Dick: Who do I contact if I found a plot hole in an episode of Criminal Minds that aired in April 2006?
Is there a hotline or something?
Wally: I don't know
But I will definitely be staying up all night to help you solve this problem
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Wally: Today my diet has consisted of Five Guys and Popeye's so I'm probably going to live forever
Dick: You ate... five whole people?
Wally: Six counting popeye
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Dick: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone
You can ask anyone who has been murdered and they literally have nothing to say one the topic.
It clearly doesn't matter to them
Wally: Uhhhhh? Excuse you?
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Wally: Peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
Dick: I've made fun of babies for less
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Dick: Microdosing on cannibalism by chewing the inside of my mouth
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Wally: I have a very important question
Which food personality do you think you could dominate?
Dick: This was definitely worth my time
The Green Giant
I dream big
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Wally: Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday
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Dick: I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me.
Wally: Fair
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Wally: Do to personal reasons I will be passing away
Dick: What happened to immortality?
Wally: That's only on Tuesdays
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Wally: What do you call a broken can opener
Dick: I will snap your neck if you finish that pun I swear to god
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Wally: Not wearing a labcoat so the so the other scientist know I'm a whore
Dick: Only wearing a labcoat so the other scientist know I'm a whore
Wally: You would try to out whore me wouldn't you?
Dick: Let's be real here, between the two of us who is more dramatic
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