you care to elaborate instead then, Brett?"

Instructor Brett bit his lower lip.

"Brett.. I don't think I'm in a position to comment."

Firefighter Brett glared at Instructor Brett.

"..then why did you make a comment to my colleague Eddy about me in the first place?"

"Point taken. Please accept my apology."

Instructor Brett walked away, leaving the two Firefighters at the water bubbler.

Firefighter Brett turned to his colleague.

"Eddy..?"

Firefighter Eddy remained silent.

"Eddy... dammit you f*ckin' ars*hole...!!"

Firefighter Brett walked off, leaving his colleague Eddy by the water bubbler on his own.

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