What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

52. Twoset Geologists

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By rin_rin40

The ear-piercing sound of the siren quickened the already racing heartbeat of Eddy and it made the situation feel even worse.

"Brett !!"

Upon sighting Brett in the massive dust cloud in front of him, Eddy dashed towards him.

"Eddy, is everyone out ?! Am I the last one ??  Please say that I am.."

Eddy grabbed Brett around the shoulders and lead him into the portable site office.

"Yes, you are !! They're all out, they're all good.  Are you okay ???"

"Oh thank f*cking goodness."

"Brett.. they're calling off any further digging."

Brett looked up and glanced at Eddy.

"What!?!  What the hell for ??!?"

"We're having too many setbacks..."

"But we haven't finished our projected excavation yet...! C'mon Eddy!!"

"Yes I heard you.  But they said they're gonna can the project."

Brett looked pained.

"..Why!?"

"Oh my god I already explained it to you!!!"

Eddy opened the door to the site office and let Brett in first.

Brett removed his mask, goggles and helmet and shoved them all into Eddy's hands.  His hair and face was drenched and dripping with sweat.  He unbuttoned his orange mining coveralls and got his arms out of the top, showing his torso in a sweat-drenched T-shirt.

Eddy dumped Brett's protection gear on the table and stepped over to the small bar fridge in the corner of the site office and took out a chilled bottle of water. He twisted and removed the water bottle cap and handed the bottle to Brett. Brett nodded and immediately downed the contents of the whole bottle, Eddy watched Brett's throat pulsing with each gulp.  When he finished, Brett threw the empty plastic bottle into the bin as he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

"Eddy, do you think I enjoy being down there !?  It's soooo f*cking hot in the mine and not only do I have that helmet on, I've got that dust mask on as well, that thing almost chokes me to death!!  I'm not even asthmatic and I'm having breathing difficulties."

"Oh my god Brett, more the reason to quit now then. C'mon, please."

"NO!!!"

"...why are you so adamant about this??"

"Oh my f*cking god, maybe because we made a commitment to do it!?!??! What's gotten into you to quit like this ? C'mon Eddy, I know you're the site manager but you were just as passionate about this project as I was."

"Brett... the initial analysis of the soil was completely off.  This stuff we're trying to drill through is hard as f*ck.  We have completely stuffed up our assessment.  This is the 4th time our drill has broken down.  And we're not talking about a little chip on the drill or a little bit of overheating.  We are talking about our chassis getting completely fried and f*cked, we've never tried to dig through anything as hard as this."

"Oh for f*ck sake, Eddy!!!  I'm the one that picked up on the soil analysis being stuffed. I annotated it in our final report before we started the digging, remember?  But no one listened !!"

"Yes I've received countless copies of that report with your annotation highlighted... There were even copies left for each executive and board member in their meeting rooms!!  That was you, Brett, wasn't it!?". 

"Yes.  Not that it made any difference.  None of the board or exec members came to talk to me.  I was so pissed...."

"Brett... I collected and removed all those reports...."

Brett's eyes widened, then he glared at Eddy.  He took a step forward and pushed Eddy's chest with his hands.

"WHAT !?  Da FAQ did you do that for!?!?!?"

Eddy pushed Brett back.

"Brett, don't you EVER push me like that at work ever again!!!"

".. Eddy.. I'm sorry.. but...why..."

"Brett.. I'm sorry, but I didn't want you to lose your job."

Brett closed his eyes tight and fought his dilemma. As pissed as he was, he knew Eddy's actions came from a good place.

"...Eddy...So we never got the budget for the drill with more torque and power. Nor extra funding to improve the working environment down there, a higher-grade ventilation system for the drillers. Because I knew that soil was gonna mess with our lungs.."

"Brett, I have been getting that funding... I've been fighting for additional funding approval since we started digging which is the only reason why we've been able to continue up to this point. Even after we f*cked up 3 drillers... but they won't approve this one.. they said that 4th drill was their last approval."

"OH F*CK!!!"

Brett turned around and slammed the wall.

"Oh my god... why are you so..."

"Eddy... even you might think I'm crazy, but...I sense it.  It's there.. I can feel it..."

Eddy was taken back from Brett's reaction.  Brett had always been the "calm one" out of the two of them.  For all the years Eddy had known Brett, he had never seen Brett this worked up about anything ever.  And Eddy has known Brett for a pretty long time.. at least 10 years as a colleague.

Eddy stepped towards Brett and placed his hand on Brett's shaking shoulders.

"Brett.. how can you be so certain.."

"Eddy... that location.. we didn't just pick it out of a hat and you know it.. all that research and planning looking at the characteristic landscapes, the water quality of the nearby groundwaters... and once we started digging, oh my god, Eddy, those ore veins..."

"..what? What about the ore veins?"

"We can't even get a good photo because of the f*cking dust"

Brett fished out from his pocket, his mobile phone in a ziplock bag.

"A ziplock bag ?  Are you serious Brett?"

"This was all I could find in our apartment to protect it from the dust"

Brett took out his phone from the bag and went into his photos.

"Here...this is the best shot I got to date.  I took it just before we evacuated today."

Eddy left his hand on Brett's shoulder and moved in closer to him to look over Brett's shoulder in order to look at the photo on Brett's phone.  Eddy's eyes widened as he gasped.

"Oh my god.. Brett.. when was the first time you saw stuff like this ?"

"Day 15"

"OMG you saw this on Day 15 and never told me ?"

Brett scrolled through his photos.

"Eddy.. I've been too busy arguing to get new drills and sh*t. At any opportunity, I've tried to get a photo... for days.  Have a look at all my failed attempts.  Too much dust, too busy evacuating, whatever."

"OMG.. I've never seen anything like it.. But Brett..if I were to draw a picture of ideal ore veins.."

Brett exclaimed excitedly.

"Yes!!! It would look exactly like this, wouldn't it !?  Eddy.. please.. fight for me."

Eddy bit his lower lip.

"....How much more were we meant to dig according to our original plan?"

"2km"

"OH MY GOD TWO F*CKING KILOMETRES of that hard sh*t !?!?"

"Yes.. that rock is so hard...we're inch worming through it.. but it's just 2 km more.. please Eddy, please."

"...Send me this photo ?"

"Yes I'll Airdrop it.  Thank you Eddy, thank you."

Eddy closed his eyes and shook his head.

"Brett, I haven't said I'd do anything yet."

Brett turned to Eddy and grabbed his arm.

"Eddy.. thank you."

Eddy opened his eyes and stared at Brett.

"...I hate it when you do that Brett."

Brett tightened his grip on Eddy's arm.

"No, you don't, Eddy.  You know I'm onto something and you wouldn't miss it for the world."

"Goddamnit Brett..  Please go and get some rest.  You want me to wake you as soon as I find out or you good for me to touch base with you in the morning?"

"Wake me.  Any time, I don't care, please."

"Okay."

"Promise?"

"Yes Brett, I promise."


To be continued to Twoset Geolists II..

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