What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

30. Twoset Skaters

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By rin_rin40

Eddy was an absolute beginner skater and was too busy trying not to fall over, so he could not look to see where all the shouting came from until he managed to slowly get back to the barrier and grab the railing.

He turned around towards the centre of the rink to find out where all the yelling and screaming came from.

An irate young man was arguing with his coach, who also raised his voice, looking just as pissed.

"That was total rubbish!!"

"Oh my god I cannot believe you cannot say one positive thing about my run through!!"

"Hey, I've got plenty of nice things to say about your program, it's your bloody execution that was so rubbish!!!

"Oh my f*cking god how could you say that!?!?!?"

"How? I'll tell you how. Your turns were sh*t, you hesitated before entering all of your jumps, both your spins lacked edge on entering and your spinning axis was all wobbly. Even your steps were completely off the beat today, tell me, what positive thing could I possibly say !?"

"That is absolute bullsh*t !!! I actually nailed my landings!!!"

"You don't say you nailed them if you hesitated on take off! Every !! Single!! Time !!"

"This is ridiculous. This is just a roast."

"Oh yeah? If you think this is just some roast, you really have no idea how to see yourself objectively and receive feedback. Why don't you just spend the rest of the lesson practising your cross-overs because they were f*cking appalling as well?"

"Oh why don't you go fu.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!"

Eddy recoiled in horror as he saw the young man storm off the ice.

Eddy noticed his skating session had ended so he stepped off the ice and returned his rental skates. He then went into the men's locker room, thinking he'd use the bathroom before he would leave the rink.

He couldn't find the toilets. He realised there must be a separate men's bathroom and that the locker room must be for the more serious skaters as he noticed the young man in the lockers area. This was the guy who had a screaming match with his coach. He was sitting on one of the benches with his hands covering his face.

"...Hey, are you okay?"

The young man looked up. His hair was drenched with perspiration and wisps of his dark bangs hung down as close to his nose. It was difficult to see his eyes through all his pitch black hair.

"...Yeah, sorry about all the noise we made, it must have been unpleasant to listen to."

"Um, that's okay..So are you guys going to be okay?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know, will you still be on speaking terms with your coach again?"

The young man seemed surprised. He flipped his head to rid his wet bangs and showed his eyes. They were a deep dark brown, laced with long eyelashes. He looked towards Eddy and smirked.

"Oh yeah, of course. We were just blowing off some steam, y'know."

"Oh...um, that's okay then. Um, look for what it's worth, I overheard some other skaters saying he's a really good coach. And I saw how you skated and I thought you were amazing. So um, I hope you guys resolve your differences and get along okay."

The young man gave out a chuckle.

"Yeah, I know he's a good coach. Don't worry, we'll be fine. Thanks."

The young man stood up and extended his hand to Eddy. He was about Eddy's height.

"I'm Brett, nice to meet you. Thanks for looking out for me, that was really nice of you to do so."

"Eddy."

Oh my god I can't tell him now that I just came into the room by mistake.

"Eddy, would you like to grab a coffee with me? "

Say what?

"..Um, aren't you in the middle of your lesson?"

"It's alright. I need time off the ice for a bit to cool down. I'll just go tell my coach."

Time off the ice to cool down? That doesn't even make sense.

".. Yeah, sure, okay."

Brett turned around and poked his head out of the men's locker room.

"Hey Dad!! I'm talking a break okay??"

Brett turned back around to Eddy who looked like a surprised Pikachu from a popular meme.

"HE'S YOUR FATHER !?!?"

"Oh, I thought you knew."

"How the heck was I supposed to know that!??!?"

"Hmm, oh well, there ya go."

Eddy face-palmed himself with embarrassment.

"Oh my god I feel so stupid now..."

"Hey, don't. What you did for me was really sweet. I liked it."

Brett quickly unlaced and removed his boots and as he carefully wiped his blades, he placed them into his soakers to protect them from condensation.

He reached down and slipped on his Converses that were under the bench and took his skates to his locker and put them away.

"Okay, thanks for waiting, Eddy, let's go"

Eddy noticed that Brett was in fact significantly shorter than himself, it was his skates that made him look taller before. He smiled to himself, to Brett and then headed out the locker room with his new ... friend.

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