South Park Oneshots ~Requests Closed~

Bang The Doldrums ~Reader x Kyle~

I wrote a goodbye note in lipstick on your arm

When you passed out
I couldn't bring myself to call
Except to call it quits

Best friends
Ex-friends till the end
Better off as lovers
And not the other way around
Racing through the city
Windows down
In the back of yellow checkered cars

Waking up with a hangover was not fun what so ever. "Call me~ (Insert random phone number)" was written sloppily on his arm in (f/c) lipstick. Okay, so maybe this hangover wasn't so bad. 

Yo ho ho
Whoa oh oh
Are we yo ho ho
Whoa oh oh

This city says...

Come hell or high water
Well I'm feeling hot and wet
I can't commit to a thing
Be it heart or hospital

Best friends
Ex-friends till the end
Better off as lovers
And not the other way around
Racing through the city
Windows down
In the back of yellow checkered car

"Kyle come on!" The sweet voice called to him. His girlfriend of 3 years, (y/n) (l/n) said as he walked down the stairs of his house. "Isn't it usually the girl that is suppose to have the dramatic entrance?" (y/n) just shrugged and wrapped her arms around his waist. "Ready for Prom?" He sighed and looked down at her. "Not really, I kinda just wanna play video games." Just as she was about to reply Kyle's mom started snapping pictures. Kyle smiled as they posed for pictures. As soon as they drove around the corner he felt eyes on him. "Wanna go to the arcade?" (y/n) asked as she chipped at her painted nails. "Oh hell yeah!" He said making a U-turn to go to the arcade instead of prom.

Yo ho ho
Whoa oh oh
Are we yo ho ho
Whoa oh oh

The tombstones were waiting
They were half-engraved
They knew it was over
Just didn't know the date

And I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me
The same way I think of you
This is a love song in my own way
Happily ever after below the waist

Best friends
Ex-friends till the end
Better off as lovers

Racing through the city
Windows down
In the back of yellow checkered cars

She was gone. Senior year wasn't even over yet and she had moved to California. Kyle sat on his roof, in the spot he use to sit with her. Stan had Wendy, Kenny could have whoever he wanted, and Cartmen even had a girlfriend. (y/n) was the only person Kyle had. And she was gone.

Yo ho ho
Whoa oh oh
Are we yo ho ho
Whoa oh oh

Best friends
Ex-friends till the end
Better off as lovers
And not the other way around
Ex-friends till the end

It couldn't be her. It had been so many years, but she was still beautiful. She was taller than she use to be. She stood in a dress that highlighted her curves and black pumps making her even taller with (s/c) legs that seemed to go on forever. And he was just some tall lanky awkward ginger dude. "(y/n)?" She turned to look at him, her (h/l) (h/c) flowed gracefully as her (e/c) orbs stared into his green ones. "Kyle?" Her (e/c) eyes filled with tears as she tackled him to the ground. "I love you so much you big idiot." She cried into his neck. 

Better off as lovers

"I love you too (y/n)