Mindless Short Stories

Court.

Prince: EJ , shut the fuck up you flop bitch , you are either with us or against us

Roc: yeah! That's why we kicking yo ass out the group

Ej: oh really , name to me what's your current spot you got in MB as of now.

Roc: ....

EJ: don't worry I'll wait

Ray: damn roc , he got yo ass

Roc: don't worry , once we leave out this bitch , Imma knock his hairline off

Clerk Cobbledick: *coughs*

Prince: oh yeah , you can continue peasant

Clerk Cobbledick: do each of you swear that you will fairly try the case before this court , and that you will return a true verdict according to the evidence and the instructions of the court, so help you , God?

Everyone: I do

Prince: I guess

Clerk Cobbledick: you may be seated

Everyone: *sits down*

Mb: *sits down but they keep their hands up*

Judge Ballsberry: um Mindless Behavior , you guys can put your hands down

Prince: nah fam , that cop right there gotta gun *motions to the cop next to him* if I put my hands down now , there will be 17 warning shots in my back

Roc: 💯

Prince: yall niggas racist in this bitch , I'm half black , I don't fuck with yall

Judge Ballsberry: Mr. Perez , you and your friends can put your hands down now

Prince: alright *puts hands down slowly* but if I get shot , I'm taking all yall down with me *rest of mb puts their hands down*

Jon Pontaic: alright Your Honor and Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: im Taylor & Rachel's lawyer, Mindless Behavior has been charged with kidnapping , assault , and attempted murder. The evidence will be shown shortly, the defendants took the plaintiffs , Taylor Zaria and Rachel Marie on a Tuesday after the plaintiffs were in the club- *gets cut off*

Roc: CLUB GOING UP *snaps* ON A TUESDAY *jumps *

Prince: AYEEEEE *twerks*

Judge Ballsberry: SETTLE DOWN *bangs gavel*

Prince: *sits down and whispers to MB* he must not like that song

Jon Pontiac: anyways , Mindless Behavior took my clients and tried to kill them , they should be arrested

Judge Ballsberry: what does your lawyer have to say about this?

Ray: wait who is our lawyer?

Prod: IM HERE *busts through the court doors with his brief case * your honor my clients are innocent !

EJ: aw fuck

Prince: damn fam , we gone lose... Welp see yall in jail

EJ: word

Judge Ballsberry: and you can explain how their not guilty?

Prod: yes , ID LIKE TO SEND TAYLOR ZARIA TO THE STAND

Taylor: uh ok *walks up to the stand and sits down*

Prod: well hello Mr Taylor Zaria , Mr I give people's clothes to Deantheny

Taylor: im a female

Prod: MR TAYLOR ZARIA , I'll never get tired of that excuse the same way I will never get tired of the TRUTH , now tell me this , didn't you take Jacob's , formally known as Princeton's shirt ?