Dick: Always strive to eat the stars
Wally: Aren't they too hot
Dick: Blow on them first
Idiot
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Wally: I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder in chinese
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Dick: You can run from your problems
Unless your problem is a cheetah
Wally: I still can
Dick: Shut up
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Dick: Just hung a picture
Nailed it
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Dick: Iconic quote from Barbara. I couldn't not share
If a guy said he'll do something he will. There is no need to remind him every six months
Wally: Bruh
What
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Wally: I hate it when I'm wearing my apple bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the fur
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Dick: Google must be a woman because it knows everything
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Dick: Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office- I will track you done you have my word
Wally: The very idea that someone could steal anything from you is hilarious
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Wally: Try new things so you know you hate them.
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Wally: I love when you hand a dog a treat and they're like 'thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.'
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Dick: How have you been?
I'll go first I've been awful
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Wally: Apparently 'the vibes are off' isn't a good excuse to leave early
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Dick: 'You look tired' Thanks I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over
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Wally: Are you decent
Dick: Not morally, but, I'm wearing pants if that's what you were asking
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Dick: The thing I miss most about movie theater is overhearing someone saying the most f***ing ludacris thing I've ever heard before the previews start
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Wally: You can cook bagel bites in the oven or the microwave
Dick: Where else would you cook bagel bites
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