What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
11. Twoset Snowboarders
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

12. Twoset Snowboarders II

238 11 5
By rin_rin40

"Okay, how are we going to do this?  Kate and James, I think you guys would prefer to ride with someone closer to your own height this time?  It makes it much easier that way."

"Yeah, definitely Brett mate."

"Okay James, how about you ride with Eddy and Kate you ride with me?"

James raised an eyebrow.  He looked like he was trying to hide his emotions but Eddy didn't miss the flash of anger and got a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach. 

I think James is a jealous type..

Luckily Brett caught onto James' expression too and turned to the other 2 girls.

"Or perhaps one of you ladies wouldn't mind riding with me? And the other could ride with Kate?"

The 2 girls looked at each other and giggled.  After quickly whispering into each other's ears and giggling some more, the taller one of the two spoke up shyly.

"Well since I'm taller I suppose I should pair up with you Brett?  Emma is closer to Kate's height so she can go with her."

"Sounds like a plan.  Alright, let's all go."



"Aaah, man this is so much better, mate, I'm going to have to make sure I always pair up with some tall dude when I ride these stupid things."

James looked like he was in a much better mood as the T bar successfully pulled him and Eddy up the slope.

"Yeah, I saw the bar digging into Brett's lower back when I rode that thing with him before, it must have been even trickier with the height difference between you and Kate."

"No shit, mate, look, she pushed the damn thing all the way down here like this..!"

Eddy wasn't prepared for James as the bar got pushed down and slid below Eddy's hip.

"Oh fuc..."

Eddy didn't even get to complete his expletive as he lost his balance and toppled backwards, he instinctively grabbed onto James' jacket and took him down with the fall.  They landed in the snow side by side with the wind slightly knocked out of them but they weren't hurt in any way.

"...Oh f*ck. I'm sorry Eddy, man, I shouldn't have moved that bloody T bar, are  you okay?"

"It's okay James, I'm sorry I took you down with me.  I'm just glad we're both okay... hey, what..??"

OH F*CK, NO

The T bar they had fallen onto had managed to snake its way in between their boot and snowboard and hooked both boys, slowly dragging them up the hill.

"Oh sh*t!!"

"Holly cr*p, Eddy. What do we do now ??"

"Oh geez, um.. look James, I think we'll just have to stay like this and get the liftie up there to untangle us when we get to the top ? Just try to chill, man"

Eddy tried to stay calm.  For a second he thought he could just relax with one leg up in the air as the lift dragged them up the hill.  They would look pretty stupid and it would be kinda embarrassing if any passing skiers or boarders saw them but what the heck he was wearing snow clothes so it wasn't like he was in any discomfort as the side of his body was dragged along on the snow.

Or so he thought.

What he quickly learnt was that as the T bar increased its pull, Eddy's elevated leg was pulled up higher and higher.

"Oh f*ck! Owwwwwwwww"

James was obviously less flexible than Eddy.  Eddy wasn't particularly flexible either, not by a long shot but he was in too much shock to react like James.  Besides, just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, he felt his body drifting sideways.

"Oh no... no... no way..."

Both James and Eddy had no time to react as they drifted further and further off track and fell into a pit at the base of one of the lift towers.  The pit was about a metre deep and the sudden fall while still having their feet tangled up on the T bar meant that they were both practically made to do the splits.  James howled in pain before their body weight managed to dislodge both of them off the T bar as they landed with a dull thump at the bottom of the pit. This time Eddy definitely felt the wind knocked out of him and felt slightly faint.



"James!  Eddy! Can you both hear me ?!"

Eddy opened his eyes and saw Brett peering into the pit he had fallen into. 

"Eddy !"

"Yeah Brett, I can hear you."

Eddy felt pressure in his chest and found it difficult to breathe.  The constriction in his chest started to frighten him and he felt a wave of panic creeping upon him.

"Eddy! how's James?  Is he conscious ?"

Only then Eddy realised that James was lying on top of him. No wonder he couldn't breathe properly.  Eddy gave out a small sigh of relief as he slowly moved his arm to pat James on his back.

"Um, James?  You okay ?"

James wasn't unconscious. He had been whimpering and mumbling the whole time.

"...Man that so f*ckin' hurt so bad, that stupid split."

"Brett, did you heard that? James is conscious, he's just a bit sore but I think he's okay."

"Oh thank f*cking god."

Eddy then heard another guy approaching the pit.

"Sh*t, are they alright ?"

Eddy noticed Brett's expression change.

"Eddy, that's the liftie from the bottom of the hill. I'll be right back."

The next second, Brett's face disappeared as he must have stood up to face the liftie.

"....They're both conscious, we'll check for injuries and then pull them out, yeah?  I'm hoping we won't have to radio for a snowmobile."

By the time the liftie from the top of the slope arrived on skis, both Eddy and James were able to wriggle their limbs and confirm that nothing was broken.  Three adults were enough to help Eddy and James out of the pit .  It was only when Eddy was out of the pit he noticed the T bar lift had been shut down for them.

The liftie from the top of the hill asked what happened.

"All I saw was a T bar gettin' flung up into the air, must have been when these guys fell into the pit"

Brett nodded.  He looked like he was trying to stay calm but he wasn't his usual bubbly self.  His face was expressionless, some might call it deadpan.

"Yeah you wouldn't have seen much since it happened closer to the base of the slope.  Mate, didn't you see anything ?"

Brett was asking the other liftie now, the one closer to the incident.

"Look, Brett, I let those boys on the T bar, gave it three T bars spaces before letting you ride with that girl, right?  Then I had another bunch of boarder beginners, I got busy."

"Dude, I was yelling and signalling the minute they fell backwards, you should've stopped the lift at that point anyway because you knew I riding behind them with an absolute beginner.  I suspected at least one of them could've been hoisted up... I just didn't expect both of them to get tangled up like that... never seen anything like it."

The liftie from the top interrupted their discussion before it turned into a full-on roast by Brett.

"Okay guys, I think we're all good now.  We were pretty lucky, it could've ended much worse.  I'll write it up and you guys can check it later okay?  Brett, you better continue with your group lesson, your students are waiting."



"So there was a bit of a mishap on the T bars but I am so glad no one was seriously injured.  Thank you all for being such a great sport and I hope you enjoy the rest of your time on the snow! Bye!!"

Brett was back being his cheery self again and concluded his lesson on a high note.

After everyone else in the group took turns thanking Brett, Eddy approached him.

"Thanks for the lesson today, Brett.  And also for um, rescuing me."

"Hey Eddy, no worries, I'm so sorry about what happened to you. Man, you were quite lucky."

"Yeah ?  I didn't feel particularly lucky going through all that."

"Oh, sorry, no of course not.  I meant your injuries could've been much worse and I'm so glad they weren't.  I almost shat myself when I thought you hit your head down there in the pit.  And I'm hoping James can still have kids after the T bar mangled him like how a toddler does to her Barbie doll, y'know ?"

Eddy couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The sense of humour of this guy is something else.

"Yeah I know what you mean.  Well thanks anyway, I know you really took good care of us."

"No worries.  So, how long are you planning to be at the snow ?"

"I just arrived today and I'm here for another 6 days."

"Ah that's cool.  You should consider taking lessons every day, combined with the practice you do afterwards on your own, you could become really good really quickly with boarding.  Provided that I haven't put you off from snowboarding lessons, that is."

"Yeah that sounds like a good idea and no you definitely haven't put me off in any way."

Not at all.

"Hmm, glad to hear."

"Yeah."

"So..."

"So...?"

"So, I've got 2 more classes to teach today.  You wanna go grab some drinks afterwards ?"

"Um.. yeah sure Brett.  I'll be practising while I wait."

A smile of relief and happiness emerged from the corners of Brett's mouth as he softly whispered in a low, velvety voice.

"That's great."


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A/N:  That concludes the story of "Twoset Snowboarders ".  Thank you so much for reading my stories.  It means a tonne to a new writer like me.  If you would like to read more of my stories, I've just created two more books!!

One is called "Twoset Football" which includes the trilogy I wrote in this one-short book titled "Twoset Football Talent, II and III".  I am hoping to add more chapters to this book soon.

The other book is called "Twoset Hosts" , It was originally drafted as a one-shot but just like "Twoset Football" it started to write itself so I decided to start it as a new book.

Cheers☆

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