What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

53. Twoset Geologists II

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By rin_rin40

"Goddamnit Brett.. Please go and get some rest. You want me to wake you as soon as I find out or you good for me to touch base with you in the morning?"

"Wake me. Any time, I don't care, please."

"Okay."

"Promise?"

"Yes Brett, I promise."


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Brett arrived home to his apartment he shared with Eddy around 4 pm.  He was able to come home early because of the evacuation from the mine when machinery overheated and had broken down.  The engineers would be working possibly overnight to fix things up, only if Eddy could convince the directors to continue with the project.

Back at work Brett had gotten out of his coveralls and had changed into a clean T-shirt and a pair of jeans, but was still covered in dust and still felt hot and sticky.

If Eddy was home, he would have made sure Brett showered and ate something, but Brett really felt like doing neither and just wanted to go to sleep. However, if Brett went to bed as he was now, Eddy would've killed him with all the dust and sweat he was covered in, so much to Eddy's horror, Brett had recently established a really bad habit of "camping out" on the living room floor in a sleeping bag. It was Brett's best effort to keep the dust contained and the bedsheets clean yet getting some rest asap. Brett also wanted to make sure he was woken up to hear the outcome of Eddy's negotiations with the director about the fate of the mining project.  Brett figured that one way to ensure Eddy would wake Brett up was to camp out in the living room because Eddy hated it so much. So Brett removed his T-shirt and jeans and crawled into the sleeping bag with just his boxers on and he was immediately out like a light.

Brett felt like he barely had any sleep but when he felt a hand on his shoulder and slowly opened his eyes, he noticed the living room was dark.

"...Eddy?"

"Brett, you really should stop this... how can you rest while you're still covered in all that sh*t.."

"...How long have I been sleeping ?"

"Knowing you, you probably crawled into this sleeping bag as soon as you got home? Then you've been out for about 3 hours. It's just past 7pm"

".........Aaargh I have a headache."

"Have you had any more water since you got home?"

"I don't think so."

"I knew it."

Eddy opened a bottle of water for Brett and handed it to him. Eddy had already gone to the kitchen fridge to get Brett a water before he came into the living room.

"Thanks Eddy, what would I do without you, hey."

"Brett, please go and have a shower while I fix something for dinner."

Then Brett remembered why he "camped out" in the living room in the first place.

"Eddy! The excavation! What happened ? Did you speak to the director???"

"Go shower first Brett."

"Nooooooooooooo"

Brett opened up his arms in threat of throwing his grubby self onto Eddy.

"Ew, Brett, don't you dare, I love you but you are so gross."

"Eddy, don't do this to me, please tell me.. Or else..."

Eddy sighed.

"Ok, I got approval. But there are conditions. Now go, shower !!"

"But what are the conditions..??"

"Go !! Go !!"

Eddy knew he had to take action so he nudged and steered Brett along into the en suite via their bedroom.

"Eddy !! The conditions !!"

Eddy turned on the shower for Brett.

"Shower !! I gotta go fix dinner!"

"Nooooooooooooo"

Eddy rolled his eyes.

"Oh my f*cking god Brett you're like a 5 year old!!!"

Eddy was hungry and tired too so he left Brett and his tantrum in the bathroom and returned to the kitchen.

He let out a sigh of relief when he discovered leftover food from last night. He'd only need to reheat this stuff in the microwave and dinner was practically done.

He had just set the food on the table when Brett emerged from their bedroom in an oversized hoodie and sweatpants.

"Are you wearing mine again? I've been wearing those in bed for at least a couple of days."

Brett sniffed the sleeve fondly and muttered dreamingly.

"Sue me. I like yours."

Eddy shook his head and smiled.

"Let's eat, I'm starving."

"Thanks for fixing dinner, Eddy. Sorry, I should've done it, I got home first."

"Don't be ridiculous. I wanted you to rest. You feel better?"

"Yes.. thanks. So.. will you please tell me what the director said ?"

"I was lucky. Ken was on-call. The only geologist on the board."

"Would've still been difficult to convince him though."

" Yes, definitely. Till I showed him your photo."

"Oh yeah... he'd like that.."

"Well, I had to try and teach him how to zoom into the pic on his phone to see the ore veins.. I think he eventually asked his 5 year old grandson for help.  Aidan, come help gramps make this picture bigger..."

Brett chuckled..

"And...?"

"Yes Brett, he really liked what he saw."

"Yeah?"

"So, we get to dig another 2km."

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

"Brett.. we only got 2km.  We really need to get this right."

"I know. I need to look at that rock wall before we dust up the place again."

Eddy smirked.

"Ken's exact words. "

"Really?"

"Yes. He said recalibrate the drill angle before we start digging again."

"Of course. OMG Eddy, thank you, thank you...!!"

Brett threw himself onto Eddy for a hug.

"Just doing my job Brett. Oh and I'm coming down the mineshaft with you tomorrow."

"You are ?"

"Yeah I wanna see it, too."

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