What if I ain't no violinist?

By rin_rin40

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A collection of one-shot and short stories of parallel worlds about Twoset Violinists Brett and Eddy. What if... More

2. Twoset Chemistry
4. Twoset Hotline
8. Twoset Football Talent
9. Twoset Football Talent II
10. Twoset Football Talent III
12. Twoset Snowboarders II
14. Author's note 20210109
15. Twoset Science
19. Twoset First Aiders
20. Twoset First Aiders II
21. Twoset Anthropologists
22. Twoset Anthropologists II
23. Twoset Mash-up Reunion!
24. Twoset Tutoring
27. Twoset Ultimate Questions
28. Twoset Blind Dating Musicians: Edwina Edition
29. Twoset Fan Girls
30. Twoset Skaters
31. Twoset Skaters II
1. Twoset MMA
32. Twoset MMA II
36. Swipe top right, swipe bottom right
6. Twoset Daddy
17. Twoset Daddy II
43. Twoset Daddy III
49. Twoset Accountants
50. Twoset Accountants II
54. Author's Note - the mathematics of fanfic
52. Twoset Geologists
53. Twoset Geologists II
55. Twoset Geologists III
33. Twoset Sky-divers
35. Twoset Sky-divers II
61. Twoset Twins
62. Twoset Twins II
63. Twoset Boyband
64. Twoset Boyband II
65. Twoset Boyband III
51. Twoset Dancers
71. Twoset Dancers II
66. Twoset Clairvoyants
67. Twoset Clairvoyants II
68. Twoset Fortune Teller
70. Twoset Fortune Teller II
69. Twoset Wizard
72. Twoset Wizard II
39. Twoset Pest Controllers
47. Twoset Pest Controllers II
76. Twoset Pest Controllers III
77. Twoset Teaser
82. You can see me?
83. Twoset Peas
88. Twoset Peas II
89. Twoset Peas III
92. Twoset Handbells
96. Twoset Cleaner
97. Twoset Cleaner II
99. Twoset Cleaner III
38. Twoset Singers
40. Twoset Singers II
46. Twoset Singers III
93. Twoset Singers IV
100. Twoset Singers V
105. Twoset Bartender
95. Twoset Window Cleaner
98. Twoset Window Cleaner II
106. Twoset Window Cleaner III
107. Twoset Window Cleaner IV
26. Twoset Grapefruit Boys
34. Twoset Grapefruit Boys II
48. Twoset Grapefruit Boys III
80. Twoset Grapefruit Boys IV
109. Twoset Grapefruit Boys V
108. Twoset Travellers
110. Twoset Travellers II
111. Twoset Travellers III
112. The Haircuts by Butcher
18. Twoset Firefighters
58. Twoset Zookeeper
75. Twoset Zookeeper II
94. Twoset Zookeeper III
115. Twoset Zookeeper IV
116. Twoset Firefighters II & Zookeeper V Mashup
117. Twoset Firefighters III/Zookeeper VI Mashup II
118. Twoset Firefighters IV/Zookeeper VII Mashup III
119. Twoset Firefighters V/Zookeeper VIII Mashup IV
41. Twoset Competitors
42. Twoset Competitors II
44. Twoset Competitors III
120. Twoset Firefighters VI / Competitors IV Mashup
121. Twoset Firefighters VII / Competitors V Mashup II
122. Twoset Firefighters VIII / Competitors VI Mashup III
123. Twoset Firefighters IX / Competitors VII Mashup IV
124. Twoset Firefighters X / Competitors VIII Mashup V
125. Twoset Firefighters XI / Competitors IX Mashup VI
126. Twoset Firefighters XII / Competitors X Mashup VII
56. Twoset Daycare
57. Twoset Daycare II
59. Twoset Daycare III
60. Twoset Daycare IV
127. Twoset Pre-school
129. Twoset Pre-school II
130. Twoset Pre-school III
86. Twoset Dentist
131. Twoset Dentist II
132. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer
133. Twoset Doctor and IT security engineer II
138. Twoset Kidneys
139. Twoset Oompa-Loompas (writing challenge)
140. Twoset Tweeter
142. Twoset Gen β
143. Twoset Gen β II
144. Twoset Gen β III
145. Twoset Gen β IV
3. Twoset Teachers
5. Twoset Teachers II
13. Twoset Teachers III
16. Twoset Teachers IV (Viola Vexation 1)
25. Twoset Teachers V (Viola Vexation 2)
37. Twoset Teachers VI
45. Twoset Teachers VII
85. Twoset Teachers VIII (Luscious Lashes 1)
91. Twoset Teachers IX (Luscious Lashes 2)
102. Twoset Teachers X (Paparazzi 1)
103. Twoset Teachers XI (Paparazzi 2)
104. Twoset Teachers XII
128. Twoset Teachers XIII (special episode - writing challenge)
141. Twoset Teachers XIV
148. Twoset Teachers XV
149. Twoset Removalists
150. Twoset Timetravellers
151. Twoset Inventor
154. Twoset Timetravellers II
7. Twoset Manga-ka
79. Twoset Manga-ka II
81. Twoset Manga-ka III
84. Twoset Manga-ka IV
101. Twoset Manga-ka V
152. Twoset Manga-ka VI
153. Twoset Manga-ka VII
156. Twoset Manga-ka VIII
157. Twoset Vampire
166. Twoset Hairdresser
167. Twoset Gen α
168. Twoset Artist
169. Twoset Bedtime Story
170. Twoset Bedtime Story II
171. Twoset Secrets
158. Twoset La Mort
159. Twoset Guardian
160. La Mort meets Guardian
161. La Mort meets Guardian II
162. La Mort meets Guardian III
163. La Mort meets Guardian IV
164. La Mort meets Guardian V
172. La Mort meets Guardian VI
179. The 4 levels of Twoset Violin-chan
73. Twoset Veterinarian
74. Twoset Veterinarian II
78. Twoset Veterinarian III
90. Twoset Veterinarian IV
134. Twoset Veterinarian V (Blink for benevolence 1)
135. Twoset Veterinarian VI (Blink for benevolence 2)
136. Twoset Veterinarian VII (Blink for benevolence 3)
137. Twoset Veterinarian VIII (Blink for benevolence 4)
146. Twoset Veterinarian IX (In the name of science 1)
147. Twoset Veterinarian X (In the name of science 2)
173. Twoset Veterinarian XI (Liszt's curse 1)
174. Twoset Veterinarian XII (Liszt's curse 2)
175. Twoset Veterinarian XIII (Liszt's curse 3)
176. Twoset Veterinarian XIV (Liszt's curse 4)
177. Twoset Veterinarian XV (Liszt's curse 5)
178. Twoset Veterinarian XVI (Liszt's curse 6)
180. Twoset Veterinarian XVII
182. The art class - injured
183. The art class II - portrait
184. Twoset Devil
185. Twoset Diary (Eddy's)
189. Twoset Sleeptalkers
190. Twoset Barista
191. Twoset Barista II
192. Twoset Barista III
193. Twoset Traceurs
194. Twoset Traceurs II
195. Twoset Traceurs III
196. Twoset Detectives
197. Twoset Detectives II
155. Twoset Psychic
186. Twoset Psychic II
187. Twoset Psychic III
188. Twoset Psychic IV
198. Twoset Psychic V
87. Twoset Searchers
113. Twoset Searcher II
114. Twoset Searcher III
165. Twoset Searcher IV
181. Twoset Searchers V
199. Twoset Searchers VI
200. Twoset Searchers VII

11. Twoset Snowboarders

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By rin_rin40

A/N:  Thank you always for your support.

So in today's story, Brett is a snowboarding instructor!

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"Hi everyone, my name is Brett, how are we all doing today ?"

Eddy's small group stood in a semi-circle surrounding Brett .

"So, this is the snowboarding for beginners class, let's see how many we have today... five? Perfect! My name is Brett and I'm your instructor for today. So, hands up if you've snowboarded before ? No? None of you ? That's great! 'Cos if you do have any experience, Imma gonna have to send you off to another class. I only want absolute beginners here !"

Eddy was a bit anxious before the lesson started but his mind was quickly put at ease when he heard Brett's friendly and calming voice. He was kinda cute too. He looked like he was in his mid to late 20s so Eddy guessed they were around the same age. He was shorter than Eddy, but Eddy was pretty tall and thought Brett must be average height for an Asian guy. Brett was wearing an oversized Santa hat like all the other ski and snowboarding instructors did and this made him look like an elf. 

"OK, so a quick round of introductions? Just your first name and where you're from ? I'll start, so I'm Brett, I'm a local boy, from Canberra. Yeah, I know it's a 2 hours drive away from here but that's still considered local in our Australian snow world, okay? So, how about you go next ?"

Brett points at Eddy.

"Huh? Oh, yeah sure. Hi, I'm Eddy, I'm from Brisbane."

"Hey nice to meet you Eddy, I suppose you don't get much snow up in Brissie, aye. Do you have any skiing experience?"

"Um... no, this is like the 2nd time I've ever seen snow and my first time on a ski slope."

"No worries Eddy. Okay, let's keep going clockwise."

After a quick round of introductions, Brett proceeded to teach the group how to clip their boots into and out of their snowboards, how to stand up and how to fall. Eddy and the rest of the students started practising falling forwards and backwards.

"Hey Eddy, how's it going ?"

Brett approached Eddy to check on his progress.

"I'm good Brett. It does hurt the wrists and knees after a while though."

"Yeah the snow's a bit compacted down here so you feel it more. If you are here for a few more days it may be worth investing in some wrist guards and kneepads."

Brett clapped his palms together and the protective plastic on his wrist guards made a clicking noise. The gesture made him look rather adorable.

"How's your backside Eddy?"

"Huh ? I think it's okay but why ?"

Brett grinned.

"Yeah it looks okay to me, too but..  Sorry, I was joking but that was probably inappropriate.  Look, it's just that some students complain that falling backwards hurts their arse.  You can actually get padded pants for that, too ya know."

Eddy felt a flutter in his stomach but quickly decides he should pretend he wasn't affected by what Brett just said.

"Nah mate, I suppose my fat arse can take a few falls."

They both laugh out loud.


"Okay, we're now going to take this T bar lift up this small hill..."

The 5 beginner students gasp in unison. One of the young girls shrieked.

"Oh no way Brett! How are we supposed to ride one of those things with a snowboard??"

"Just like you would with skis on, really.  You'd be standing on your snowboard though, so with one foot in front of the other.  Two people on one T bar and the bar will rest of your hip and will pull you up the hill. Just make sure you don't put the  bar anywhere bendy on your body like the inside of your knees or especially at the waist for you girls or else you'll lose your balance and fall off."

Eddy flinched with the thought of falling off the T bar. Eddy asked Brett,

"Why can't we just take a chairlift?"

Brett smiles at Eddy.

"Well Eddy I love your challenging spirit but those are usually located at the intermediate to advanced courses. Baby steps first, okay?"

Oh, yeah, duh.

"And unlike skiing, we really need a bit of slope to get moving on snowboards, so we really can't get much practice on this flat surface. So, partner up, preferably someone your own size and let's go."

Out of the 5 students in Eddy's group, there was a boyfriend/girlfriend couple that wanted to stay together and a pair of girls that were friends. Eddy was the odd one out.

"Ok, is everyone paired up? Hey Eddy, you get to ride with me! Sorry I'm a shortie compared to you but hopefully, it won't affect your ride too much."

After Brett instructed and helped the first 2 pairs go up the slope, he turned to Eddy.

"Ready ?!"

Brett's voice was barely audible as the motor of the T bar lift was roaring in the background.

"Um, yeah, as ready as I could ever be I suppose."

Brett laughed.

"Yeah, that's the spirit !!"

Brett had an infectious smile and Eddy couldn't help smiling back at him despite being very nervous.

The liftie called out.

"Brett mate, you guys ready?"

"Thanks mate, let's go Eddy!"

Brett swiftly moved onto the platform, with so much ease and grace, as if there wasn't any of the snow around him. Eddy tried to quickly follow behind him with baby steps so that he wouldn't slip and fall. It was very tricky because while his left foot was not attached to his snowboard, his right foot was.  The liftie hadn't bothered to grab a T bar for them yet and had let the approaching bars move on above Brett and Eddy's heads until they were still getting ready. Of course, Eddy was way too nervous to notice any of this happening around him.

"C'mon Eddy, look up ! You gotta look where you're goin'!"

It was only then when Eddy realised he was looking down at his feet. Eddy looked up and saw Brett smiling and reaching his hand out to him. Eddy tried to grab Brett's hand but his ski gloves were slippery and it was difficult to get a proper grip. Brett clenched his hand into a fist.

"Grab my wrist instead Eddy, c'mon"

Eddy tried to grab Brett's wrist. What looked like a log, too wide to grab hold of, was merely air from Brett's puffy ski jacket and it rapidly collapsed under Eddy's nervous grip into an unexpectedly slender wrist.

With surprising strength not expected from someone smaller than him, Brett pulled Eddy up so that he wasn't hunched over anymore so the two boys were now standing tall on the platform.

"Here ya go boys, have fun !"

The liftie grabbed the next oncoming T bar, stretched out its cable and placed the bar onto the boys, right onto Eddy's hip but the other side was purposely placed much higher on Brett, about where his lower back was. It had to be that way so that the bar was kept horizontal so it was easier for Eddy.

Eddy felt the forceful pull of the T bar as he slid up the hill. His eyes opened wide in terror.

"Oh, sh*t.."

Brett let go of the cable between them and firmly placed his hand onto Eddy's shoulder.

"It's okay Eddy, we're good, you're doing great. Just stay nice n' still and relaxed."

The roaring motor noise quickly vanished and all they could hear was a soothing hum with the occasional clanking noise as they went past the cable towers of the T bar lift.

"Wow. It's suddenly so much quieter"

"Yeah, it's nice, hey."

In the corner of his eye, Eddy noticed that the T bar on Brett's side was digging into his lower back.

"Hey Brett, isn't the bar meant to be pulled down lower for you?"

"Yeah, maybe a bit. You've got long legs. That's okay, I'm used to it, don't worry."

They rode up the rest of the short hill in silence.

"Hey, there's our stop and I can see the rest of the guys. Sh*t, Eddy do you think Kate and James are arguing?"

Eddy was way too preoccupied to pay any attention as he was guided by the liftie and Brett to dismount the T bar. Once he managed to collect himself, Eddy realised that Brett was right, the couple were arguing.

Brett quickly approached Kate and James.

"What's wrong guys?"

Kate turned to Brett, exasperated.

"It's impossible to ride that thing with him, he's too tall!!"

James snapped back.

"No kidding. She kept pushing the friggin' bar downwards, it was practically behind my knees and it almost took me out under my legs!!"

"Look, if you guys managed to still get up here without falling off halfway up, you've done great, really. But we can swap lift buddies next time we're on the T bars okay ?"

Luckily Brett's soothing voice seemed to have had an effect on the fighting couple and much to Eddy's relief, both of them calmed down so that the group were able to proceed with the lesson – going down their first slope on a snowboard!



Eddy was looking down from the top of the small beginner's slope on his snowboard. In his mind, he felt like he was staring down the chasm of death.

Once Eddy overcame the initial fear of getting started, the adrenalin rush kicked in as he started going down the hill. Eddy imagined he was gliding down the hill in perfect form, carving a smooth and continuous wavy line, just like the way Brett had demonstrated for them, even though in reality it was more like he was slowly shredding off a thin layer of snow in a jagged line as he eased his way down the hill.

He attempted to change direction and ended up pointing his snowboard directly down the hill, which made him pick up some speed.

"Wahhhhh...!!"

Eddy heard the wind gush past his ears and felt the adrenalin overdrive before he lost his balance and fell forwards into the snow. It was much softer on his hands and knees than it was at the bottom of the hill where they started their lesson and he pushed himself up and out of the snow, with a child-like grin from ear to ear. He noticed Brett looking at him from a distance.

"Eddy ! Nice stack! You okay ?"

"Yeah, this is so much fun !!"

"That's the way it should be !! You're ready for the next slope?"

"Yessss!!"

Eddy got up and scooted along the flat surface towards Brett. He had both feet on his board and had built a bit too much momentum.

"Whoaah, Brett, sorry, I dunno how to stop, I'm gonna.. watch out..!!"

Brett opens out his arms to catch Eddy.

"Hey easy Eddy, I know I'm irresistible but I'm not all yours yet."

Oh geez he's such a flirt.

"Oh geez how do you pull off saying stuff  like that?"

"Ha, it's called snow charm. They say I am terribly charismatic and attractive when I'm instructing. I turn back into a geeky little Asian guy once I'm off the snow."

Eddy burst out laughing, while he was still cuddled up in Brett's arms.

Perhaps true, but I have a feeling he'd still be pretty cute off the snow.



To be continued....(OMG not again!? Sorry guys, I promise this will  be a  duology and will conclude in the next chapter...!)

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