Wally: You call it bad at darts
I call it freestyle acupuncture
Dick: I can guarantee the cops will not call it that
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Dick: For Halloween I'm going to be emotionally stable
No one's gonna know it's me
Wally: Are you okay?
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Dick: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
Wally: It becomes daytrogen
Dick: I'm going to bed
Wally: Good nitrogen
Sleep tightrogen
Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen
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Dick: Don't judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows
Wally: WTF
What kind of advice is that?
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Wally: I'm naturally funny because my whole life is a joke
Dick: Glad you finally figured that out.
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Dick: I'm warning you right now
My house is not safe
Wally: ?
Dick: We have a lot of leftover candy canes for some unknown reason
And Jason has decided that his new years resolution will be to stab as many people as he can with them
Wally: It sounds like you need back up
You make the plan and I'll do whatever you come up with
Dick: Jason you're going down
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Dick: 4/20?
You mean ⅕!
Reduce your fractions
Wally: OMG
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Wally: Maybe the sun doesn't want to be called hot
Maybe it wants to be called beautiful
Dick: Think before you speak
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Dick: Tupperware never recovers from spaghetti
Wally: Forever orange.
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Wally: It's weird that horses are considered prey animals.
Dick: How so
Wally: Because what animal looks at a freaking 8 foot ENORMOUS beast with pitch black eyes, terrifying teeth, and powerful legs and is like 'yes this looks like easy pickings'
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