What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II

126 10 14
By rin_rin40

A/N: Argh... these loooong titles are killing me...!!


The next instant the three men froze when they heard the loud beeping sound of the cherry picker approaching.

Concertmaster Eddy said;

"That's bad, isn't it??"

Zookeeper Brett responded;

"Yes, that's very bad!!"

Firefighter Brett said;

"I'll go stop it...!!"

And he sprinted off back the way they came from, towards the direction the cherry-picker was approaching them.

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Concertmaster Eddy followed Firefighter Brett run off with his eyes.

"Wow, he's so agile..."

"Eddy, he's a Firefighter, of course he is."

"Hmm, I suppose. Brett, did you notice he kinda looks like you?"

Zookeeper Brett blinked.

"What? Does he? I didn't notice."

"Brett, he does. He's way more tanned than you and his hair is cut so short but he really does looks like you. It's weird.. how you two have the same name and..."

"Um, sorry Eddy... I'm afraid I've been too worried about the owl and haven't been paying attention to much else.."

"Oh, yes, of course. I'm sorry.. of course."


"Eddy...!!! Eddy!!!"

Firefighter Brett waved his arm as he approached Firefighter Eddy on the cherry-picker. He slid his finger along his neck to signal to kill the sound of its beep.

Firefighter Eddy saw Firefighter Brett's signal and turned off the beeper immediately.

"Thanks. The zookeeper said it could otherwise frighten... it away."

"Okay.. if I can't use the beeper I need you to walk in front of me & ward off people."

"Sure. I haven't seen the actual tree yet but we should be close."

"Okay. Lead the way."


Meanwhile, Concertmaster Eddy had lead Zookeeper Brett to a tree and Brett was delighted to confirm with his own eyes that Eddy had rightly spotted Francis, the barking owl, in it.  They waited for the arrival of Firefighter Brett leading Firefighter Eddy on the cherry-picker. Once all 4 were underneath the tree in question, Firefighter Brett asked;

"So... how are we going to do this?"

Firefighter Eddy asked Zookeeper Brett;

"Do you think this is something that Brett and I could bag ourselves?"

Zookeeper Brett raised an eyebrow, then replied;

"As in you two guys ? Um.. I really think I should be there.. you won't be able to get her into a bag.. I'd get her back onto my arm then I could put her back into her carrier we brought with us."

The four noticed another young man in a zoo uniform wheeling along a cart that looked like a large dog carrier.

Firefighter Brett replied;

"Alright then, Eddy I think you should stay on then, Brett, I'll help you get up on the platform with him, are you ready?"

"Hang on a sec, let me get ready."

Zookeeper Brett removed his backpack and pulled out what looked like a long, oversized leather glove and wore that on his left arm. He also pulled out a small pouch and clipped it onto his belt.

Firefighter Brett asked;

"What's in that?"

"Francis' food."

Zookeeper Brett loosened the drawstring of the pouch and widened its opening. Firefighter Brett peered inside and grimaced and looked away.

"Oookay... So, up this way... watch your step as you climb up there."

Firefighter Brett gave instructions to Zookeeper Brett on how to move up onto the platform of the cherry-picker where Firefighter Eddy was. Firefighter Eddy held out his hand for Zookeeper Brett to grab to assist him up onto the platform. Firefighter Eddy then placed a helmet on the zookeeper's head and when he noticed Brett's left hand was covered with a bulky glove, he assisted Brett by adjusting the straps and trying to clip the fastener together.

"Hey Brett, look up this way please..."

As Firefighter Eddy held both his hands up near Zookeeper Brett's jaw, he could not help notice the face he was looking into seem terribly familiar.

Why does he look so bloody familiar?

Zookeeper Brett heard the clasp being clicked together.

"Thank you. Are we ready to go up now ?"

"Almost. Let's get you in a harness too."

Once Zookeeper Brett was secured in with a safety harness, Firefighter Eddy operated the cherry-picker to elevate themselves upwards towards the branch where Francis the barking owl was.

Firefighter Eddy was looking up towards the owl when he felt a tap on his foot. He quickly glanced down and noticed Zookeeper Brett had placed his foot right next to Firefighter Eddy's. Firefighter Eddy looked at Brett and noticed he looked pale.  His right hand that was holding onto the side railing showed his knuckles protruding white.

"Brett?? Are you alright?"

"Um, yeah..."

"You sure?? Are you always this pale??"

"I... I'm a bit scared of heights."

"Oh sh*t."

"It's.. it's okay!! I need to do this."

"Okay.. is there anything I can do?"

"Can I just keep my foot next to yours touching like this?"

"Huh? Yeah, of course you can. If that helps."

"Um.. yeah, I think it's the contact.. it helps.. thanks..."

Firefighter Eddy thought it was funny how Zookeeper Brett had done this because it reminded him of his colleague who's been doing the exact same thing whenever they were on an elevated location together......

OMG

Firefighter Eddy stared at Zookeeper Brett. Zookeeper Brett looked back.

"Eddy?"

"OMG... Brett, I just noticed how you look so much like my colleague Brett.."

Zookeeper Brett shrugged.

"Do I? Sorry I didn't notice but my boyfriend actually said that as well. I also since noticed you kinda look like my boyfriend, too."

"D.. do I?!"

"Yeah.. I mean, you're bigger, more tanned and your hair looks different... but yeah..."

"...So you guys are together, huh."

Zookeeper Brett smiled.

"Yeah."

"That's nice."

"...and you guys aren't ?"

Firefighter Eddy was taken aback.

"WHAT !?!?"

But Zookeeper Brett's attention was now occupied with something else.

"...Francis...!"

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