Wally: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison
Dick: Life is a party and I'm a piñata
Wally: Touché
Dick: Right back at ya
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Dick: What state do you live in
Wally: Constant fear
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Dick: I think I know a way we can get the money
Wally: You'd make a decent stripper
Dick: I'd make an AMAZING stripper but that's not what I'm talking about
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Dick:Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw
Wally: Please go lie down. You hit your head really hard. You have a concussion.
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Dick: All mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL
They make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself
Wally: Teeth
Sorry I panicked
Dick: All contributions are appreciated
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Wally: We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
Dick: Keeps things spicy
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Dick: *picks up a crying baby* it's okay buddy, when you grow up you'll learn how to do this on the inside
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Wally: Honestly the Star Wars saga is just the story of three generations of people bullying c3po
Dick: I told Tim this and he couldn't come up with a counter argument
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Dick: Warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy
Wally: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave
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Dick: French geese be like
Honque
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Dick: But is I was a tree, you know what I would be?
Wally: A pine tree
Dick: ...Tree-mendous
Wally: You have brain damage
Dick: Don't hate me for going out on a LIMBS
Wally: Stop
Dick: I WAS JUST TRYING TO BRANCH OUT
Wally: No
Dick: LEAF ME ALONE
Wally: I can't
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