Abusive prank✔️

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"Hey guys so today me and billllllll" I say to the camera and then put it right in her face when saying her name as she makes some burritos

"We invited Claudia and Finneas round for a bit because we haven't seen them in a while-" I put the camera on the both of us and get inturupted by her

"I never wanted to do this I'm being dragged into this" she states

"It's gonna be funny! Well anyway we decided-"

"She decided" Billie inturupts me once more and I push her shoulder playfully

"Well anyway we are gonna pull and abuse prank on them" I smile widely into the camera

"We I'm gonna act warey and fake around her." I explained

"And I have to act mean, I don't wanna" she argues and says the last bit in a baby voice

"I'll make it up to you later" I whisper in her ear and her eyes widen as I bite her ear a little

"I'm in!" She says all flustered as I laugh

"I'm gonna do something really simple wrong or some shit and she's gonna shout at me in the other room while I do fake black eye" I continue getting exited at just explaining it

"So we are gonna set up a few cameras in the rooms needed and we will see you later" I smile and turn the camera off

"I don't wanna yell" Billie says in a baby voice

She never yells at me even in a heated argument

"But that's the point they will be confused because you never yell" I say and kiss her on the cheek and walk to the front room to clean it up a bit and she follows me

"But I love you" she says with a pout

"I know bub and I love you too" I reply and she smiles a little

A few hours later there was a knock at the door and we rush to get it

I open the door and see them stood there and Billie reaches for my hand , as much as I wanted to hold it I had to pull away

I think Claudia noticed and raise and eyebrow but shook it off

I hug them both and invite them In and we all sit in the front room talking

Billie sits next to me and I resisted the urge to hug into her

"So how are y'all?" I ask

"Great, sad we couldn't see you for so long but when we got the date that none of use where busy Finneas was ecstatic" Claudia explains and we both laugh a little

"Yes I was too' I explained

Billie put a hand on my knee and I very descreetly brush it off and she fake huffed angrily

"So how is it living in a house together?" Finneas asks

I fake hesitate for a second before replying

"It great! It's been a few months but I love it already, what about you bil?" I nudge her with my elbow and she gives me a quick fake angry glare before smiling

"Oh yea it's awesome, I love waking up to my baby's face in the morning" she replies in a slightly sarcastic voice but I know she means every word of it really

"Well I love that you both enjoy it" Claudia smiles at us

We talk for a few minutes and billie needs to up her game she's being too nice

She puts her arm round my shoulders while talking to Finneas about music so I take it as the perfect opportunity

"Claudia! Why don't we go and make the food?" I stand up suddenly

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