What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

47. Twoset Pest Controllers II

133 7 4
By rin_rin40

A/N:  I was meant to write this sooner but had writer's block.  I've been inspired by today's Twoset's video to complete this sequel...!!  So Eddy really doesn't like.. em, does he...


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Brett heard his phone give off a ping noise and so he stopped typing on his office computer and picked up his phone.

1 text message from an unidentified number.

Sometimes new customers preferred to text his mobile number, so Brett thought such was the case in this instance. He tapped to read the message.

Hi Brett, it's Eddy Chen. I'm sorry I haven't contacted you earlier, may I come in this afternoon to drop off the uniform?

Brett had to fire Eddy who he had just hired as a pest control technician because Eddy had a severe case of the fear of cockroaches. Eddy had said he would return his uniform within the next few days but come to think about it, it's almost been a couple of weeks since that day.  

Hi Eddy, sure, not a problem, I'm in the office all day, see you anytime.

Brett decided he would go and grab something to eat now so that he wouldn't have to duck out to get lunch in the afternoon and possibly miss Eddy's visit. He caught the lift downstairs and as he got out on the ground floor, he saw a familiar face outside the building. Brett approached the familiar-looking young man.

"Um... Eddy?"

The young man turned around startled.

"Brett..!!"

"Geez, you're early."

Brett whipped out his phone and checked the time. It was 11:30am.

"Um, yeah, I was a bit early but didn't want to barge in on you in case you had something on."

"Eddy, you could've just asked if you could see me now. Um... I was about to go grab some lunch, would you want to join me?"

"Um.. yeah, sure."

"What do you wanna eat? Any preference ?"

"Um... Asian ?"

"Sure, How about Taiwanese?"

"My favourite."

"Great, I know a nice place."




"Oh my god you didn't have to pay for my lunch Brett..!!"

"Hey it's okay, I don't like fussing over the bill at the till, y'know."

"Um.. well thank you Brett. It was really nice food. Look, can I at least get you a coffee or something ?"

Brett smiled.

"That's a very nice gesture. Thanks, Eddy."




Once they settled inside a nearby café, Eddy opened his backpack.

"Look, I'm just taking this out now so that I don't forget to give it back to you. It's the uniform I was meant to bring back to you last week."

Eddy pulled out a paper bag from his backpack and passed it to Brett.

"I'm sorry I didn't bring it back earlier. I was a bit...unwell."

"Oh? Are you okay now?"

"Um... yeah... I was really stupid."

Brett furrowed his brow.

"In what way?  What happened ??"

Eddy blushed.

"I tried to desensitise myself in an attempt to get over my phobia."

Brett raised an eyebrow.

"...What exactly did you do Eddy?"

"I tried to... um... touch a... you know.."

"...Oh no Eddy, didn't you end up having a massive anxiety attack?"

"Pretty much, yeah.. panic attack or anxiety attack, I forgot, but I wasn't in a good way for days."

"Geez Eddy, this isn't something amateurs can self-treat, y'know... it's a much more complicated process... that must have been awful for you.."

"Yeah, it was kinda tense... Um.. Brett, can I ask you something ?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"How come you're not scared of... u know. Them."

Brett smirked.

"Well... I'm actually an entomologist."

Eddy's jaw dropped.

"No way..."

"Yes."

"You.. study bugs for pleasure..!?!?!"

Brett let out a giggle.

"Well, that's a rather interesting way of putting it, but yes, that's what I used to do. I now use my knowledge to kill them. I sound pretty brutal, don't I."

"So... I'm guessing you are used to handling... them..?"

"Um... yeah, they don't give me any particular pleasure or anything, but I'm okay with it. Probably more okay with it than most people."

"Wow..."

"So... what made you try to desensitise yourself, Eddy?"

"Well, ... I thought if I could overcome my phobia, I could perhaps ask for my job back..."

Eddy blushed and stared down into his empty coffee mug.

"Oh Eddy.... Look, like I said a couple of weeks ago when I called you into my office, I really don't think you are compatible with this line of work..."

Eddy nodded quickly.

"Yeah, I know. I really know now Brett. I am looking for other jobs."

Brett smiled.

"That's good.. I hope you find something nice."

Eddy looked up.

"Um... about that.."

"About what ?"

Eddy put his mug down.

"About finding something nice."

"..Yeah..??"

"Um.. I think you are... nice."

Brett almost spat out his coffee.

"Um... Eddy, thank you..??"

"I just wished there was an opportunity to get to know you a bit better, y'know. Which was why I really wanted to stay on the job and work with you."

Once Brett recovered from a coughing fit, he scratched his head to collect his thoughts.

"Well... I'm actually glad you told me this Eddy. Cos I was actually wishing for the same thing."

Eddy looked up.

"...Really...??"

Brett smiled.

"Yes, really. I would like to see you again outside work. It's probably better that way anyway, less distractions?"

Eddy smiled.

"Yeah. You're probably right."

"So... would you see me again?"

Eddy blushed and smiled.

"Yes.. I'd really like that.. but.. um.. I really need to know something."

"What is it ?"

"Do you have any pets ?"

"Um... I have goldfish ?"

"I don't mind goldfish. ...You don't keep any... pets in line of your work..?"

Brett raised an eyebrow. Then he flinched and shook his head.

"Oooooh! Oh, no, no, no, I don't keep any of those large... u know, things from Papua New Guinea if that's what you're thinking."

Eddy let out a sigh.

"Oh thank bloody goodness... cos I don't care how cute you are, I don't think I could... see you if you ... u know.."

Brett smirked.

"...Did you just tell me that I'm cute? Anyway, good thing you didn't meet me while I was still studying then..."

Eddy recoiled in horror for a moment, then remembered that he did call Brett cute and blushed again.



To be continued...

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