What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

51. Twoset Dancers

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By rin_rin40

Eddy entered an old dance hall, much darker and dirtier than the usual ballet studio that he goes to.

"Um, is this the right place for the dance workshop?"

A shorter man with dark hair turned around. He was dressed in baggy tracksuit sweat pants and a hoodie.

"Well, I just got here myself but I think we are in the right place."

"Hi, I'm Eddy."

"Brett. Ballet?"

"Yeah. You can tell, huh?"

Eddy shifted in his loose fitting yoga pants and gym T-shirt.  He thought he dressed "unlike" a ballet dancer today but couldn't fool the guy in front of him.

"Yeah, just your posture. I don't get to meet that many dancers from different genres, this is going to be interesting."

"What's your dance genre, Brett?"

"Hip-hop with break, pop and lock.  And I do some other  bits and pieces as well.."

"OMG. I don't think I'd recognise half of the stuff you do."

Brett grinned.

"Like I said, I hope this gets iNtErEsTiNg."

Eddy and Brett were enjoying some light-hearted chit-chat as more people arrived. Then they heard a voice asking for everyone's attention.

"Okay, can we all gather up please?"

The workshop facilitator introduced himself as John.

"This particular workshop will have you working on dance skits with variations of all sorts. A ballet interpretation of something from a completely different genre of music for example. I've got a collection of songs prepared and I hope you will find it interesting to see how different dancers would move with the music.

So, may I have you guys separate into .... Say three groups. Classically trained, ballet dancers on this side, contemporary dancers stay in the middle, then the more out-there ones like hip-hop on the opposite side."

"Well, nice knowing ya Eddy, I'm afraid we're gonna go our separate ways."

Brett smiled and waved as he walked away from Eddy.

Eddy returned a shy smile as he headed in the opposite direction, where he met 4 people who stood tall in a very similar way. It really was obvious when ballet dancers were standing around.

Once they were separated into 3 groups, John called out.

"Ok, let's all gather up again in the centre to get warmed up. Who would like to do the honours ?"

Eddy glanced at the walls of the studio. The walls did have barre handrails installed. But while he thought the ballet and contemporary dancers could do barre exercises, he couldn't imagine Brett, the hip hop dancer, doing barre work.

"I'll do it. So my usual warm up is okay, yeah ?"

It was Brett who spoke up.

"Great. You got your own music ?"

"Sure do."

Brett whipped out his phone and portable speaker from his backpack and started playing a pop tune that Eddy would have never picked in a million years as music to warm up to. It was some strange pop genre with a very strong bass beat with a lot of rapping and shouting. The other hip-hop dancers cheered but the other contemporary and ballet dancers looked puzzled.

Following the initial slow stretching movements of neck and arms and legs, Brett instructed everyone to do isolation exercises. The first part was fine, Brett was moving his hips side to side, back to front, accenting the movement with the beat of the music. Eddy assumed the next move would be to rotate the hips but instead, Brett instructed them to move their hips to the right, back to the centre, forward, back to the centre, left, back to the centre, back, back to centre. To Eddy, these movements felt pretty weird but doable. Next Brett's instructions were to slowly gyrate the hips clockwise 4 rotations, followed by anti-clockwise 4 rotations. Eddy thought Brett's technique looked relaxed and freestyled, compared to his fellow ballet dancers whom all 5 moved in sync, matching almost every single angle of their hip joint.

Then Brett called out;

"Change to upper body isolations, after 5,6,7,8..!"

When the movement changed to the upper body, Brett stood with his legs shoulder-width apart as he skilfully isolated the movement from the waist up. His shoulders stayed parallel to the floor as he shifted them first to the right then back to the centre, then puffed his chest out, then back in, to the left, back to the centre, then finally he pushed his chest in so his torso moved backwards, then back to the centre. Eddy had no idea how Brett could shift his torso backwards....! Eddy watched in awe as each movement Brett made was exaggerated with his hand, casually pointing to the shoulders as they shifted sideways or placing his hand on this chest to show how it went in and out. This was when the ballet dancers were tossed out of their comfort zone. Eddy was so used to keeping his upper body straight and centred, almost at all cost, so the movement of the upper body away from its centre axis was very foreign and difficult.

Once the warmups were over, John the facilitator returned to the front as he thanked Brett who returned to his group.

"Okay, first exercise, somewhat cliché perhaps, but let's try the scene from Dirty Dancing. Does anyone know the lift scene?"

It was a dance scene involving a lift, from an iconic movie in the late 80's by a classically trained male dancer and an amateur female dancer. All the ballet and contemporary dancers groaned.

"Oh my god the number of times we did that. Or at least attempted it badly...!"

Eddy noticed none of the hip hop dancers had responded. John noticed too and chuckled as he gave instructions;

"Have a quick look on Youtube guys, just search for the lift scene. They're dancing to 'the time of my life.' We'll have a ballet dancer do the lifts, may I have 1 from each group to be lifted ?"

Eddy saw Brett watching the video clip with his phone, surrounded by 4 other b-boys peering over his shoulder. Eddy smiled as he saw the B-boys all cringe then look at each other. The 4 boys surrounding Brett all pointed at him and laughed. Brett shrugged.

"I think I'm it. I'm the lightest."

Brett stepped forward. A petite girl stepped out from the contemporary group and a slender ballerina also stepped forward.

"OK, who's doing the lifts ?"

"I can."

It was Eddy.

"OK, let's start with the ballet dancers together."

The music played and the ballerina trotted a few steps before she leapt, fully trusting that she will be lifted.

Eddy confidently placed his hands on her hips and lifted her with such ease, it looked as if she was weightless. They held their pose in the letter T.

Brett watched in awe. Not only was Eddy incredibly strong, but the girl also must've had killer core muscles to keep her upper body parallel to the floor when she was lifted at the hips. Brett wondered whether he could actually pull it off.

Eddy gently placed the ballerina back on the floor as a round of applause erupted in the studio.

It was the contemporary dancer's turn next.

"I've never done one of these before. I was only picked because I'm the lightest ."

The music started and they attempted the lift a few times. They ended up ignoring the music but were eventually successful with the lift after having spotters for her arms and legs.

It was Brett's turn.

"Sorry Eddy, no B-girls today so I'm it."

"Heh, that's okay. I think I'll need a few spotters though."

"Yeah, sorry I'll probably weigh more than those girls. Look, if I get too heavy just throw me over your head, yeah?"

"What ? I can't do that!! You're fall head first."

"I know how to land, just make sure you let go of me and I'll be fine"

"Oh my god so I can just drop you ?"

"Well I'd actually prefer a bit of momentum but if I don't get any I'll just end up sliding down your back and rub my face into your ass I suppose."

Eddy cringed.

"I'm kidding, I'll be okay. So where should I leap?"

Eddy marked the spot with his pointed foot and Brett nodded.

The music started to play and Brett took his steps with the beat.

As Brett leapt, Eddy placed his palms on the sides of Brett's hips and lifted him. It surprised Eddy how their timing was matched so well that he managed to get Brett fully elevated with almost no help from the spotters and Brett was able to hold the pose, surprisingly stable, considering he had no ballet training, or rather ballerina training.

"OK, Eddy, you can chuck me behind you if you like."

"No, I'm good, you're so stable."

Eddy managed to put Brett back on the floor without dropping him.

Brett was beaming with excitement.

"Wow, thanks Eddy, now that was a new experience!!! We should try to incorporate it into one of our B-boy routines, hey?"

Brett beamed to his B-boy group.

"Well, then would you care to demonstrate? I'd be interested in your interpretation."

It was John who overheard what Brett had said to his fellow B-boys.

"Um, yeah, sure. May we have 10 seconds ?

Brett's group gathered up and literally had a very short 10 second discussion.

Brett was going to be lifted again. Their group selected a short and stocky guy to be the main lifter with one leg spotter and one chest spotter.

Though not as seamless as Eddy's lift, Brett managed another successful lift, followed by the 3 lifters throwing Brett and much to the horror of the other spectators, he went diving headfirst from the lift.

Eddy could not believe his eyes when he saw that Brett had somehow managed to safely go into a forward roll and land back up onto his feet followed by a few beats worth of dance steps for embellishment.

The spectators gave out a round of applause as the B-boys took a bow.

Eddy called out to Brett;

"How did you do that landing ???"

Brett smiled.

"That was from my stunt and martial arts training."

"Wow, that was amazing"

"Thanks"

"What were you guys discussing beforehand ?"

Brett grinned.

"I just spent 10 seconds convincing the guys that I could handle being thrown forward."



To be continued...

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