Mindless Short Stories

The Other Band

Walter: ok *stops in front of the group Charm's house* you guys better not fuck this up, I'm trying to have this group be an opening act for some of your shows. I wouldn't have even brought y'all if Prince's hair didn't get stuck into the car door 😡

Prince: woah woah woah! Don't get mad at me! Ain't my fault I ain't baldhead! Unlike some people you work with m, but that ain't none of MY business tho.

Ray: AHA Shade!

Walter: stop! Now I want y'all to behave yourselves & act like the nice gentlemen,you guys are.

EJ: *raises hand*

Walter: yes EJ

EJ: um, I'm not the person to judge cause judging is bad and the only person who can judge is God and that's my lord and savior...let's give a round of applause for The Lord 👏👏

Walter: EJ. Get to your point.

EJ: oh yeah, but Prince isn't nice...

Prince: what you say over there flat face!? Huh!? Naw speak up!

EJ: I just said you weren't very nice...

Prince: bitch I'm nice. I'm nicer than the time we let yo ass in the group. Nicer than the time I downloaded Prod's album from Soundcloud. Nicer than the time , we came to these thots house, asking them if they want to be an opening act. I'm nice, you heffer hoe bitch.

Roc: he's nice EJ.

EJ: well dang, I'm sorry. The Lord just told me to say that...

Ray: EJ, I just realized you are a certified bitch nigga .

EJ:😠 what's that supposed to mean

Ray: it means you're a bitch! You always have excuses on why you say something "well the KidzBop foundation called and told me to say your cooking sucks" like suck these balls thru these draws BITCH

Prince: oooooo get em

EJ: you know what you punk ass bitch, you have the fucking AUDACITY to even CONTEMPLATE that dumb ass speech about what I say. You have the fucking nerve you pencil neck bitch. You worried about what I say and what I do but the last time I scrolled down my Instagram timeline, your poem about NOTHING was so bad that after I read it , I had to Febreeze bomb my room because your poem sucked ass. So before you come at me & what I say, get with your poem game cause your vocabulary is getting weak, you crosseyed, stanky breath bastard.

Walter: 😧

Roc: 😧

Ray: ......😟

EJ: OMG, I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me, Lord please forgive me

Prince: .... Nigga... YOU IS MY MOTHERFUCKING NIGGA, WOOOOO GO HEAD WITH YO BAD SELF, OOO IM GONNA CRY, IM GONNA CRY, OOO SOMEONE HAND A NIGGA A KLEENEX OR THEY SHIRT SLEEVE *wipes tears of joy on Ray's shirt* EJ , you are now officially a real nigga.... IM SO PROUD... To think, just yesterday, you were a bitch nigga

Walter: EVERYBODY CHILL! Let's just get in here and get out, *Walter walks up to Charm's house, knocks on the door and Trin's mom opens the door*

Trin's Mom: hello there!

Walter: hello! I'm the group, Mindless Behavior 's manager and I want to discuss some business with the Manager of Charm.

Trin's Mom: I'm the manager of Charm, let's talk in the kitchen , you guys can come in

* The Boys & Walter enters in Charm's household and Charm comes from down the stairs*

Ray: you guys must be Charm, nice to meet you *shakes their hands *