Walter: ok EJ, this is your first M&G with MB , don't mess this up. Be nice to every fan in this bitch, sign what they want you to sign. Do what they ask you to do.
EJ: what if they ask me to have sex with them?
Walter: I doubt that would happen.
EJ: true.
Walter: the security guards will be over here *points to left* if you need any help, signal them
EJ: like this *throws up gang signs*
Roc: *slaps EJ's hands*
EJ: OW , what the fuck was that for, you heavy handed nigrat!?
Roc: oh, I just didn't want to get shot.
Ray: *comes in, bumping into things* I'm so tired
Roc: we told you not to go to that party, but noo
Ray: AINT MY FAULT THE ADVERTISMENT SAID "GUARANTEED BAD BITCHES ALL NIGHT" ugh, people don't get me *sits in his chair*
Walter: where's Prince? He's always late to these things, he needs to be here!
*Prince comes out of Wetseal's supply closet with his hair messed up, his clothes torn and his glasses crooked*
Walter: what have you been doing!?
Prince: nothing!
*a girl comes out of the supply closet and gives Prince her number*
Walter: 😐
Roc: THATS MY NIGGA AHA, GETTING SOME BEFORE WORK AND SHIT *sits in his chair*
Walter: you are supposed to stay abstinent Prince
Prince: you got the nerve to tell me anything about being abstinent when I heard you banging the trendiness out of Keisha
Walter:.....
Prince: my point, exactly *sits down in his chair *
EJ: I hope this M&G goes great 😋 *sits down in his chair and waits for the first fan*
Fan #1: hey MB, I love you guys so much, can you sign my poster Prince? And Roc & Ray , here is some candy, and EJ, here, sign this *hands EJ a paper*
EJ: *grabs the paper* what's this?
Fan #1: just sign it pls
EJ: *signs it* but forreal, what is it 😅
Fan #1: nothing .. *grabs the paper, turns and walks away*
EJ: wait... Was that a marriage certificate!?
Fan #1: no...
EJ: come back here!
Fan #1: *starts running* LET ME LOVE YOU EJ
Ray: chill EJ
Prince: Yeah Chill nigga, that happens all the time, I'm married in 45 states and in Paris. Chill
*next fan walks up*
Fan #2: hello Ray, Hello Roc, sign my poster please, Prince lemme suck the soul out of your dick, & EJ can I touch your Adam's apple?
EJ: why do you want to touch my Adam's apple ? 😅
Fan #2: it looks like a hive of bees, it's so interesting *reaches over the table slowly*
EJ: *slaps at her hands* SECURITY
Security: *takes her away*
Prince: wait.. *stands up and yells*NO SECURITY BRING HER BACK, SHE WANTED TO SUCK MY DI- *sits back down* forget it
* Fan 3 comes up with a huge box *
Ej: hey little girl, 😋
Fan #3: shut up, *pulls out a gun and aims it at the boys *
Roc: 😳 *puts his hands up*
Ray: 😧 *puts his hands up *
EJ: 😭 DONT SHOOT ME *puts his hands up*
Prince: *sits back in his chair* the doesn't even have bullets, this ain't nothing new,
Fan #3: get in the box boys,
Prince: why should we?
Fan #3: there is food in that box
Prince: IM FIRST SUCKAAAS *cartwheels into the box* OO M&Ms
Fan #3 : *aims gun at the rest of the boys* get in the box
*ej, roc, and Ray get in the box and sits down*
EJ: OMG WE ARE GOING TO DIE , SECURITY, SECURITY
Fan #3: *kicks the box* SHUT THAT SHIT UP
EJ: *cries* omg 😭 IM GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN
Ray: you ain't have sex yet!?
Roc: your a Virgin?
EJ: yeah!
Prince: *stops eating a donut* you mean, virgin like the olive oil and Mary?
EJ: yes!
Prince: damn. This probably wasn't the group you should have got signed into then 💀 should have signed into Roc's Quire. we all have fucked someone! I fucked all of the OMG girls. Past and present, except for Lolo, I don't know where she been, *continues to eat donut*
Roc: I fucked all of Charm at the same time, did you know Payton gives the best head?
Prince: I see why she the best singer
Ray: I fucked all my Instagram hoes,
EJ: 😧 damn, y'all live the life
Prince: you need to lose yo virginity, Virgin Mary, you should hit up that girl, what's ha name.... *starts snapping* I forgot, but hit up her
EJ: no! I want to save my virginity till marriage!
Prince: you sound slow, how are going to please yo girl when it's time for y'all to fuck and yo Extra virgin ass a virgin, you gone be like "babe! Babe! ...which hole do I stick it in?" LOL
EJ: shut up Prince 😒
Ray: OMF ITS SO HOT IN THIS BOX, TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE IN HERE OMG I NEED AIR, FUCK
Fan #3: *drops the box* WE'RE HERE! GET OUT OF THE BOX
*the boys get out the box and look around, they were in a big room with one bed*
Fan #3: now all of you guys, drop your pants
Prince: HELL NAW
Fan #3: why not 😠
Prince: I got a girl at home who would not approve
Ray: same, Terrae would knock my ass out
Roc: you should take EJ cause he's the only Virgin Mary of this group,
* Fan #3 looks at EJ*
Fan #3: hm, your not that big, I saw your nudes but come on, *grabs EJ by the hand and lead him to the room*
3 Hours Later ...
Ej: *comes out, zipping up his pants* I can't believe y'all did that to me
Ray: *gets off of his phone* did you have fun?
EJ: I guess but I can't believe y'all did that to me
Roc: let's go home *starts to get up*
Ray: but someone has to wake up Prince
Roc: let's just leave him here,
EJ: no! Let's get him up! *kicks Prince* wake up!
Prince: *wakes up abruptly & screams * SQUAD
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Mindless Short Stories
UmorShort Stories of The Series of Events That Has Happened in Mindless Behavior's life.
