Pranks And Crossdressing

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"Good evening all you gentlemen, mobsters, creeks and crooks" She smirked. The flashlight moved to another person.

The other woman, who was in a blue dress, smiled.

"Men in tights come after you, and you're still off the hook" she sung. Bruce buried his face into his hands in realisation.

Another flashlight came onto another woman, in a traditional dress. "For those who scare and terrorize, it's the dawn of a brand-new day!" she sung.

The flashlight showed all three of them, "You scum can simply call us, the one and only Birds of Prey!"

Bruce face showed horror as he realised who they were. Whyyyyy?

"Green Lantern has his special ring" the girl in red (let's just call her... red) moved forward, swaying her hips.

"Pretty strong that little thing" Traditional and Blue harmonized, swaying as well.

The flashlight moved onto Blue, "Blue Beetle's deeds are really swell"

Traditional and Red moved in front of Blue, "Wonder who'll bring him out of his shell"

"Flashes foe, they finish last" Traditional sung, putting her hands on her hips.

"Red then came in singing, "Too bad sometimes he's just too fast!"

Blue walked forward, caressing her hips, "While all the boys can save the day"

They all walked forward, "no one does it better than the Birds Of Prey!" they start dancing.

Traditional sung, "Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when you shoot him straight" she made an arrow movement.

Red jokingly said, "Hey!"

Traditional smirked, "I'm just sayin'"

Blue then pushed her way through them," Aquaman's always courageous. His little fish, less outrageous" She did hand movements.

Red looked flirtatious," Plastic Man can expand" she spreads her arms out. Traditional and Blue walked beside him, "Becomes putty in our hand"

The three harmonized, "While all the boys can keep you punks at bay, no one does it better than the birds of prey!"

"While the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!"

The three walked towards the crowd, stepping off the stage for this part. They all circled around the place where Bruce was, smirking.

"Batman throws his bat-a-rang" they sung, making Bruce (and others) uncomfortable (Jason's mission was accomplished at this point).

"What a weapon, what a bang" they sung.

Blue smirked, "Check out that utility belt. Sure, make's a girl's heart melt"

Red looked directly at Bruce," He's always right there for the save" she mimicked a kiss, "I'd like to see his secret cave" she giggled (fakely).

Traditional sung, "While Batman does things his special ways" He joins in, beside the others.

"He'll do it better with the Birds of Prey. While Batman seems to save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey" All sung.

Blue sung, "The Birds of Prey!"

Traditional smirked, "Meow" he finished.

They received an uncertain round of applause. They all smirked, and walked into another room (the fitting rooms).

-Break line-

"Oh. My. God. That was a m a z i n g" Tim rolled on the floor, in hysterics. Jason and Damian joined in. (Tim was Blue)

"That was really embarrassing" Damian tried not to laugh (he was traditional).

"But did you see Bruce's face" Jason cackled (he was Red).

At the word of Bruce, Bruce stormed in.

His angry face was enough to make Tim roll back onto the ground, gasping for breath as he laughed. Jason joined him on the ground, in hysterics. Damian sniffled a laugh at his Father's face.

"Boys..." Bruce started, "I recorded that"

Jason's laughs immediately disappeared, "what?"

Bruce held up a camera, before running off, Jason running close behind.

"Bruceeee!"

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Tomorrow's chapter will be the batboys going to the future (suggested by TheFlyingAngels) I hope you like it.

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