What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV

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By rin_rin40

Brett felt awful. Things were going so nicely, it's been so sensual and exhilarating interacting with Eddy across the window.. and then he had to do something stupid at the worst timing and place, narrowly causing a disastrous accident.

Brett's heart was still beating with stronger pulses than usual. For a while he thought it was going to beat out of his chest... and that moment when he saw Eddy's feet elevate as he toppled over the edge... Brett could have sworn his heart had stopped.

OMG was he actually even really okay? What if he gets scared while he's trying to complete his job...!?

Brett couldn't contain himself. He grabbed his phone, wallet and keys and ran out of his penthouse.

Brett stepped out of his building and turned the corner towards the east side of his building where Eddy would be working. He looked up. Stories and stories, metres and metres above, was the scaffold suspended in the sky. Eddy should be inside, working. Seeing the vertical height from ground level made Brett's head spin. From the angle Brett looked up, he could not tell if there was a person inside the scaffold.

Brett crossed the street and entered the café. He sat near the window so that he could keep looking at the scaffold where Eddy was supposed to be in. He was staring at the scaffold while he sipped his coffee when he noticed the scaffold had started to move. It was moving downwards and stopped at the level below. Brett was relieved to see this as it meant Eddy was still working and hopefully not having a breakdown in the scaffold.

Brett ordered another cup of coffee.

Then another one.

It was when he was almost through his 3rd cup of coffee when he noticed the scaffold was coming all the way down. Brett stood up and quickly paid his bill and left the café. He crossed the street and stood by waiting where he expected the scaffold would land on the ground.

Eddy looked preoccupied with controlling the scaffold. When he finally made it land on the ground, Eddy remained busy sorting and collecting his equipment, then opening the little doorway to get out of the scaffold. It wasn't until he stepped onto the ground when he looked up and noticed a familiar face. He initially looked puzzled.

"....Brett?"

"Yeah..."

Brett's voice was hitched and squeaky from the anxiety and nerves.

Eddy's face broke out into a smile.

"Hi Brett.. nice to finally meet you in person and not through a panel of glass...."

"OMG... Eddy.. I'm so sorry...what I did was so stupid..."

"Hey, it's okay.. no harm done. That's what the harness is for."

"I thought I was gonna have a heart attack when... OMG Eddy..."

"Yes?"

"I... I really want to talk to you.. but I had 3 coffees while I was waiting for you and I really need to go to the bathroom....!!"

Eddy let a little chuckle escape his lips. He then smiled.

"I gotta go return my equipment and sign off.  I'll come back in 5 minutes. Meet you at the entrance of your building ?"

"Okay... thanks..!!"

Brett squeaked and rushed off. He knew his building had a bathroom on the ground floor behind the concierge desk, thank goodness there was, as otherwise, he would not have made it.

Eddy in the meantime walked to the tiny demountable behind the building where his equipment was stored. He bit his lip and grimaced for the mistake he'd made. He wasn't mad at Brett, but mad at himself and very embarrassed about his blunder.

Rule number 1: Don't ever laugh whilst on the scaffold as it is extremely dangerous!!

Eddy thought he might have to report himself to his boss Keith the next time he talked to him. He knew Keith would worry but Eddy was almost certain he was fine. He was able to complete his shift without any issues.  Eddy went abseiling when he was younger and still goes indoor rock climbing occasionally so having a bit of a tumble wasn't a big deal for him so long as he had a harness on, which he had.

He decided to shift his thoughts towards Brett and his mood instantly improved and he grinned. Brett's voice was mousy, high-pitch, soft and raspy. Eddy thought it was cute. He walked back to where he agreed to meet Brett, in front of the building. Eddy was surprised to see Brett back already. Then it dawned on him that he must have used a bathroom on a lower level.

"Brett."

Brett looked up and smiled.

"Hi, Eddy. Look, I'm really sorry about what happened...."

OMG

Eddy stood mouth agape.

"Eddy?"

"...What happened to your voice..??"

"What voice?"

"Yours...!!"

The soft, high-pitch and raspy mouse had left and Brett's voice was replaced with a velvety baritone that sent shivers down Eddy's spine.

"Eddy? I don't understand... I suppose my voice was a bit squeaky before because I was nervous and busting to go to the bathroom...??"

It was the most unromantic thing to hear from the most romantic voice Eddy had ever heard.


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This concludes the short story "Twoset Window Cleaner", I hope you enjoyed it <3

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