Billie eilish imagines 🔥

Police ✔️

I'm sat at a bar waiting for my wife billie to come back for the bathroom

Me and bil came to the bar just because we where bored and wasn't sure what to do

I space out so bad I didn't even realise that Billie had got back

But she sat a seat away from me?

I look at her with confusion as she just winks

"Hey, what is a gorgeous person like you doing all alone out here?" She asks me

Ohhh this is how we are gonna play it

"I could ask you the same thing" I shrug

"Mind if I buy you a drink?" She asks

"Hm, sure. A coke and whiskey please" I say to the bartender

"So, what do you do for a living?" She asks trying to fight a smile and she sits next to me

"I just do my brand deals here and there and I'm a clothes designer" I shrug

"Oh my, that's a lot you got going on there young lady, mind if I get your number?"

"Hm, not to sure on that one" I shrug

"Your Not Single?"

"Oh I am, I'm just waiting for the right one to come around" I shrug

"And what if your looking at the right one?" She replies and winks

"Mhmm, and what if I'm not?"

"May as well try, come on let me get that number of yours" she elbows me a little

"Ma'am is this lady harassing you because I can't get security if you like" the bartender asks while putting down my drink

"No, it's nothing it's just my wife being a weirdo" I laugh

"Ok... but if you need me to do something give me a shout. If it's some sort of forced situation " he says not convinced and whispering the last sentence

I grab billies hand and show it's to him as well as mine

"Matching promise ring? And matching wedding ring?" I say

"Oh and she has my wegging vows tattooed onto her back" I say and he looks shocked

"Oh and our daughters name tattooed on the back of our necks" I say and shrug

"Ok" he replies

"Thank you, now try not to come of as homophobic because there is a woman over there being annoyed by a random man and you didn't feel to do anything, just the homosexual couple" I say getting serious

"can you calm down ma'am, your going cause a scene all because you wanted to act like a slut infront of your so called wife" he says with attitude

I watch billie stand up from her seat and look at him dead in the eyes

"What did you Just call my wife" she grits through her teeth

He doesn't reply

"I said what did you call my wife!" She yells and slams her fist on the bar

"A slut" he shrugs and she grabs my drink and throws it at him and he gasps at the coldness

"I suggest you apologise and get her a new drink immediately or you won't be walking out of this place" she demands

"And what are you gonna do about it?" He replies

She throws the glass at his head and it shattered from the contact