Wally: The duck inside my stomach demands bread
Dick: Do I want to know what that means?
Cause I have a feeling I don't
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Dick: How much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped
Like you just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards you and you look down and you see this frog going at full speed
Wally: Dick it might be time for a nap
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Dick: Seven year old boys know what's up
Wally: Excuse
Dick: 'Do you think you'll ever fall in love?'
'I don't know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably'
Wally: Dude
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Wally: You're telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over seventy years, made this salad?
Dick: Technically you're not wrong with that number but I hate it with every atom of my being
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Dick: I am Narcissus and my little Zoom square is my lake
Wally: I love poetry
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Wally: I've been thinking about it and I've realized it is in my financial best interest to pass away
Dick: I mean if you insist
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Dick: It's funny because people think I'm quiet
But I'm just listening to everyone's conversations
And figuring out their weaknesses
To destroy you later in life
Wally: Why are you scary
I don't like it
It's unnecessary
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Wally: Well now I can never go to CVS
Dick: Uh why?
Wally: I just needed some deodorant and when I was checking out I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he actually said 'enjoy your night' so i said 'not today, thanks' and left
Dick: Is this more or less embarrassing than when you told that server you loved them?
Wally: Less only because I left immediately after
Dick: What about that lunch lady who you told cheese when she asked how you were?
Wally: Also less for the same reason
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Dick: Did you know you can find the sex of an ant by putting it in water?
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FanfictionDick: How many chefs do you think were wrongfully executed in the medieval times because the King's food taster had a food allergy?; Wally: These are the type of questions I live for
