Billie eilish imagines 🔥

Baby daddies

"So how many children did you say you had?" Billie giggled as we laid on the grass looking up at the midnight sky

"Four" I said before covering my mouth

"So take me through it" she shrugged

"Gosh" I laughed "well my eldest son Roman somehalder" I said shyly

"Ian somerhalder?!?" She said like i was crazy

"I was 16! He groomed me, it was just satatory rape at that point. Found out I was pregnant and disappeared pratically. But romans 13 now. Then I have jewel sprouse, yes cole sprouse. I thought it was meant to bc, he loved Roman too. then he was fucking my best friend' naturally, we split. Found out I was pregnant, he was poking holes in condoms she's 10 going on 20." I shrugged as Billie looked at me with wide eyes

"And then my two little babies sage shes 4 and Delilah  whose two. Baby Daddy Jamie dorman. A fling, that's all" I shrugged "well twice but we all make mistakes sometimes"

"Woah, damn. Well sorry to break it to you but I can't get you pregnant" Billie chuckled

"Don't worry I am so done with having children, I'm focusing on being a milf now" I joked back

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"Rumoured that mother with three celebrity baby daddies, now dating 'Billie eilish' we wonder how long this will last? Maybe until her next child support payment?"

"This shit makes me laugh" I said and showed Roman the title

"I mean dad don't pay you shit, he literally lives in a 6 bed house and I still sleep in the guest room" he said like it was obvious

"Jewels dad won't even bother coming to see her, and Jamie's the closest thing to a dad I ever got" he continued

"Ugh I love him, he's like my best friend" I smiled

"I'm gonna go to my room for a bit Ma, love ya" Roman said as his phone started ringing

"Alright alright" I rolled my eyes before taking my phone out and going to Instagram

I began to make a story as I pulled a face

"Girl, you telling me the whole internet speaks about me as 'the person who has three babies daddies' that's fucked up, I hope you know not a single one of my children's fathers pay me shit, I am my own person, I'm a designer and I own my own fucking business. You can shit on me all you won't but the only one of my children's fathers that do anything is Jamie, he's baisically a dad for all my kids. I love him. So y'all need to mind your business, while I enjoy the pay check I get from your hate comments" I laughed loudly "and yes I am dating Billie, she ate my pussy last night" I said before posting it as I smiled to myself

I heard the door open and close as footsteps walked through

"Hey baby!" I called out

"Baby? That's new" Jamie said shocked

"Shut up, I didn't think it was you" I laughed and stood up to hug him

"How are you? Taking care of yourself?" He asked with his hands on my shoulders

"Yesssss, I always do" i smiled

"I saw what you literally just posted, you have kids. You need to think about what they might see on the internet" he tsk'd

"It will die out and won't exist in a few years. You? Oh your movies and going to be there forever, and your kids will probably see you naked tying up some girl one day." I shrugged and he shook his head

"Don't say that" he rolled his eyes "Atleast it wasn't one of our sex tapes, that could've been leaked"

"True, true." I nodded

"Where are my kids anyway?"

Ugh so cute

"Romans upstairs and Billie took the girls to the store" I explained softly

"Do you want lunch? I can make lunch if you want?" He offered

"That would be amazing" I smiled widely

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"I'm home!" Billie shouted through the door as jewel, sage and Delilah came running to me and hugged me

"Woah woah what's this all about?" I said confused

"We just love you, mommy" sage said with a big smile

"We just do" billie walked in holding a bouquet of flowers

"Aww baby" I Said and hugged her

"Here you go my love" she said and passed me them as I took them to the kitchen to put them in the water

"Y'all are still in that honeymoon stage?" Jamie asked

"Shut the fuck up" I said and stood on his foot

"Owww!" He shouted

"Oh hey Jamie, how are you?" Billie asked

"I'm really good, and yourself?" He said back

"Not bad, not bad at all."

"Daddy!" Delilah squealed

"Hey my little girl" he said back and picked her up in his arms

"And me!" Sage said with a pout as he scooped her up in his other arms

"Of course baby girl, are you two ready for this weekend?" He asked and they both shouted in response.

Cba to finish this

Was better in my head ngl