Wally: Gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
Dick: LOL what??????
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Wally: Why do old people read the bible so much?
Dick: I just asked some random old guy and he said they were 'cramming for finals'
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Wally: It is my belief that everyone has a friend who is usually super nice but...
When they are angry they are the cruelest freaking people that one will ever meet in their whole life.
Dick: I am that friend
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Dick: Did you know that most sandwiches don't even have sand
Wally: WTF does that even mean
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Wally: *During a magnitude 1 earthquake* The owner of the Etch-a-Sketch museum- no no No No NO!!!
Dick: Owner of the bobblehead museum- yes Yes Yes YEs YES!!!!
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Dick: Who would win
1 trillion lions or the Sun
Wally: The lions would win if they attacked at night
Dick: Yeah okay
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Wally: I think I dropped my house keys somewhere. That was my favorite key
It opened my house
Dick: You sound like you need a hug or a friend who can pick locks
You are lucky I am your friend
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Wally: I hate when people say fart instead of anal cough
Dick: Pls don't start that
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Dick: I was looking up the word dibs on the internet and was wondering if other cultures had their own form of it and....
In Chile the equivalent of dibs would be matanga which means 'I killed you so, it's mine'
Wally: Nice
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Wally: How much would a trip to Spain cost?
Dick: It depends where you live. For example if you live in Spain it's free.
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Wally: It's quick, it's easy, it's free
Pouring river water in your socks
Dick: LMAO why would I do that?
Wally: It's quick, it's easy, it's free
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Dick: Pathetic mortals.
Wally: ????
Dick: You spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich that you're ignoring the real question...
YOU ARE READING
Off Time
FanfictionDick: How many chefs do you think were wrongfully executed in the medieval times because the King's food taster had a food allergy?; Wally: These are the type of questions I live for
