Wally: Have we tried putting 2020 in rice yet?
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Wally: the best barber can never receive the best haircut
Dick: Dude... ew
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Wally: I don't wanna adult today
I don't wanna to human today either
I wanna goat, I want to eat all day and head but anyone who gets to close
Dick: Same
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Dick: That awkward moment between birth and death
Wally: Dick what?
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Dick: I found a book explaining how we use the silent treatment in a street fight
And let me just say
I will live forever by each word written in that book
Wally: Please let me borrow is some day so that I can also live by it's word
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Wally: Just saw a sign that said 'buckle up teens it's totes yeet yo.'
Dick: Call help I think I'm having a stroke
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Wally: Is it wrong to get a slight power trip when you answer Dora the Explorer incorrectly
Dick: No
She needs to learn her place
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Dick: I personally, would love to calm down, and yet
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Wally: Is it more goth to wear a black bandage or to leave the wound exposed
Dick: What's happening?
Self Discovery
Why are you asking me these things
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Dick: This quarantine has been like a reverse purge
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Dick: The average person spends about two weeks of their life kissing
Wally: Dude could you imagine someone kissing another person for two weeks straight?
Dick: That would be a lot of kissing
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Dick: Nice ham you got there. It would be a shame if someone put a s in front of it and an e behind it
Wally: I don't have a ham
What are you even talking about
*fifteen minutes later
Wally: I get it now
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Wally: Turns out that my 'I refuse to learn a new skill unless I'm immediately good at it' tactic is sabotaging my life
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionDick: How many chefs do you think were wrongfully executed in the medieval times because the King's food taster had a food allergy?; Wally: These are the type of questions I live for
