What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)

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By rin_rin40

"Hey Brett, are you ready to leave now? If memory serves me correctly, you owe me a bubble tea!!"

It was Friday and that meant Eddy, a young maths teacher, would enjoy the company of his favourite colleague Brett, an English teacher, on a more casual and relaxed basis, as they would usually either go to a café or to a bubble tea shop on their way home. They could go for a beer at a local pub as well except neither of them were big on drinking, particularly when they usually drove to work.

This day, as usual, they left the staff room and walked together to the school car park, chatting about InTeReStInG things that happened during their day and deciding on who would drive. Since they usually visited somewhere nearby the school, it was easier to just take one car.

Brett and Eddy had actually stayed behind a bit today to complete some marking so the carpark should've been deserted by now. However, on this particular Friday, the carpark seemed rather busy with a group of people gathered around a car. Eddy noticed that Brett had stopped dead in his tracks with his mouth wide open midsentence.

"...Brett?"

"Oh sh*t... "

"Brett? Are you alright?"

"Shhhh Eddy, please don't call out my name."

"Huh?"

"Listen, would you mind driving today? Meet you near the back gate.. y'know where you can go into that narrow street where a post box is? I'll meet you there, okay??"

And with that, with surprising agility Eddy had never seen in Brett before, Brett fled. Eddy saw him go into the bush which Eddy knew lead to a path that students often used to sneak out of the school grounds.

Puzzled, Eddy continued to walk to his car. As he walked past the group of people, he noticed they were gathered around Brett's car. They all had cameras. One of them noticed Eddy approaching and called out.

"Excuse me, sir?"

"...Yes...?"

"Do you know if a Brett Yang works here?"

"I.. don't know.. It's a big school and I'm still new here."

"What's your name?"

"Um... who are you?"

"Nevermind that."

Eddy looked at the man with disbelief. He decided to ignore him and continued walking to his car.

He made sure none of them followed him as he left the car park and drove up the street where the post box was where Brett was waiting. Eddy slowed down his car and stopped briefly to let Brett in. Brett usually sat in the passenger's seat whenever he was in Eddy's car but today he went into the backseat. He tossed his bag on the seat and hid from the outside view by lying on the floor of the car.

"OMG Brett, what's going on!?"

"Eddy.. please, just go...!! I'll explain later...!!"

Eddy shrugged and drove off.


"Eddy.. do you remember a local kidnapping incident that happened 4 years ago?"

They chose to go to a quiet café that had booths where they knew it would be easier to chat, rather than a noisy bubble tea place. Eddy paused from sipping his coffee as he replied.

"4 years ago? I would've still been a uni student... Where abouts did this happen?"

"At one of the private schools in this area. A year 11 girl was allegedly kidnapped. The family got a ransom note."

"OMG."

"It was resolved and the girl returned safely."

"Oh thank goodness for that. So.. how was it resolved?"

"A prac student at a nearby public school worked it out."

"How ?"

"Well... the kidnapping plot was awfully similar to that of a novel."

"Uhuh."

"Yeah, so the prac student told the police how the kidnapper might approach the pick up of the ransom according to how it was written out in the novel and it was spot on as the ransom note the family received.. what was written in the ransom note wasn't released to the media at the time so the prac student was taken into custody and questioned."

"OMG poor guy."

"But luckily after some explanation and showing the actual bloody book, his name was cleared and he ended up helping the investigation and they found the girl safe and sound."

"Wow... to remember the plot and put two and two together to help solve the case is pretty impressive... the parents must have been so relieved when their daughter was found."

"Actually they were pretty pissed. You see, the girl and her boyfriend had plotted all this to milk some money out of the girl's rich parents."

"...What ?!? It was a hoax?!?"

"Yeah, and the plot they had followed was from the novel that was selected as the English text for the girl's boyfriend's school."

"OMG.. but aren't there so many books available for high school English text they can pick from?"

"Yeah.. the prac teacher was quite geeky, he had read practically every book that was available on the recommend to-read list for high school students."

"Oh wow. But OMG that's terrible!!! How pissed were the girl's parents!?"

"I recall they were pretty pissed."

"So you know them ?"

"Well, I got to know them quite well during the incident..."

"How come?"

"I was the geeky English prac teacher."


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To be continued to Twoset Teachers XI....

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